It’s Monday. There are 71 days until the general election. Recapping a super successful August, the New York Times gives up and Orangey is afraid to debate.
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Note: Sexy Patriots! How was your weekend? Well that sounds fantastic. Ours was great too. Or at least way better than Jaundice Dickbrain (JD) Vance’s. Did you see this freaking loser? Watch all four videos here.
Yiiiiikes. How is it possible that this a-hole came out the gate being tagged as someone who has sex with couches and somehow managed to get worse every damn day? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get replaced by a dog-eating, bear-body-desecrating, whale-decapitating nutjob with a goddamn worm in his brain? But that’s exactly what has happened — Brain worm dude is the new Jellybean Dollhouse (JD) Vance. Just ask Eric and Don Jr. This is how it went down when he replaced …
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