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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Steve Bannon is only being "tortured" because they make him take a shower.

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Jude Johnson's avatar

Brilliant! You made me spit my covefe!

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Or, as the various biomes active on and around his body put it: genocide.

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Alexandra Barcus's avatar

That was pretty comprehensive! What is with CNN? Also Jan. 6 Gala? We must publicize all quotes Trump has provided to show he would be up for an abortion ban. And that he is in illegal quid pro quo talk with RFK Jr about a cabinet position when Kennedy must be insane judging by his whale head, bear cub and brain worm antics. Not to mention eating a dog. The man is a loon.

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Mercedes's avatar

Note 17 - I am getting the booster on Wednesday - woohoo!

And James Comey can fuck off and stay TF away from Kamala!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

What a fucking threesome. Imagine Con-old, Justa Dickhead have now hooked up with Brain Worm Dude🤷‍♀️ WTF has our Country come to?😂

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

Love to see them sharing a jail cell. It would take about hours before they were begging for solitary confinement!😛

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barbara's avatar

Keep up the good work, guys!

Bannon's torture is restricted tv !!

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Susan Walking Tiger's avatar

Trump is a wanker

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@paligranny's avatar

When I saw the Orange Chicken lede I thought I was going to get a recipe? 😹

Keep up the swearing and delivering informative news. We can take those fuckers.

Love Love Love,

Blue surrounded by red (in CO)

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Ted Haussman's avatar

“Jumbo Diaperload” or Jumbo Diapers have nice rings to them. Just brainstorming….

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Susan Walking Tiger's avatar

Dumbo Donold

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David Walker's avatar

Note 21—As an Arizona voter and long-time observer of our very own living, breathing freak show, Kari Lake, comes this most-excellent report from fellow substacker Jeff Tiedrich. Not to be missed:

“now let’s do some thinking and praying for the saddest loser of the week: Kari Lake

as the opening act at a hate-rally on Friday, Kari was supposed to speak for a few minutes, warm up the crowd, and then cede the stage so Dear Leader could do this thing.

speak for a few minutes? Team Trump, have you met Kari Lake? this bag of wind loves her some attention almost as much as Donny Convict does. you cannot get her to shut the fuck up. six and a half minutes past her allotted speaking time, she was still up there, yammering away.

and so Team Trump took her speech down off the teleprompter and replaced it with the following words of encouragement: ‘-6:23 GET OFF THE STAGE. TRUMP IS WAITING.’”

Muted mic, anyone?

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Susan Walking Tiger's avatar

Leopards…

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Susan Walking Tiger's avatar

Joy doesn’t exist in the real world if you’ve never tried to come together with anybody. Literally..😂

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

They’re all killjoys because they can’t feel joy.

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Stevens's avatar

Re: the debate, when I earlier saw a headline about the hot mics, I immediately thought Trump wanted them on...really interesting he wants them off...

And that NY Times "essay" is yet another example of why the hardest job in journalism is working at The Onion. The NYT is basically trolling smart and informed Americans now.

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Reports stated that even though trump’s mic was off during the Biden debate he just wouldn’t shut up, man!

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

The AP and many other MSM outlets always fall for that shit. Politico fact checks Dems against what Donald says, rather than what he does.

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Every Politfact check involving trump should come with a disclaimer stating the he’s a pathological liar.

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io bonini's avatar

Character? MSM? Maybe they really mean he will be replaced by an AI "Character" version of say...

Sponge Bob square pants, Fritz the cat, Elmer Fudd....the possibilities are endless.

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Keep SpongeBob out of this plz.

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Susan Walking Tiger's avatar

All he has to do is put on his Tasmanian devil act and destroy anything in its path and he’ll be fine -but he’s not even able to twirl around anymore😂

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Christian P Douglas's avatar

Chicken little-hands

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