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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

Which sucks more, this week, last week, the week before, the week before that, or will next week take the suckie cake award for sucking above all other suckie weeks cause this suckie shitshow ain’t stopping…F.

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Just think tomorrow will suck even more!

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TCinLA's avatar

I wash people would get it straight about who did what with the ABC thing.

ABC - a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Nicest Police State On Earth, aka Mauschwitz to those of we writers who have ever worked at The Nicest Movie Studio On Earth, aka the Walt Disney Company - did not make the decision to bend the knee to Trump and give him a $15 million bribe to let them still get in to the White House Pressroom

No, that decision was made on the sixth floor of the Walt Disney Building on the other side of the studio lot. Specifically, in the office of Disney CEO Bob Iger.

It was a decision in line with company tradition of supporting fascists. Walt Disney himself was a well-known supporter of Mussolini before the war, and a supporter of America First. In 1941, he smashed the Cartoonist Union strike, portraying the strikers as "communists." He had to work so hard to clean up his reputation after we got in the war that he dropped all copyright claims to Mickey and Minnie and the gang, so they could be painted on the noses of B-17s and such. He was of course right back at it with the Right after the war was over.

This is now Reason 10,950,781 why I hate fucking Disney. If you want to let them know what you think of this move, stop watching Star Bores movies and the rest of the Disneyfied crap they make; no visits to Disneyland or Disney World, and cancel Disney-plus. Tell them what you think in language those motherfuckers understand. Tank their stock worse than it already is.

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Nancy Blodgett Klein's avatar

I’m so happy I decided to sell all my Disney stock right after the election because I foresee Trump’s planned tariff and immigrant deportation decisions tanking the economy including the stock market. Disney’s subsequent decision to bend the knee to Trump just confirmed that I had made the right decision!

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Gatekeeperken's avatar

It was a complete scam to kiss Caligulas rosy ahole.

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TCinLA's avatar

It was.

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

All bobby mcbrainworm has to do is SAY he won't eliminate the polio vaccine, and mitch the bitch will be happy to vote for him.

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Mary Ballard's avatar

the only place we can get valid news is from you guys - please don't give up on us. If someone would have told us 15-20 years ago we'd be where we are today, we would have laughed at them. The absolute whole thing sucks. Big donkey dicks.

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

Mitt Romney and Joe Manchin have become even bigger fucking dicks than when they were in the senate. Do they take turns eating orange ass or does one get the taint and the other get the ass?

McConnell throwing down the gauntlet…he’s a no neck lying little weasel. RFK is unqualified. They all are but this asshole is going to be the head of HHS. I don’t wand any vaccine on the chopping block. And as far as his TV host partner, Dr. Oz, he can go fuck off too.

I still can’t believe my fellow Americans fucked us over like this. Unreal.

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tecolote42's avatar

Lots of misery, went home sick BUT kept breakfast down even though I read your list, so I'll probably survive. How very sad :D

You're the best in a forest of woe 🖖❤️😍

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io bonini's avatar

Thanks again Adam & Sam for wallowing in all the Sh%t that I can't deal with. Regarding the Polio.I'm thinking about making t shirts for the holidays that say something like:

Make America crippled again! with a picture of an iron lung on it.

Sigh.....

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Terry R's avatar

Trump and Library in the same sentence … hahaha ….

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Gatekeeperken's avatar

They think we're stupid. Trump has never been in a library just like he's never been in a grocery.

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Karen A Waldron's avatar

He also may not be able to read about a third-grade level.

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Linda N's avatar

Re Note 14: a holiday classic by Jimmy Jensen (prounce Yimmy Yensen), the Singing Swede — “Walking In My Winter Underwear” (to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland, and sung in your best fake Swedish accent. For linguistic reference, see The Swedish Chef, who unfortunately will be losing his home on HBO, as per another Note, above).

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Cyn B's avatar

RFK’s confirmation will go similarly to the last 3 sellouts on the bench. He will sit there with a serious face and pinky promise he won’t take vaccines away, they will confirm him, and then he will do whatever the hell he wants. Confirmations don’t mean shit where the rethuglicans are concerned.

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Administrator Team's avatar

In Note 17 it was mentioned that no woman will be leading a congressional committee. Add to that - no person of color either. Two steps backward.

The DT appointee to lead the Voice of America is supremely unqualified to lead what used to be a reputable source of information. I suggest immediately renaming it the Voice of Trump for no honest information will be broadcast.

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Anna B's avatar

"We depend on these folks for truth and accountability and they’re paying what look like obvious bribes?!"

That should read 'we USED to depend on these folks ...

So glad I chose to dump TV some years ago. It's much easier to avoid the lamestream media when using to internet.

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Carolyn Schuk's avatar

Non-traditional carols — H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society's Lovecraftian carol "Very, very scary Solstice" https://soundcloud.com/user-399666829

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pr's avatar

I feel that whales have been inappropriately left out of this discourse

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Daniel's avatar

Let's hope Donald Trump actually has a brain worm and eat his brain alive.Way still a lot

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Daniel's avatar

Everybody's been on their knees to give Donald a once if we need to quit giving him what he wants and stand app to him, he can threaten what he wants, but he doesn't know how to backup his wretched, so we to put a guy gone Donald trump in a handcuff. S and put him in a straight jacket. I've patted him, so I'll throw the key away. I'm praying to God. He has a heart attacker stroke cause he is so fat and he doesn't look well and I hope he falls over. His fthe day that he supposed to be swearing in as President. God, please answer my prayers and George snapping off of us.I hope you gave Trump a good b******Since you're on your knees and in power down to him

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