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Cat's avatar

Who the fuck volunteered their children to go hang out with President pedo?

Also, Billie Eilish is an absolute legend.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Totally agree with you, Cat. Why would anyone knowingly put their child in a room with him? Defies logic.

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Michele Ashton's avatar

Cultists!

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Linda Myers's avatar

Who? Parents who got paid a lot of money, and are the most horrible people in the world.

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patti sepich's avatar

Yes. Which is so fucking disgusting I can’t even imagine how they sleep.

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CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

Tradparents raising tradkids --> tradpedophiles....

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Yes! I may even go check out some of her music on Youtube!

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Pope Buck I's avatar

I just hope there was a social worker in the room.

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Pamela Beckford's avatar

I think I need the therapy session as much as you two. It’s been a tough year this week

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

Working at McDonald's at 17 to pay for braces and having a parent living on the street, gets involved with Matt Gaetz for money and whatever, partying and drinking and drugs. Matt Gaetz showing off his conquests using pictures he taken with his cell phone on the house floor to anyone who will look. This is the guy tRump wanted to put as our Attorney General of the United States. And tRump knew all about this.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

I wish something like this had an infuriated button instead of a like button. The tangerine terror and Matt Gxaetz sound like 2 peas in a pod. I hope they both burn in hell.

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

You and I both!!!

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

He did nothing wrong.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

I wish we could speed up the inevitable.

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Peggy Rothschild's avatar

I thoroughly respect the additional research necessary to find a couch name that begins with K !

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Angie's avatar

I would continue to encourage MAGA to use those quack medications. Far be it from me to stop them.

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io bonini's avatar

Hey SP’s…Another week from the twilight zone…hasn’t it just.

One of my favorite WTF moment world events is the fact that Venezuela, UK, the Netherlands, Colombia, have stopped sharing intelligence with us. I am very glad they are not sharing info. With us, because a country who hosts guys like this:

https://theconversation.com/how-former-jihadist-ahmed-al-sharaa-ended-up-being-welcomed-to-the-white-house-269631

In my entire life I could not have guessed that this is how the US would end. How sad.

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Patricia Chadwick's avatar

Because of our messed up healthcare system, GoFundMe and getting paid for sex are how we now pay for dental and health care. Lovely.

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Barryt's avatar

The smirking sycophant isn't even lying - "almost not at all" isn't even a tell, he just admitted that prices have gone up, and tried to make it sound less bad.

And I guess we now know why trumpstein picked gaetz to be his AG - because he was in on the teen raping and would try to protect him from being exposed.

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

Gaetz did nothing wrong. She had a fake ID and was advertising on a prostitution site as an 18 year old prostitute.

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Barryt's avatar

Gaetz's friend, Joel Greenberg, found her on the sugar daddy web site and then got Gaetz in on the action. Greenberg was convicted of trafficking a minor, and the law doesn't care that the girl claimed to be older, so saying he did nothing wrong is just pedo-helping.

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

Wait a man who has sex with a 17 1/2 year old girl is a “pedo?” You’re fucking insane. You realize 17 year old girls can have sex with adult men in 46 states right? So according to you, all these ststes have legalized pedophilia? You’re nuts.

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NanceeM's avatar

I'm furious! Millions of dollars to Senators who were communicating with Trump on Jan 6. It would have been investigative malpractice not to identify those he was talking to on that un-American day. A $50M "settlement" with Michael Flynn, who admitted lying to the FBI. $5M to the family of the insurrectionist Ashli Babbitt. Talk of "reparations" to the J6 criminals (the real worst of the worst) that Trump put back on the streets as heroes. This HAS to stop! They are stealing OUR money! He is sticking his stubby middle finger in our faces as he and his rich accomplices make billions and rip us off. This should be part of the messaging every day without fail.

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

DITTO!

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Suzn Sez's avatar

Anybody else notice that Trump never mentions Ivanka's 'sexiness' now that she's an adult far beyond the age of consent? He couldn't keep his sweaty hands (and other undersized body parts) off of her when she was a child. How many of Epstein's victims did Maxwell lure because they'd remind Trump of the daughter he was so horny for?

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

Only one so far.

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

He’d had sex with plenty of women. I seriously if he has a pedophilic or hebephilic age preference

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Rachel Dooley's avatar

Looking forward to your couples therapy. We need you two to stick together, because your morning post is OUR daily therapy. Love you guys.

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Rebecca Walker's avatar

Thank you for another great column.

Here’s my favorite daydream: Insert DJT feet first into the barrel of a Howitzer aimed at a ripe manure pile; fire. Dig him out, and dump him head first in the tank of a Port-O-Let that needed replacing last Tuesday.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Charisse Davis, MPH's avatar

Trump hates children. Just watch how cold he is with his own grandchildren.

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Barryt's avatar

Hey, you take that back! He got his granddaughter a special exemption to be included in an LPGA event - he cares! (and she finished last)

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c boyd's avatar

The blame dems game is stale. Nance feels schumer gonna blow dems chances to clench this. christians getting their bible story in real time. epstein emails are the written version and DOJ naive if they think they think they have the only movies. Now if someone who has full copy just want comfort cash, relocation and new identity give up what the world needs right now, piss on those who have it holding out for 8digit greed.

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patti sepich's avatar

Good morning. I hope to make the meeting today.

20. I smoke really good weed for music which I play very loud outside on my covered patio while watching the birds, chipmunks, etc. (Deadhead OG). Btw I love that you looked up the IKEA sofa, cracked me up. Woke up to a clean wet patio, thanks, Rainmaker. It’s a good day.

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