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Pamela Beckford's avatar

I think I need the therapy session as much as you two. It’s been a tough year this week

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Cat's avatar

Who the fuck volunteered their children to go hang out with President pedo?

Also, Billie Eilish is an absolute legend.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Totally agree with you, Cat. Why would anyone knowingly put their child in a room with him? Defies logic.

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Michele Ashton's avatar

Cultists!

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Linda Myers's avatar

Who? Parents who got paid a lot of money, and are the most horrible people in the world.

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patti sepich's avatar

Yes. Which is so fucking disgusting I can’t even imagine how they sleep.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Yes! I may even go check out some of her music on Youtube!

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Pope Buck I's avatar

I just hope there was a social worker in the room.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

I wish we could speed up the inevitable.

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Peggy Rothschild's avatar

I thoroughly respect the additional research necessary to find a couch name that begins with K !

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Angie's avatar

I would continue to encourage MAGA to use those quack medications. Far be it from me to stop them.

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

Working at McDonald's at 17 to pay for braces and having a parent living on the street, gets involved with Matt Gaetz for money and whatever, partying and drinking and drugs. Matt Gaetz showing off his conquests using pictures he taken with his cell phone on the house floor to anyone who will look. This is the guy tRump wanted to put as our Attorney General of the United States. And tRump knew all about this.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

I wish something like this had an infuriated button instead of a like button. The tangerine terror and Matt Gxaetz sound like 2 peas in a pod. I hope they both burn in hell.

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

You and I both!!!

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io bonini's avatar

Hey SP’s…Another week from the twilight zone…hasn’t it just.

One of my favorite WTF moment world events is the fact that Venezuela, UK, the Netherlands, Colombia, have stopped sharing intelligence with us. I am very glad they are not sharing info. With us, because a country who hosts guys like this:

https://theconversation.com/how-former-jihadist-ahmed-al-sharaa-ended-up-being-welcomed-to-the-white-house-269631

In my entire life I could not have guessed that this is how the US would end. How sad.

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Patricia Chadwick's avatar

Because of our messed up healthcare system, GoFundMe and getting paid for sex are how we now pay for dental and health care. Lovely.

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HulitC's avatar

Thanks for the Katie Wilson News. I had given up checking that one!

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Barryt's avatar
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The smirking sycophant isn't even lying - "almost not at all" isn't even a tell, he just admitted that prices have gone up, and tried to make it sound less bad.

And I guess we now know why trumpstein picked gaetz to be his AG - because he was in on the teen raping and would try to protect him from being exposed.

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Trash Panda Logic's avatar

Extra points for looking up IKEA sofas for the Couch-F#@ker’s name! Love you guys!

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I'm going to jump the gun on Note Twenty for you, Adam. You wanted to know how to give your brain a shower?

Watch Captain America. Any one of them in the MCU. There is a character who has never had any moral ambiguity whatsoever, and always does the right thing.

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patti sepich's avatar

Good morning. I hope to make the meeting today.

20. I smoke really good weed for music which I play very loud outside on my covered patio while watching the birds, chipmunks, etc. (Deadhead OG). Btw I love that you looked up the IKEA sofa, cracked me up. Woke up to a clean wet patio, thanks, Rainmaker. It’s a good day.

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Rebecca Walker's avatar

Thank you for another great column.

Here’s my favorite daydream: Insert DJT feet first into the barrel of a Howitzer aimed at a ripe manure pile; fire. Dig him out, and dump him head first in the tank of a Port-O-Let that needed replacing last Tuesday.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Robin Richardson's avatar

What the f*** is Trump talking about when he is starving millions of kids around the world! I guess hypocrisy is part of his religion.

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Charisse Davis, MPH's avatar

Trump hates children. Just watch how cold he is with his own grandchildren.

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Barryt's avatar

Hey, you take that back! He got his granddaughter a special exemption to be included in an LPGA event - he cares! (and she finished last)

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