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Julie Jones's avatar

Can we hook Trump up to one of those labor pain simulators? And leave him there with it for, oh, I don't know, maybe 12 hours or so? I know acetaminophen couldn't do a thing for real labor pains, but I think DJT should learn what "toughing it out" really means. Just a thought.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Let’s do it. The conman wouldn’t survive five minutes of hard labor. He’s a wimp!

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Sue Sanders's avatar

Only 12?

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Julie Jones's avatar

I'm pretty sure he'll be a sobbing, screaming mess in about 12 minutes, but I really just wanted him to have a taste of "tough it out". Even if he won't get the full experience. 😎

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Let’s do 24. I can think of other ways for the pedo to tough it out. Tony Soprano style would work for me. Slow, prolonged and painful. That orange bitch be cryin 🤣

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Remember the scene when Tony asked for his ball cutters? 😂

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Disney boycott needs to continue. They lost a shitload, but yeah it's not enough. Keep that shit going.

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Jeanne Elbe's avatar

I ain’t going back. Their media company was going to help dismantle our right to free speech. Ever noticed it is the FIRST amendment before it tells the Prez and Congress’s mandates in next ones.

Unforgivable Disney and ABS and Sinclair and Nexstar (or whatever the umbrella corporation is.

List my money forever.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

TY

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Maczka B's avatar

Chuck and Hakeem need to put on their big boy pants and let the GOP shut the govt down.

They need to endorse Mamdani!

They need to stop taking money from AIPAC!

They need to stop feeding bibi!

Today is a good day to release the Epstein files!

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Melissa magic's avatar

Shut it down, just shut it down

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Pamela Fender's avatar

Absofuckinglutely!

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SueJ's avatar

I wish someone with a large audience on social media would post that many people are worried that men using Viagra and impregnating women is the real cause of autism ☺️

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Michelle's avatar

I just want to run off this planet screaming....

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Angie's avatar

When we get our next Democratic president in 2028, I want to see the secret service and the military cleaned OUT. Don’t know about you folks, but there are a few issues that are going to be make-or-break for me. Expanding that shitty fascist court is an absolute MUST as well. No mealy mouthed politicians this time, folks.

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Angie's avatar

Disney is dead. It’s just polio and fascism now. Time to end these shitty mega corps. They’re beating us to death with bags full of our own damn money. Take your power back, America. And keep your kids off of those diseased tea cups. 🤮

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Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

Loved Uncle Kash’s mug on hospital (Note 19)

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Fucking hilarious 😂

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Michele Ashton's avatar

In a perfect world, Kimmel would come out tonight and raise holy hell - off the rails holy hell- and then say, "FUCK YOU! I QUIT!!

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

tRump is shrinking. He can not hold his head up, He is bent forward. He can not bend his knees or swat down. He walks like he is on stilts as he has lost control of lower body functions. Can't even tie his own shoes. He has anger issues and lashes out making little sense.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I have a question. Why are the pedophiles ears so white and his face is so orange? I noticed his odd coloring when the idiot read from his teleprompter at the U. N. this morning. 😎

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

The usual good stuff here today.

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Catherine Ryan's avatar

We all lost brain cells listening to Dear Leader bramble on in such an incoherent way. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Larry R Rivera's avatar

who can believe such bs... non-medical so call experts making medical decisions for all americans... another trump mistake

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note two: Add this to the list of reasons not to resubscribe to Disney/ABC/Sinclair stations.

Note three: Can't you shorten TBS, and just note the fleeting instants when Donnie DOESN'T make a total fool of himself?

Note four: They're so heroic. Real, real men.

Note five: If you listen to the video, Homan was explaining why he was entitled to the $50K. That patriotic boy has made real sacrifices for this country. No one with an ounce of decency could begrudge him a...tip.

Note seven: I don't watch TV, and I've never seen Kimmel, except on various clips. I don't know if he has guests, as many of them do. If he does, it would be killer great if he had Colbert.

Note eight: Perfectly reasonable. Right wingers should be anti-antifa. They're pro-fa(scist).

Note 10 and "What the fuck was that?" And even "Today's clips," paragraph four (the guy's a fuckin' Republican! Is he allowed to criticize Bobby's and Donnie's positions? The fuckin' party is falling apart!: Bobby was right when he said no one should take medical advice from him. So why does he keep giving medical advice, if he knows it's nonsense? As for Donnie, now there's the model of restraint. He's never had a wife on whom he didn't cheat. He grabs any pussy he can. He bothers underage girls. He lies constantly. He "hires" people, and then doesn't pay them. And he's now telling pregnant women they should "tough it out?"

Note 11: Please re-read and reconsider this note. Elon's father molested his own offspring and step-offspring. Have a little more consideration for Elon. He never had a chance.

Note 12: Why is that fucked up? If you're going to starve people, why would you want someone to tell you the people you starved are starving? Why would you care? In fact, wasn't that sort of the whole point?

Note 13: Paywall.

"So goddamn whiny": That's the whole theme of this circus. Donnie had a four year tantrum over losing an election (unless you count the continuing references). My children didn't have tantrums for four years of their lives. They, you know, outgrew them.

"Kagan's clapback": I get a lot of petitions that have a question about whether Donnie's, and the rest of government's, antics will be permanent. I always answer "unsure." I'm still not sure. I don't know what it will take to recover from this, and if we can do it.

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Tracy A's avatar

Here's a little more from independent journalist Marisa Kabas on Disney's decision to reinstate Kimmel:

https://www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe?ref=0esfA3Th1I

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