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Julie Jones's avatar

Can we hook Trump up to one of those labor pain simulators? And leave him there with it for, oh, I don't know, maybe 12 hours or so? I know acetaminophen couldn't do a thing for real labor pains, but I think DJT should learn what "toughing it out" really means. Just a thought.

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Let’s do it. The conman wouldn’t survive five minutes of hard labor. He’s a wimp!

Carolyn Enloe's avatar

What an awesome idea. While we’re at it, let’s put Bobby Brainworms on there too.

TSmale's avatar

Please and let us watch.

Skitealwedrop's avatar

We’ll televise it with sound. 😊

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Let’s do 24. I can think of other ways for the pedo to tough it out. Tony Soprano style would work for me. Slow, prolonged and painful. That orange bitch be cryin 🤣

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Remember the scene when Tony asked for his ball cutters? 😂

Julie Jones's avatar

I'm pretty sure he'll be a sobbing, screaming mess in about 12 minutes, but I really just wanted him to have a taste of "tough it out". Even if he won't get the full experience. 😎

Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Oh, he definitely needs the real and full experience!

Ellen CW's avatar

Julie, what a great idea I’m all for it! ☮️

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Disney boycott needs to continue. They lost a shitload, but yeah it's not enough. Keep that shit going.

Jeanne Elbe's avatar

I ain’t going back. Their media company was going to help dismantle our right to free speech. Ever noticed it is the FIRST amendment before it tells the Prez and Congress’s mandates in next ones.

Unforgivable Disney and ABS and Sinclair and Nexstar (or whatever the umbrella corporation is.

List my money forever.

Frederica Huxley's avatar

Don’t worry - MAGA are now cancelling, ‘cos Kimmel’s back!

Maczka B's avatar

Chuck and Hakeem need to put on their big boy pants and let the GOP shut the govt down.

They need to endorse Mamdani!

They need to stop taking money from AIPAC!

They need to stop feeding bibi!

Today is a good day to release the Epstein files!

Melissa magic's avatar

Shut it down, just shut it down

SueJ's avatar

I wish someone with a large audience on social media would post that many people are worried that men using Viagra and impregnating women is the real cause of autism ☺️

Jamie Hamilton's avatar

Thanks for the much needed chuckle!

Angie's avatar

When we get our next Democratic president in 2028, I want to see the secret service and the military cleaned OUT. Don’t know about you folks, but there are a few issues that are going to be make-or-break for me. Expanding that shitty fascist court is an absolute MUST as well. No mealy mouthed politicians this time, folks.

Big Russ Utoat's avatar

Outstanding post. It must be done. Then they can revisit the President is above the law and can do what he wants.

Angie's avatar

Disney is dead. It’s just polio and fascism now. Time to end these shitty mega corps. They’re beating us to death with bags full of our own damn money. Take your power back, America. And keep your kids off of those diseased tea cups. 🤮

Michelle's avatar

I just want to run off this planet screaming....

TSmale's avatar

Oooh Michelle, same girl same. I'm about to lose my mind.

Michele Ashton's avatar

In a perfect world, Kimmel would come out tonight and raise holy hell - off the rails holy hell- and then say, "FUCK YOU! I QUIT!!

JOHN SMITH's avatar

tRump is shrinking. He can not hold his head up, He is bent forward. He can not bend his knees or swat down. He walks like he is on stilts as he has lost control of lower body functions. Can't even tie his own shoes. He has anger issues and lashes out making little sense.

Big Russ Utoat's avatar

This is true and it should be look into by a group of Doctors and come to a conclusions.

Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

Loved Uncle Kash’s mug on hospital (Note 19)

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Fucking hilarious 😂

Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Yes, it was great. And with the soundtrack…I think that was brilliant!

Not sure the soundtrack was there in LA or if that was only in the video, but that was the best part!

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

The usual good stuff here today.

Susan Hasho's avatar

" limp-weinered..."

This is especially eloquent. Thank you! Just had to comment this once for all the times I think you guys should have your own dictionary. I guess emphasis on the "dick" in dictionary. Love you!

Catherine Ryan's avatar

We all lost brain cells listening to Dear Leader bramble on in such an incoherent way. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Skitealwedrop's avatar

I have a question. Why are the pedophiles ears so white and his face is so orange? I noticed his odd coloring when the idiot read from his teleprompter at the U. N. this morning. 😎

That old Scottish git.'s avatar

I’m not sure why he’s talking about “too much liquid” … Trump has been accused of pumping too much flesh into children.

Larry R Rivera's avatar

who can believe such bs... non-medical so call experts making medical decisions for all americans... another trump mistake