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Mary Ballard's avatar

Today sucks donkey dicks. With that in mind:

Got this from a fellow D via messenger: OPERATION TANK THE INAUGURATION

In order to tank the inauguration TV ratings (something the orange values a lot) we were advised to keep the TV on, but just have it on HGTV, the Food Channel or any channel that is NOT broadcasting the inauguration.

They count the number of TVs on and what they are tuned to. The goal is to have many TVs on but not on the inauguration…it will tank the inauguration ratings. Keep your tvs on and on the other channels. It’s a form of protest and rebellion you can do today.

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Bonnie's avatar

That's my plan. Home sick with some respiratory thing, so watching NatGeo Pompeii archeological shows all day. Not watching a second of today's shtshow if possible. BTW, apparently Emperor Nero covered everything in gold too, including chamber pot :/

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MLK's avatar

Thank you Mr. Fish

https://clowncrack.com/

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Jude Johnson's avatar

Here is an alternative channel, if you can do YouTube on your TV -- or you just want to watch something cute: https://www.youtube.com/live/ICFiwn3-SOA?si=Yc2qd4HJdHnLZdSx

MeidasTouch+ is showing Puppies and Kittens Inauguration all day!

My friends and I are going to an MLK Day March and Celebration this morning and hanging out with great people, food, and music.

And YAY for Dark Brandon!

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Patricia's avatar

While I’m glad for the pre-emptive pardons that President Biden has issued, it is sad to know he had to protect people from the vindictive President-Elect. Peace, everyone.

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Laurel's avatar

Very little is helping me today. YOU ARE HELPING ME. I’m indebted to you. Thank you.

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Vickie's avatar

My AMC theater is showing Conclave, so I’m going to go watch some political drama 2000 years in the making instead of Pervert Hoover accepting his crown and scepter. Fun stuff. But I will leave my TV on to either The Twilight Zone or Ancient Aliens, both on free Pluto TV while I’m gone.

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Diana Quinn's avatar

Pretty sure it was during 45s first administration that my language started to become more colorful 🖕🏼

And I have BIG plans today:

Logged out of Facebook and messenger for the week; not spending any money on tangible goods; making donations to The Carter Foundation, MA Vest-A-Dog, American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, and two small animal shelters. Then I am checking out a couple of opposition organizations. And I plan to watch Meidas Touch Puppies and Kittens on YouTube 😍

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Dawn's avatar

Thanks for this. It helps

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Maybe Alexander Vindman would have liked a call from Biden with some good news. Guess not! Sad!

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Amy Troy's avatar

I was shocked that Vindman wasn’t granted clemency.

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D.Allen's avatar

Strangely, I have been receiving emails from the “Orange one” this week, sometimes 2 a day, asking for donations, of course. The email states I have been “chosen” as a supporter, to able to purchase some sort of trinket — I don’t know, I delete it so fast I don’t remember the exact item.

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If I was a duck's avatar

I've been getting a lot of those also, but I think it's because I requested tickets to Drumpf's rallies in my dogs names to mess with his numbers.

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Suzanne's avatar

My dog and I are there for the greatest fart noise ever at noon ET with all the other SPs. I’ll give her some 🧀 maybe some 🍕too. I’m gonna have to find a gas mask.

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

The shitning was scared of crowd size…he knew it would have been tiny like his hands and his dick. Fuck him and everyone around him. Happy MLK Jr. Day!

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Claire Ann Sullivan's avatar

I’m from Philly, so I’m booing right now… it’s what we do.

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Teri Taylor-King's avatar

America we are about to go through some things, and this will hurt.

Remember, we’re all in this together. Let’s be here for each other.

Today, we rest.

Tomorrow, we put our shoulder to the wheel, and deal with the shitfuckery ahead of us.

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Cheese's avatar

He did the right thing but it’s appalling he had to do it. People like Dr Fauci - who may have their flaws but spent a life in public service earning a pittance of what they could get in the commercial sector shame Trump with their selflessness.

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Felisa's avatar

Today I weep for humanity and the soul of our country. Tomorrow I put on my big girl panties and rejoin the fight against that fat piece of orange shit!!! Viva La Resistance 💙💪🏻

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Debi Heather's avatar

Today we celebrate the scumbags convention 🤬

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