It’s Monday. There are 652 days until the midterm elections. Fuck this shit.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Everybody should today.
Note: Hey there, Sexy Patriots! And how much does today suck goat balls? Exactly! That’s why we decided not to do a full edition today. We decided we’d rather cut off our own buttcheeks and eat them than be engaged during dumbfuck’s big day. So we just wanted to pop in real quick to do three things. The first is to remind you about the fart noise at noon ET. We’ll be marking The Shittening with a nationwide fart noise. Please join us and be loud.
The second reason for today’s TBS is to remind you that today is going to be hard as fuck and it’s ok if you’re really down in the dumps. This shit sucks. It really sucks. It’s ok to not be ok about it. Take some time for some self-…
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