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JOHN SMITH's avatar

Looked like tRump was going down on his knees to the Saudi prince. His hand holding is a sign of weak a president willing to do anything to suck up to a murderer soon to be King.

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Lyn Fenex's avatar

it was a woeful display of sychophancy, wasn’t it?

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

What was that in the email that Epstein sent - something about Trump blowing Bubba?

Does anybody know if Bubba is a slang for MBS in Arabic?

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Claire's avatar

Mary Bruce has big balls! Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein-well, now we know for sure why Harvard bent the knee. How much time did Tim Cook, Bret Baier and Christian Ronaldo spend on the island? F@ck Jim Jorden and I love the Pope.

Thanks again you guys! For giving me a laugh while keeping me informed.

See you at 4!

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

I'm an atheist and I love this Pope.

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Kathryn's avatar

The Oval Office was despoiled again yesterday. The stains are getting bigger every time.

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Claudia Miller's avatar

Oh my gaud you guys, thank you for the laughs this morning; they are always needed. We need so much damage control for our country; the murdering Saudi Prince at the WH & Donnie gives him a pass? 3 more years ............ can we make it? Also, what the fuck is up with Tim Cook??? I've never believed more strongly that money is the root of all evil. Would Jobs have done this? Is his wife OK with this? The answer is obviously yes. And all of us in Apple world are being dragged along with it. Hey, see everyone in a couple of hours.

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Donna Mugavero's avatar

Guys, I can't comment as often as I’d like, but I want you to know that these daily newsletters give me life. I’ve also lost a few pounds since I subscribed because I read this when I'm having lunch, and 1-the news is too gross, 2-I'm laughing too hard, 3- Or all the above.

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Stu B's avatar

We’re all rightfully concerned and skeptical about Bondi/Patel releasing the entire Epstein Files, and that they probably already scrubbed damaging information about trump. I keep coming back to the same thought: Seeing as trumps cabinet picks and their subordinates are not even qualified for the positions they hold, they will also probably bungle their attempts at covering up any dirt on trump. They couldn’t keep their stories straight about the actual existence of the files, their video of Epsteins cell was quickly discovered to have a gap, and the list goes on. Trump passed up the A-Team, and hired nothing but the B-Team and C-Team. That may be what ultimately brings hime down.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note: California's, and probably Virginia's, votes were to counteract Texas. Can't we agree to stop all partisan gerrymandering?

Note three: I wonder the same thing.

Note five: I'm with ABC. Or Fox News. Or Mother Jones. What does it matter who employs me? Answer the fucking question.

Note eight: Don't stress about the clown's latest obnoxious wisecrack/insult. Re-read Note two. And everybody knows who's to blame for Note nine.

Note 10: Let me see if I can connect this: Nancy Mace; no friends. Hmm.

Note 11: Raleigh knows they're in Raleigh. You know they're in Raleigh. The whole country knows they're (now) in Raleigh. Note Note two.

Note 12: Bill Gates has been talking shit about the clown, but he'll take $1B from him to restart a broken down toxic crisis? Maybe Gates is already glowing in the dark.

Note 13: Note Note two. Everyone, except that imagined 38%, gets it. We had the prelude to Note two two weeks ago.

"Speaker LOL": Why was Little Mikey Little Johnson not happy about releasing the files? Daddy will be mad, or Little Mikey Little Johnson found out shit doesn't taste good?

"Saudi's Sucker": You mean Saudi's bitches.

"Release the (whole) list": What right thing do you need the clown and his moll, Pam, to do? Share a large bottle of cyanide?

"Today's clips," paragraph five: Ooh, I love Plaskett. The video cut off before she might have had a chance to say "I didn't 'call [him]' a felon. He IS a felon. The courts decided that. I'm guessing you wouldn't complain if I called him a man, or a US citizen."

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Today’s big stuff hit the stands early this morning. Competent as always and ahead of schedule. Thanks

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