The new overlords
It’s Wednesday. There are 657 days until the midterm elections. Predator Pete is getting confirmed, House Democrats show some guts and the oligarchy takes its seat by Trump.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. How the fuck isn’t everyone these days?
Note: Hello, Sexy Patriots, and welcome to the funeral. No, not for America, though we’re not ruling anything out. No, this funeral is for the High Road. That motherfucker is deader than a doornail or at least very out of service. It’s not that the amazing Michelle Obama wasn’t right about going high. It’s just that she overestimated Americans’ sense of decency. So now it’s time to go low. Or at least stop fucking around…
Woooooooo. We are not proud of how much we were rooting for Rep. Crockett to drag Mace outside and hit her with a trash can like in the Godfather and Harlem Nights. That said, we are anti-violence, and we don’t want to be a shithole country. But goddamnit it’s time to start getting as nasty as the deranged dumbshits we’re up against. And that means the Democratic Party is gonna have to stop clutching its pearls and start embracing unconventional battlers like this here cussing newslette…
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