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Stacy Snyder's avatar

Um, wish you would have actually quoted Rod Stewart, as I have no idea what he said. Captions or a transcript are key to making audio content accessible. Apologies ahead of time if you did that and I just couldn't figure it out.

Sharpie's avatar

This will teach me to review the article before responding. Yeah, that video clip was indecipherable.

Well, enjoy Rod’s silly ditty from the 70’s anyway.

Sharpie's avatar

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Song by Rod Stewart ‧ 1978

LYRICS:

Oh, nah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She sits alone, waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous, avoiding all the questions

His lips are dry, his heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

His heart's beating like a drum (like a drum)

Is he gonna get this girl home?

Relax, soon, baby, we'll be all alone

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, tell me so

If you really need me, just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Alright

He's acting shy, looking for an answer

Come on, honey, let's spend the night together

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother

They catch a cab to his high-rise apartment

At last he can tell exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, tell me so (tell me so)

If you really need me, just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

Ooh-ooh

I like this, I like this, I like this

Come on, baby, spend the night (hey)

I promised to behave myself

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

His heart's beating like a drum (like a drum)

Is he gonna get this girl home? (Is he)

We'll soon, baby, we'll be alone

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, tell me so

If you really need me, just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so (tell me so)

If you really, really, really need me

Just let me know, just let me know (if you really need me)

If you really, really, really need me

Just let me know, just let me know

Ah, yeah-yeah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhA_FkTTqo

Chrissy's avatar

Btw Paula has RS comment below! Hilarious!

Judy Sherwood's avatar

Too much noise to hear or understand anything being said... too bad... cuz I bet it's a hoot!

Truth2power's avatar

175 days! I’m saving up for a bulletproof vest for when I’m voting. I’m voting. Straight up. 💙🌊🙏

io bonini's avatar

T2p....LOL, LOL., You can buy ICE gear online and pretend you're making sure votes are safe.

Charlie's avatar

Let Trump sleep. A lot of people die in their sleep.

CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

I have gone though this first hand, it is part of the symptoms for a hospice patient. . Here is what the internet says; 'Increased Sleep and Fatigue

As people near the end of life, they often experience increased daytime sleepiness and longer periods of sleep. This is a natural part of the dying process, as the body slows down, metabolism decreases, and energy becomes limited. Patients may nap frequently, doze off during conversations or meals, or spend most of the day asleep. This increased need for rest helps conserve energy and allows the body to focus on essential functions. '

linda sherer's avatar

OMG!!!!! Too funny!!

Paula Suckling's avatar

The Rod Stewart comment was: According to video captured of the interaction at the Royal Albert Hall, Stewart told the King, "May I say, well done in the Americas. You were superb, absolutely superb. Put that little ratbag in his place".

Judy Sherwood's avatar

I LUV IT - thank you Paula! Class act all around.

Nancy Marzano's avatar

Thanks! Sounds like something Rod would say😄 I still love him even at his advanced age

If I was a duck's avatar

I literally initially read that the Canvas hackers were leaving the data in a Cybertruck..

Hey, it's 2026 and this year is already looking to be a bad remake of 2020.

Oh, you guys forgot to mention Mt St. Helens is smoking. Even volcanoes are stressed out now.

Judy Sherwood's avatar

put it in a cybertruck and let it burn?

io bonini's avatar

"As of May 12, 2026, President Donald Trump is heading to China for a summit, with a delegation reportedly including tech leaders such as Apple CEO Tim Cook, SpaceX/Tesla CEO Elon Musk, Meta's Dina Powell McCormick, Micron's Sanjay Mehrotra, Cisco's Chuck Robbins, and Qualcomm's Cristiano Amon. Additionally, separate reports indicate he was recently accompanied by JD Vance and Scott Bessent. "

My Friends and I saw this and thought, can someone give Iran the exact flight path for this plane.

Judy Sherwood's avatar

ask Grok, it knows the coordinates and flight path

Jane in NC's avatar

If he's 'blinking', my kingdom for an army of Weeping Angels.

arne link's avatar

He looks like shit. He's obviously unwell. I'm manifesting like crazy every day. We can deal with the couch-fucker if he ascends. At least he will just turn us all religious and won't want to build a gigantic arch to himself. Please Lord, hear our prayer.

Jane in NC's avatar

He looks like death warmed over. I know it's trite, but just imagine if 'sleepy' Joe Biden was caught on camera falling asleep at meeting after meeting, let alone calling the White House 'a shit house.' Those hamberders can't do their work fast enough!

Judy Sherwood's avatar

The longest, bestest blink ever in the entire history of the world, like nothing anybody has EVER seen before... a record setting blink... drumroll please!

Frank's avatar

Cool Doctor Who drop!

Barbara Lee's avatar

Thanks to Sharpie for posting the lyrics to the song. Now I’ll be singing that damn song all day! I’ve always gotten a chuckle from you guys calling Fetterman Uncle Fester but tbh I think he looks more like Lurch! The very tall and creepy butler in the Addam’s family! What do you think?

Michele Ashton's avatar

We Pennsylvanians are sick to fucking death of him and his Orange Ogre /R ass kissing. Talk about Bait and Switch! I want my $$ back - 'we won't get fooled again, don't get fooled again, no,no!"

Shirley Eads's avatar

Note 3: Suspending the federal gas tax...wow, then I'll be able to buy that pack of gum I've been saving for! Saving approximately $2.20 per tank of gas isn't going to help anyone. Stop the stupid fucking war and lower the gas prices as fast as you raised them!

Note 17: Maybe Americans are "under-babied" because we can't afford a tank of gas let alone afford to raise a kid. STFU Oz!

Barbara Lee's avatar

I’ve been saving for a little box of tic-tacs at Circle K!

Leslie Pruski's avatar

The savings for an individual American would be small compared to a truck driver. Any way to lower the cost of gas for food delivery is a good thing right now.

I agree, though, ending the war is the quickest way to lower gas prices.

My fear is that gas companies are going to think, "they got used to the prices, we don't have to go back to the previous price." Maybe I'm cynical in my thinking of big corporations though.

Julie Jones's avatar

If we're really. really, REALLY lucky, he comes back to the US feet first.

Who Cares's avatar

Hmmm. Hey China, how do you treat PDFiles? Years & years in prison? Death penalty?

Skepticat's avatar

I appreciate the days-until-salvation countdown numbers and all your comments.

Angie's avatar

Democrats need to stop asking for permission to fix their maps. The Republicans don't. Sick and tired of the pillow fight neoliberal Pelosi's of the world. Their time is OVER.

io bonini's avatar

Note seven: Hegseth is testifying again today. We are begging just one Democrat to push back on his temper tantrums by asking him if he’s been drinking this morning.

If only that wish could come true. Does he have his own brand of booze yet, like Patel, and Pirro has she got her face on a brand of boxed wine? Maybe at the Holidays they can sell;

Their WH limited editions to the same dumb shits who bought those gold phones.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I think you nailed it.

arne link's avatar

I hope he gets the Asian flu while dining on frogs. Oh, well. That taco thing was hilarious. Just a rich, entitled guy trying to be one of the people.