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Carol Gawle's avatar

At age 87, I'm proud and happy to be a democracy-defending elderly white hippie, rather than a sleepy-eyed, cadaver-faced, Nazi shadow-president!

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Ed Colman's avatar

Bravo, as a 73 year old democracy, defending elderly, white, hippie myself, it’s hard to believe we’ve been doing this shit for the past 60 years. Whew. I’m exhausted. Nap time.

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Maura's avatar

I’m going on 71, and I agree with you wholeheartedly, Carol. That dipshit Nazi can kiss my hippie ass! I think he, and the orange menace, are running scared.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

I’m a 76 year old democracy-defending elderly white hippie and totally agree with every word you wrote.

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Paul Schwartz's avatar

People need to start bringing up the fact that the President claims Democrats rig elections while he is in the process of doing the same. THIS IS A PROBLEM AND SHOULD BE OUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA MORE THAN IT IS

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Paul,

Here's the take of a single individual:

MAGA hates us Dems, and seems to find no redeeming qualities in us. But if "we" stole the 2020 election, wouldn't many people have been involved? HORRIBLE Dem people? Yet not one person has cashed in on the information they surely would have some form of evidence for.

In fact, "Leon" Musk affered $5M to anyone with evidence of 2020 voter fraud, and not one of us "soulless monsters" took the bait:

"Musk-linked group offered $5m for proof of voter fraud – and came up with nothing"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/14/elon-musk-voter-fraud-group

So, are we Dems the most greedy, evil people on Earth, or the most INcorruptible?

Neither. There was no 2020 election fraud!

Clearly the GOP has never learned to shave with Occam's Razor.

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Paul Schwartz's avatar

Thanks!!!!!!!!

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Maura's avatar

Pure projection. Trump is, decidedly, going to rig the midterms. There is no doubt about it.

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Actually, if there is fraud from the right (as we pretty much all expect), then I hope Trump's tiny fingers are what will be used to wire the microscopically tiny voting machine processor chips manually, because...

Trump has the BIGGEST MOUTH on Earth! If he has ANY personal info, he will not rest until EVERYONE living (especially his BFF Vlad) knows that he has...

"THE BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH! Not even NEWSCUM knows THIS SECRET about Trump(ME!!!) and the GOP stealing the MIDTERMS! But Trump knows, and a big tough man with tears in his eyes (and probly an Arnold Palmer-sized penis!) thanked me for having and keeping the BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH!"

You get the idea, Maura. The midterms terrify me, but if all I can do is to keep my eyes open, then that is what I'll attempt to do.

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Maura's avatar

As will I.

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Jude Johnson's avatar

RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES

Fuck Texas Repubs, Fuck Stephen Miller, and Fuck this Regime!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Oh and have a nice weekend off Adam--you deserve a break!

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Hey my dudes - This Sexy Patriot woke up feeling genuinely low & anxious this a.m. This world is doing unspeakable things to WE THE PEOPLE.

Thanks for giving me reasons to smile:

1 - The dude who yelled at Vance: "You gonna fuck a couch today buddy!"

2 - ASL's sign for the pedo!

3 - I'm looking forward to today's therapy talk 🗣️

Enjoy your day off. SELF CARE is imperative for everyone.

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Ellen CW's avatar

Michelle, great comment indeed!!

These things mentioned made me smile also. I just want to add STEPHAN MILLER IS A MONSTER, sorry about being so loud on that! 😁

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Thanks Ellen -

I adore Adam & Sam! Happy you smiled as well. I agree with you about the vile freak Miller. He IS a MONSTER!

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TCinLA's avatar

Dobson's departure once again reminds us that Oscar Wilde was right when he observed, "Some spread joy wherever they go, some whenever they go." Hopefully that motherfucking piece of shit is roasting on a spit in the Ninth Level of Hell next to his good buddy Jerry Falwell, for the next ten eternities

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

“Jizzcovered Davenport”? That’s the fuckin funniest one yet 😂 Thanks for a good laugh this morning guys. Have a great day off!

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Great stuff today.

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

You have to listen to the Vance, Kegsbreath, Miller clip from @FLARE.USA …there’s a guy we need to buy lozenges for. He’s yelling, loudly and some funny shit.

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Andrea Tuthill 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇷🇨🇦's avatar

Oh Sean, he is doing so much more than “posting in all caps……” doing donny like donny can only dream of😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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Richard Littrell's avatar

This commentary is always excellent: informative, entertaining and very enlightening! Simply extraordinary!!

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Melissa Eve's avatar

Adam & (hottie) Sam, wishing you both the right mixture of adventure and rest! Self-care is super important, and you both deserve a break 💗💗

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Hmmm....

Not great at math, but wouldn't "90 year old hippies" (of any "color") have been a minimum of around 35 during the Vietnam era? Isn't that about double the actual age for a great many of them?

I'm sure some were, but I don't remember seeing people that old in the newsreels of Haight-Ashbury...other than the tourists.

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Gina Ellis's avatar

yeah - at 89 I'd like to identify as an old white hippie, but that all happened when I was working and raising kids and being self-preserving conformist (when kids left home so did I, and left the office, and went out to live in a shack in the boonies as a late-blooming solo sort-of hippie....) - at any rate, until death or dementia get me, I'm unrepentedly lib-lab leftist all the way

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

I was a bit young, having been born in 1957.

But the many friends of mine who shared their stories of having lived in NYC and DC during that time were not all that much older than I was. (At least not by DECADES!)

Thank you, Gina.

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Ellen CW's avatar

I thought the same ☮️

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Notes: "Jizzcovered Davenport" Y'know, there are days (like today, right now) that I really regret not being able to put a graphic in these comments, because I have an image with two words in very classy, fancy, script that I would have put here after "Jizzcovered Davenport", and those two words are "FUCKING BRILLIANT!" because it WAS fucking brilliant!

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Note three: I'm sure all of our America First Fuckheads won't even hear about it, because Fux News, OANN, and whatever-the-fuck the other one is, will NEVER tell anyone about it.

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Note four: DUH. Trump IS Krasnov. DUH.

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Note five: Fuck that shit. He can put Miracle Whip on it. It's whiter, and he doesn't DESERVE Hellman's, because when you reach for the Hellman's, you reach for the best. And he's the worst.

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Note nine: "3.75 asscheeks (don’t ask)" I am DEFINITELY asking.

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Note ten: Hannity told the TRUTH? Alert the media! Oh. Wait...

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Note eleven: "So, Epstein's BEST FRIEND has KKKankles? Bummer. Sooo sad...

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Note sixteen: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if RFK Jr. started SELLING that bathwater.

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Note eighteen: Jay Kuo gave that a name: "Sadopopulism." Populism rooted in sadism. And some of these people are OBVIOUSLY sadists.

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I gave up cable the day after Nancy Grace first appeared on CNN Headline News, more than 20 years ago, and I am not letting South Park make me resubscribe. Y'hear that Trey Parker and Matt Stone? I CAN'T allow your brilliance to make me fork over even more money to Spectrum... I can't afford it.

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Putin wins again: He's not shocked. He's been working on Republicans ever since he took control of Russia.

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Git his ass, Gavin: "While we’re seeing some self-loathing dumbfucks say that Democrats should continue to take the high road." Who? List them, PLEASE, so we can start writing them and, for example, ask how much good "taking the high road" has done us so far, and tell them to get with the program (like Gavin and Jasmine) or GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

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"CNN GOP analyst Scott Jennings stunned anchor Abby Phillip when he responded to polls on President Donald Trump’s Washington, D.C., police takeover by saying he doesn’t care what residents think." Well. DUH FUCKING DUH DUH DUH.

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And, before I forget again, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Carla's avatar

You guys always make me laugh - thanks!

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

Republicans who support Russia by going along with the Putin and tRUMP and support Christian faith to nationalized also now are saying Slavery was not that bad are Traitors to America. You can not trust Republicans.

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Jude Montarsi's avatar

Brilliant! LOL

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