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Linda Johnston's avatar

Still laughing at your ranting NO’s to couch boy! Made my day!! Thank YOU!!😆

Stephanie's avatar

That's a "yes" to the "no rants" from me too! LMAO!

Sara G's avatar

Joyce Beatty is a BADASS!!!

Stephanie's avatar

We do need more like her!

Bill Riley's avatar

Regarding the killing of the Iranian schoolgirls it should never be forgotten that the school building was hit twice — the second strike came 40 minutes after the first hit. WAR CRIMES.

DonP's avatar

Someone should ask Rogan what he uses medical marijuana for. After all, he's known to fire up a doob or two during his podcast, and since he podcasts from his mansion in Austin, TEXAS, where recreational marijuana is illegal.....

which btw is most likely one of the reasons he didn't invite Harris on his show. Folks forget that as VP, she was the second highest law enforcement officer in the nation. (POTUS, VPOTUS, AG). As such without reassurance that he was using medical pot, she would have been obligated to sic the DEA on him as part of her "faithfully executing the laws of the United States". No doubt he knew that as well.

And yeah, Johnson sent the House home once again because he's a chickenshit little wiener who didn't want any of his members having to go on record as wanting to impeach Hegseth. Guess he's not paying attention to the polls that show people across the political spectrum do not like this war with Iran. I doubt seriously that voting to impeach Hegseth would have been a black mark against most of his caucus.

If I was a duck's avatar

Yeah, and they're not coming back until after the election. Dollars to dogshit he's not going to seat any newly elected Dem Representatives....and that's part 2 of his little plan with this "recess".

Sharon C Storm's avatar

He is not the person who seats the new House members. It is a woman who is the House equivalent of the Senate Parliamentarian. According to Ron Filipkowski of Meidas +, she is a fair and honorable person.

Jude Johnson's avatar

Aw man, Peter Max is gone, too? I had an outfit that was a Peter Max print when I was 12 in 1971: it was a kelly green background with hot pink flowers outfit that were elephant bell bottoms and a tunic top that I wore with hot pink 6" platform shoes. I really felt like I was stylin'!

Laura Howells's avatar

Tell Vance they had their chance!! These past 2 years have been a disaster!!! 🤬

Robert Elliott's avatar

See, now you just created a slogan.

Hey, Vance, you had your chance

Now get out with your flaming pants

Leslie Pruski's avatar

You boys were on fire today! I was reading the first note and started thinking there would be more Dr. Seuss-type rhyming. It would have been cool, but I couldn't think of many other words that rhyme with "couch." But, I'm in the NO MORE CHANCES GROUP.

Note 2: Therapy was fun; it would have been better if people had stayed out of my office.

Note 5: Dems really need to run on the fact that you have a dysfunctional Senate and House. One has a person as a literal puppet, and the other gets more vacation days than all of us put together.

Note 7: I am pleasantly surprised the Fed didn't cave to Trump.

Note 10: If you vote Republicans out of office, maybe you won't have to worry about FEMA funding being based on who you voted for—just a thought.

Note 13: Angie seems to be sharing all kinds of truth - Good Luck to her!

Note 17: Joe Rogan is Exhibit 1 Proving that the American Education System is broken.

I also would like to request warnings for when you share about Trump kissing anything.

arne link's avatar

Ugh. Disgusting. It must taste of Putin's ass.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

You nailed it again. Hell no to the forgiveness that Vance asked for. I just can’t wait until the midterms to wipe these jokes out of office.

Bruce's avatar

"It’s wild to consider that not one of our enemies have ever done as much damage to our capital as Donald Trump has."

to be scrupfair I kinda think the Brits did more in 1814 https://www.history.com/articles/the-british-burn-washington-d-c-200-years-ago. Just how flammable are superglue and gold plated plastic gewgaws anyway?

Saralyn Fosnight's avatar

I keep having to correct this! The two (!) missiles fired killed 168 little girls and 14 of their female teachers. Kegsbreath and Trump had two Tomahawk missiles fired at a girls school. You are right about them not caring, and they certainly never have apologized. They are both misogynists. Accident? I don’t think so.

Gigi Sylvia's avatar

Note 10: Apologies to the state’s blue dots, but it looks like NC got what they voted for, climate change denial and defunded FEMA.

https://www.npr.org/2026/09/17/nx-s1-5844642/fema-homes-collapse-ocean-climate-north-carolina-maine

io bonini's avatar

Hey All, We here at Cynic Central had a bunch of youthful humans over for a get together. Our favorite part of the whole event was when those youthful humans saw videos of Mitch. They all looked at us and said...So, why would we want these cadavers running anything?

...frustration abounds.

Good news is they are all doing things to make sure we never have to have cadavers again.

And more good news...they actually believe they can win....

We the overlords of Cynic Central kept our cynical opinion to ourselves.

Because they just might win.

Barbara Lee's avatar

Just another day in paradise 🤪

Chris's avatar

Isn't Trump's refusal to send aid to North Carolina (regardless of how they vote) an impeachable offense? (Among the almost countless other offenses he's committed and continues to commit)... wait, what am I even saying? He's refused to send help to anyone anywhere (in this country at least).

Robert Elliott's avatar

"Dog knows we get held to impossible standards while Republicans can get into bestiality and barely face any questions about it. Hell, the White House press haven’t even asked about the Russians paying for Trump’s son’s wedding reception." 1000x this.

Doug's avatar

Baby, just gimme another chance. I can change, baby, you know I love you, baby. Please, baby, please, baby, please, baby, baby baby, please!