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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Ketchup will soon be in short supply and trump is going to have a massive heart attack. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

They will have to try and jump start his heart using a car battery.

Michelle Brody's avatar

HAHA JavaJunky. Why even bother to jump start 🤷🏻‍♀️? He has no heart!

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

a tesla lithium battery and five firefighters to put it out.

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 thank you for making me laugh.

Yeah a Tesla battery! 👍👍

suzy Qu's avatar

thinking about buying stock in Benjamin Moore paint..

patti sepich's avatar

Don’t tease me like this

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

There is a very high chance he would have a heart attack. The more he gets pissed off the better the chances .👍👍

Peter Roest's avatar

Mayor Dingus should be a shoo-in for a much higher position in governance. He’s got the Republican platform down pat: “Exploit the Weak. They make much better victims””

Judy Sherwood's avatar

Disgusting, creepy. trump said during his first term that he "loves the poorly educated' and we (some of us anyway) know WHY.

Kiska AK's avatar

The girl’s family should sue the shit out of him.

Where/how did he get the panties in the first place?

The tariffs defeat means we’re going to war with Iran for sure.

Trump is very upset about Andrew because Andrew could well have a ton of dirt on him. Rat him out, Andy.

Barbara Lee's avatar

A rat ratting out another rat! Perfect

io bonini's avatar

Hey KA, I'm thinking.....He's going to;

Commit suicide in custody

Fall down some stairs

or

tumble out a window.

If Charles (the king) ugh...thinks he's in personal trouble with his Bro in the can. I'm pretty sure an accident is waiting for Andrew.

Barbara Lee's avatar

Perhaps a horse riding accident?

io bonini's avatar

OMG! you nailed it BL, Polo? LOL

Dan G.'s avatar

Vance’s “joke,” besides being unfunny, is a breathtaking example of administration officials’ inability to engage in what used to be normal conversation. For a gang of clods that is so sensitive to their opponents’ language…… Oh, what am I saying? Remember when it was embarrassing to be revealed as a hypocrite?

Carlina Valenti's avatar

This really IS a Happy Friday - the Supreme Court struck down Turddropper's tariffs! (He says he has other options to thwart this "illegal" action!). :)

Brian Wendorf's avatar

If MAGA peeps had an ounce of self reflective capacity and could see what we all see they would have to conclude that they are the sex pests, the bad guys, the fascists and everything else that they claim is wrong with everyone else. Oh, and they are softest most easily offended snowflakes too. MAGA really is the political wing of psychopathy.

lauren babbitt's avatar

No wonder the orange stain is not inviting Wes Moore to the governor meeting-have you see this guys resume? the donald is totally intimidated.

Michelle Brody's avatar

It's a good thing what SCOTUS has done regarding trump's illegal tariffs. trump needs to be slapped down harder. He also needs to hear the word NO more consistently. Fight the pedo.

My dudes, yes! Friday therapy sounds wonderful. Sexy Patriots, see you all then.

JC McKain's avatar

Why on earth is there still an Estate of Jeffery Epstein, seven years after his murder a/k/a suicide? There should be a class action suit including all of his victims & the entire Estate should be divided among them, period.

Do it as quickly as possible, and the court should limit the plaintiffs’ attorneys fees, similar to disbursing funds after 9-11 or the Madoff fraud. As an attorney, I realize that the complexity of this case would be quite expensive to litigate, but NO ONE should make more money off of these women’s pain

Melissa magic's avatar

Still dry heaving...thanks Dingus

Melissa magic's avatar

Seriously, what is wrong with Ohio? Dingus, Wexner, Vance, Jordan, any rocks left to turn over?

Linda Myers's avatar

It just came to me what should happen to the pedophiles in the Epstein files. Each woman, formerly abused girl, should get a turn with each rapist, and punish them any way they choose. Sounds appropriate to me. And, let’s start with the convicted felon pedophile.

Barryt's avatar

You just can't write this shit as fiction - yet another republican is caught being a predator, and his name is Dingus. I feel sorry for the entire family (generally) - that's a last name you just can't escape. I feel especially sorry for them also having a predator in the family.

io bonini's avatar

Yeah, BT...It's like a cartoonists, satirist, dream. Every single day I'm thinking. If I wrote a book with all this shit that has happened since 2016 and used everyone's real names, no one who read it would believe any of it.

And isn't that ironic. We needed people to believe all the unbelievable shit way back in 2015. But it all was so unbelievable we ended up here in 2026.

As for the predators family...I'd be having child protective services looking into what has happened in his house to their children (if they have any.)

Hang in there and may we continue to have names that reflect these weirdo's.

If I was a duck's avatar

If you all haven't watched Monte Mader on YouTube, you must . She grew up DEEP in the White ChrstoNationalism mindfu$k and lived to tell just how much of a mindfu$k it is.. And she's VERY educated, quotes her Bible backwards and forward, so none of these so-called Christians can get past her. Anyhow, she escaped that cult and her videos are a MUST see to the world they want us to live in, and yes, pedophilia is NOTHING to them

io bonini's avatar

Hey all you SP's and the intrepid A & S, About the cancellation of the Governors meeting. I know that diplomatically back in the day, a cancellation would not be a good thing. But in 2026, I'm thinking YES cancel the damn thing. Why in Gods name would these Gov's go? To listen to the orange urinal cake spew his insane shit? Give KKK Leave it more FOX news clips? Be disrespected by something that crawled from the sewage?

Hey Americans just saved some money by not having to pay for the Govs to go to DC.

Maybe...they could put together their own meeting, some place way cool and have the whole thing recorded, so we can listen/watch it on YouTube. And maybe without the Urinal cake being present, they might actually have a discussion about reality. sigh.....

Charlie's avatar

Well we finally know what the D in J D Vance stand for.

Ray's avatar

Everyone should vote against these republican pedophile protectors.

It's not the department of justice anymore, It's the department of PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS....