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It’s me's avatar

The menu for that flight was Taco !! 🤣🤣🤣

Rosann's avatar

Darn I just posted a comment but I think shit on a shingle was on the menu!

Robin Richardson's avatar

A CATERING CART, HOW APPROPRIATE FOR A GLUTTON-LIKE TRUMP. I SURE HOPE THEY DISINFECTED IT, OR BURNT IT!

io bonini's avatar

Hey RR., I read someone else's comment earlier today, He suggested a garbage truck would have been more appropriate. I will add a garbage truck with a compactor..

Robin Richardson's avatar

I LOVE IT! MAYBE THEY COULD GET A MANURE SPREADER AND USE IT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!

Leslie Pruski's avatar

I feel bad for whoever had to push it. Can you imagine how heavy it was?

Susan Keefer's avatar

How the hell did that load fit in a catering cart!? I bet his fat ass was sticking out. 😂

Alastair McLean's avatar

Or at least lost the key

Suki Herr's avatar

Donald Trump willingly placed his arrogant aging bulky self into a catering cart, in a service vehicle, using his plane&press as a decoy indicates Trump wasn’t brave enough to defiantly raise a fist at an “assassination attempt “

Ron Nichols's avatar

Gentlemen. I love you guys, but you've taken the catering cart ribbing of MAGA's Lard and Savior too far. For a guy with that many bone spurs to so stealthily evade another imaginary assassination attempt shows his amazing athleticism. Surely this heroic feat will land President Cankles McSnowflake a Congressional Medal of Honor or at least another FIFA Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Suzanne's avatar

They probably lured him into/onto the cart with Big Macs and Double Quarter Pounders with cheese Extra Value Meals.

Gibby75's avatar

BRAVE SIR DONALD

With apologies to the legendary Holy Grail tune, here is the only appropriate soundtrack for the Donald’s catering truck retreat:

Bravely bold Sir Donald

Rode forth from Ankara.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Donald.

He was not at all afraid

To leave the press corps in his stead.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donald.

He was not in the least bit scared

To hide inside a catering truck.

Or to use his staff as human shields,

While he sneaked away and passed the buck.

To leave the journalists exposed

To a missile strike from Iran's foes,

And then re-board in the UK

And pretend he never ran away!

"That's enough music for now, lads, there's dirty work afoot!"

Brave Sir Donald ran away.

("Fake News!")

Bravely ran away away.

("Witch hunt!")

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

("I didn't!")

Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about

And in a food truck chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet,

He left the press pool to the heat!

Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!

beth Kennedy's avatar

we're gonna need a bigger cart!

Angie's avatar

What a coward Trump is. Weak, soft, old, ugly candy ass excuse of a man.

Charlie's avatar

They had him locked up in a box and the dumbfucks let him out. JFC

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

On Wisconsin - Francesca Hong will very likely win her primary today. and will square off against R Tom Tiffany. Here is who he is, and why he must absolutely be defeated (so PLEASE support Fran!!!)

Tom Tiffany is a Republican member of the U.S. House representing Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District since 2020, widely rated as the most conservative and most partisan member of Wisconsin's congressional delegation. He is an ardent supporter of Donald Trump, having voted against certifying the 2020 election results and supported efforts to overturn them, leading critics to label him an election denier.

Social and Cultural Issues. Tiffany holds strict anti-abortion views, having voted for Wisconsin's 20-week ban in 2015 and cosponsored a federal six-week "heartbeat" ban; he recently stated he would uphold existing state law while previously removing abortion positions from his campaign website. He is a strong gun rights advocate who believes the Second Amendment "shall not be infringed" and opposes gun control measures. Tiffany has signed pledges supporting Moms For Liberty, a group focused on banning books and censoring school curricula, and advocates for delisting the gray wolf from the endangered species list to allow state management.

Economic and Government Policy. His platform emphasizes deregulation, cutting federal spending, and repealing taxpayer subsidies, alongside a commitment to energy independence through domestic production rather than green energy subsidies. On immigration, he supports building a border wall, opposes amnesty, and has pushed to withhold federal funds from jurisdictions that refuse to enforce immigration laws. Tiffany also supports a Convention of States to impose fiscal restraints and term limits on the federal government.

Foreign Policy and Partisanship. Tiffany voted against additional funding for Ukraine, arguing against financing an "open-ended European conflict," and has introduced legislation to establish diplomatic relations with Taiwan as an independent state. He is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and ranked 379th out of 435 representatives on the 2023 Bipartisan Index for his unwillingness to work across party lines.

io bonini's avatar

“Probably because we’re in hell.”

But wait…if that’s true has anyone seen Lindsey or Mitch? lol

Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

If Trump had been on the Titanic, he would have stolen a woman's dress and baby to get aboard the first lifeboat, rowed away before anyone else could get in, and then thrown the baby overboard so he could have all of the water and crackers to himself until he was rescued.

A fat coward for the ages, and a perfect representative for a fat, corrupt, and dying nation.

Alastair McLean's avatar

So true - and then blamed the baby for delaying his rescue

Rosann's avatar

Idk why the ahole hiding in a catering cart makes me think of shit on a shingle, but it does 🤨

CONNIE's avatar

IMAGINE, THEY TOLD THE PRESS CORP TO PULL THE SHADES DOWN SO THEY DIDN'T SEE IF A MISSILE WAS COMING....

Brian Wendorf's avatar

Now that they can't use the catering container trick again what'll they do next time? Be in the look out for a smelly and lumpy pile of dirty laundry or possibly he will be inside a giant Big Mac container? Can't wait.

Alanna Timmons Pugh's avatar

Note 17 ticked me off today. Are you kidding me 79% of republicans still approve of him? I’m sure that is lower than it has been, but 79%. Really? Just kills me.

arne link's avatar

Don't believe polls. They can easily be manipulated.