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Harry Cello's avatar

US Mens team got beat bad because THE ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT gave the Belgians the inspiration they needed to kick ass. The fucking idiot cheats at everything

pennysmom's avatar

Happy Birthday, Cameron 🥳🎉🎂🎈🎁

Mckeown, Margaret G's avatar

OK the Platner situation is a mess. But it is interesting how differently we treat scandal vs corruption in candidates. Y’all ought to read up on Susan Collins and all the $$ she’s made from stock trades that violate congressional stock trading disclosure laws and gov’t contracts thrown to her husband’s consulting firm.

Jethro Tate's avatar

Rape isn't scandal - it's a violent crime!

Cyn B's avatar

So is what the GOP is doing to women nationwide; millions of us. Stealing our bodily autonomy, trying to steal our right to vote, our financial independence. Let's keep perspective on who, exactly, is really attacking women.

Mckeown, Margaret G's avatar

And that is pretty much what Collins has been doing to her constituents.

OragCJ's avatar

And corruption is an economic crime against society.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

If Trump had stayed away from the World Cup, the US would have had a strong chance. He can’t stop meddling in everything. WTF? He acts as if the world revolves around him.

He terrorized those children.

Don't get me started on Ted Cruz. He's one of the biggest suck-ups known to man.

io bonini's avatar

Whoa SJ., That's a long list, that suck up list...Does Cruz come before or after Lindsay? lol

io bonini's avatar

You betcha...Neck & neck up trumps ass. lol...

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I wonder how they can even breathe with their heads so far up his big butt.

Jim Devaney's avatar

Nah! Cancun Cruz for the win! During the 2016 Republican primary campaign the Orange Felon trashed both Cruz's father and Cruz's wife. Ted the "courageous" failed to defend either of his relatives. It takes a special kind of low life to not love and defend the one who participated in bringing you into existence and even worse to not defend the one you supposedly love and cherish as your life partner. Pure scum bag.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I remember that well. Ted Cruz is a menace. I also remember when he left the state after a major blizzard.

io bonini's avatar

Hey All, Remember when that fucker went after Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson at her confirmation hearings by misreading children's books?

https://truthout.org/articles/cruz-asks-ketanji-brown-jackson-about-critical-race-theory-antiracist-books/

he's not fit to shine this woman's shoes. These Republican men hate women.

io bonini's avatar

Hey J., He does score high on all those points you've made... there are just so many candidates to choose from....

arne link's avatar

If Trump asked Ted to drop down and lick his Florsheims, he would do it.

io bonini's avatar

BREAKING: This just in;

USA through to final eight after FIFA agrees to overturn loss to Belgium;

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/07/usa-through-to-final-eight-after-fifa-agrees-to-overturn-loss-to-belgium/

Don't panic SP's that's satire....lol

Ron Nichols's avatar

It's satire... for NOW. :-)

io bonini's avatar

OK RN., You made me laugh again.

How about if FIFA just gives him the trophy. You know like they gave him the peace prize. And they tell his staff to tell him that the contest is over & he won.

Mission accomplished. I bet we declare war on Belgium this week. does anyone know where Little Marco is?

Ron Nichols's avatar

Excellent suggestions! And there's no telling what President Snowflake will do to sooth his fragile ego. Just when you think he can't do anything more embarrassing or preposterous, he does. Satire is dead.

io bonini's avatar

"Satire is dead" Satire, one of Platos pals right? 430 BC or there abouts. lol.

So if its dead should we start a go fund me page for;

The Onion and the Shovel?

or is it more like a McConnell situation...where we send in the elder abuse authorities?

Ron Nichols's avatar

HA! Yes. Probably more like the McConnell situation.

io bonini's avatar

An international WTF....

Why the fuck would France let their Nazi crazy run for president??? Haven’t they seen what's going on over here? She might win. WTF?

LONDON (AP) — Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says he’ll quit as a lawmaker and seek re-election to clear his name over financial allegations.

Farage is a fucking crook, he was part of Johnson's gang a crooks...basically a mini t rump gang.

Attempting to rewrite history...

Love the Belgian teams mocking the orange urinal cake.

JulieC's avatar

Also, if Farage is re-elected, the Standards Commissioner's investigation continues. Note he said he hasn't broken the law. It's not about that. It's about the rules by which all MPs have to abide. This will not "clear his name".

io bonini's avatar

Hey JC., Thank you for that good news.

Ron Nichols's avatar

I'm so pissed at Graham Platner that I could spit. His working-class, populist, anti-oligarch message was pitch perfect. The messenger obviously was not. Fuck. Assuming he drops out, I can't help but wonder if this is going to be another situation where the Democrats win the morality battle only to lose the electoral war--the consequence of the latter is the enabling and continuation of governing immorality, perhaps for generations.

Cyn B's avatar

No we don't want to lose our souls but, as a woman, I am more concerned about the repugs maintaining their majority than anything. The actual deaths and damage they have caused women, from our physical autonomy to our voting rights to our legal/financial rights far outweigh one guy in Maine and it will only get worse if they are left in charge. And then there are all the children they have starved, killed, and separated from their families both here and in other countries. Let's not forget the big picture.

I just hope Maine gets to vote for a true progressive and not an 80 yr old institutionalist Schumer pal more interested in her own comfy nest than our lives.

Bill Csajko's avatar

John Oliver also will be on Days of Our Lives in August.

Pamela Fender's avatar

Erdogan had to lead the maggot by the arm as he began to stray. lol

Charlie's avatar

Things can be summed up with a simple fuck Trump.

Jethro Tate's avatar

Thanks for the comments about Platner - now and before. But let's get the truth out there that it was Bernie Sanders who built this fiend with the help of Warren and Khanna. They undermined Mills who bravely stood up to Trump. They stood by him when it was clear he was a misogynist and a racist and a vicious anti-semite because he quoted from their required playbook! SHAME ON THEM and please, call them out. Sanders should be nobody's hero.

SouthpawDE's avatar

I'm skimming the news and seeing all kinds of conflicting reports on the Platner latest. I don't have time to read them - can someone pls provide accurate info? Is it a certainty that this woman is not a GOP plant?

Jude Johnson's avatar

Again, don't believe the woman, right? "Oh she's making it up, she's a plant for the other side..." SHE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE MAKING THESE ACCUSATIONS. HOW MANY DO YOU REQUIRE TO THINK HEY MAYBE THE GUY WITH THE NAZI TATTOO IS AN ASSHOLE? TEN? TWENTY? FIFTY? Jesus fucking christ, don't any of you get it that a woman does not scream rape at a public figure for funsies because she knows idiots will come out and make the same goddamn stupid statements that she's lying, or she wore clothing that he couldn't resist ripping off, or she was unconscious and fucking breathing. Give it a goddamn rest.

Michele Ashton's avatar

BINGO!!! If we believed the women, we wouldn't been in these continually fucking insane messes!

Judy Sherwood's avatar

and Clarence Thomas would not be on the Supreme Court.

Barbara Lee's avatar

I remember watching the hearings. Anita Hill was raked over the coals attacked and discredited. It was brutal. Then he was confirmed 😡

Judy Sherwood's avatar

yes, and it was the same damn thing when Brett Kavanaugh was being nominated! AGAIN, the women is denigrated, the man is appointed!

arne link's avatar

Sometimes women do lie. We have to acknowledge that. I'm not saying this person lied, only that women aren't perfect.

Jude Johnson's avatar

And there you go -- women have to be PERFECT to be believed. But men? Oh men are ALWAYS innocent until PROVEN guilty-- when just reporting this crap costs a woman her dignity and so much more.

None of the men in the Epstein files has lied about it, have they? And not one arrest in the US of anyone in there who raped children...but I'll bet you think some of those those kids lied about it all too, right?

Jude Johnson's avatar

In addition to multiple interviews with Politico, the Maine resident also shared with the publication emails with her therapist and messages with an acquaintance about the non-consensual event.

https://america.substack.com/p/snapshot-platner-must-go?r=5mwrm&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

SouthpawDE's avatar

Calm down and don't be so rude. I was only asking a question, I wasn't making an accusation. It's entirely possible that MAGA chicanery is involved, esp. a week before July 13. I'm not disbelieving the woman. You need to get a grip.

Jude Johnson's avatar

Always a good move to tell a woman "calm down" when taking about rape. You have no idea how much rage is just beneath the surface for many, many women who have had to endure this shit from men for decades and be called liars. I hope you get to find out personally someday so someone can tell you to calm the fuck down.

SouthpawDE's avatar

I am a woman. In no way am I defending him; I have had my doubts and suspicions about him all along, thinking he might be another Fetterman or worse. I'm merely thinking that MAGA will go to any lengths to throw a monkey wrench into whatever they think will have them lose the House or Senate. And it seemed like a McConnell move to do so at the last second. And you ARE rude.

Jude Johnson's avatar

Yes, I am. You don't even know the half of it, sweetie. I don't play games with smiling and being polite. You want to know what makes me "rude"? Women like you who IMMEDIATELY question other women with the courage to speak up -- bringing email receipts at that. Obviously you've been very, very lucky in your life not to have to go through this shit. Try a little empathy for those who have.

Jethro Tate's avatar

You are joking, right? The racist rants, the nazi tatoo, the claims of other women - none of that meant anything to you? The Platner latest is more of the same. We have known this for months!

Melissa magic's avatar

Instead of GOOOOOOOAL, we got F#$%^&ck. Defeat with honor against a stronger team is how a world class team should play. Team USA should not have been put in the middle of this.

Ankle Monitors don't come in size of Neptune

Maine Mess...Janet Mills anyone? I was with you on that one.

io bonini's avatar

Hey A…A big shout out to your 17 year old on his birthday! Many happy returns!

May your celebration be epic!

Pamela Fender's avatar

When I read your title this morning, I was sure hoping that Jason Sudekis didn’t do something stupid.