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Dawn's avatar

Love you guys to death!! Sadly, I do care about the space command thing. Only because I live in the city where it currently is. Moving it will be totally devastating here. Think of it like shutting down 4 massive factories and all the associated industries. We have all the defense contract companies here and they will also leave. We are where NORAD is. Remember the mountain in War Games? That’s us. There really aren’t many people in the entire city this doesn’t profoundly impact. We have lots of icky red voters here but it is increasingly purple. Super evil move to kill a city.

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SLS's avatar

And who will track Santa at Christmas?

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Maria's avatar

I can only imagine. I am hoping that like so many other things this regime wants to do, this will not come to pass.

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Dawn's avatar

He has been working on this one since the first time around and it is likely a done deal. It will take a long time to fully implement and will surely be a total shit show, so will probably go better for the city than we initially fear.

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kcpdx's avatar

He'll probably change his mind next week.

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Elaine H's avatar

I needed this today. I needed the rants of Sam more than you know. We are in a fucked up world these days where our corrupt, pedo, psycho president is allegedly running the shit show. It is actually Putin, but we let Trump have the title.

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Jean Citarella's avatar

Yup

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peter tucker's avatar

You are a hideous trite pig

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Gina Ellis's avatar

sir, this is a wendy's

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Laura G's avatar

🤣😂

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Brenda Johnson's avatar

I'm from Colorado and I am sickened about moving the Space Command to AL! 1400+ Colorado jobs and millions of dollars for the move, all for retribution against a Blue state who refuses to kneel at his fat ankles. We have more space-related industries here than Huntsville does. Colorado Springs is full of military installations including NORAD-- and Trump supporters who I hope are catching on. Trump doesn't want to save money, he wants to punish any dissent. .

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Susan's avatar

I saw your email in my list this morning and said, Oh, Thank God! Your newsletter helps me to navigate these days. I couldn't do it without you guys. Thank you.

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menehune's avatar

ALOHA on the coconut wireless.... GOP. guardians of pedophilics...GOP. guardians of pedophilics...GOP. guardians of pedophilics...that's all they are.. NO MORAL COMPASS.. GREED TO POwer...

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

This shit show is going to blow up and burst into flames.

Their shit won't last. We are too strong. And there is more of us than them BASTARDS.

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Mercedes's avatar

But . . . I heard Rand Paul is gay . . . not that there's anything wrong with that . . . he is definitely a douche, imho.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

If there's anything "gay" about Rand, it's that he found himself a setting where he's no more dysfunctional than anyone else, he doesn't have to do anything, and he votes to pay himself a lot. He crashed in his attempt to pretend to be an ophthalmologist.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

At least Arthur Conan Doyle made a magnificent, if slightly quirky, success of deciding he wasn't interested in ophthalmology after all. The world will remember him for centuries after it asks "Rand who?"

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kcpdx's avatar

Did you see the guy in the beige suit from "Note 5"? He's looking at Trump and he's appears to be thinking "OMG, we are so fucked!!"

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Jessica Korgie's avatar

amazeballs, I rabbit holed into the Stipe lyrics thang and it was an odd satisfaction to know I wasn't even close, for forty fucking years...

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Sam Youngman's avatar

Ha love this

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

Hey Adam and Sam,

I haven’t had time to read the newsletter. I’ve been in DC since Fri and leaving this Friday. The protest yesterday was great. About a 1k of us went to the White House and we told Trump to go fuck himself.

Come to DC. This is where the heads of the snakes are plus it’s a beautiful city. We need to flood the city with people to shut it down.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Lots of great stuff.

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Cathy Delia's avatar

I'm sure Trump was pissed that he wasn't invited to the dictators' party, but now he knows what it feels like to be stabbed in the back.

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

peter tucker your projection shadow exposes you.

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Gina Ellis's avatar

clicked on him - WHOA!

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Jude Johnson's avatar

Rand Paul is nothing but a zit on the ass of humanity. I'm more medically informed than he is, and I'm a goddamned chiropractor.

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Julie Jones's avatar

Any day that gives us photos of Nancy Mace running away in tears is a good day. I can hope she'll have many more.

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Angie's avatar

Illinois won’t tolerate an invasion from Texas. Period. Pritzker ain’t the one, and Drumpf and his roaches are about to learn that.

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