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sheryl jeffries's avatar

That was perfect. He really did the freak tried to trap Jack Smith but the joke was on him.

Ron Nichols's avatar

Regarding the taxpayer-funded Trump campaign ads, I'm torn between outrage and gratitude. I'm outraged that the Roberts-fascist-MAGA SCOTUS immunized Trump's tyranny, but grateful MAGA-land gets to see their tax dollars used to stroke the ego of their Lard and Savior--all while the residents of MAGA-land struggle to pay for food, gas and housing.

Christy's avatar

Jack Smith is an American hero. Schmitt is an American idiot.

Rosann's avatar

#13 - I’d like for him to attempt the Ed Grimley coif I must say

io bonini's avatar

Hey all, So you know how we’ve tended to look at the stuff this regime does and our first thoughts are usually…something like

How stupid are these creatures, or God these creatures are idiots?

We here at Cynic Central stopped doing that a while ago. Because every “stupid” thing tends to end up being a grift. Like the one on the document Sam & Adam have put up for us to see. Please take the time to read our Canadian friend Dean Blundell for the grift on this, I swear this regime has a chatbot programmed to find every single grift for these freaks to make a penny, check it out:

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trump-renamed-ai-to-si-to?r=1r3262&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

And by the way…Loved “Mr. Smith goes to Washington”, Like an old timey movie where there’s a real good guy, who actually means what he says. So refreshing.

Hang in there Everybody...Thanks S & A.

Leslie Pruski's avatar

I honestly do not know why anyone votes for a Republican. Sincere question, can anyone name one that hasn't done something stupid?

io bonini's avatar

Hey LP., That's a great question. I've asked our committee and everyone we thought of turned out to be a Democrat...for instance Sam Nunn. We'll do some digging today.

Pamela Fender's avatar

Maybe Abe Lincoln?

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Schmitt bullshit was absolutely PRICELESS.

Pamela McGregor's avatar

I think you should be voting for MINNEAPOLIS to get the Noble Peace Prize. They are in the running. My son is still fighting the occupation of Minneapolis as are many others. Plus , there is the the TRUMPED up charges fo 16 defenders of Minneapolis most if not all, except the crazy guy, belong to NON- VIOLENT groups.

io bonini's avatar

Hey All, Best 14 minutes ever...YouTube clip of the Schmitt crap. We still can't get over the hubris of these motherfuckers. It's so tailgunner Joe mccarthy...check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztGJVYJ1n7I

Go Amy!

Angie's avatar

Newsom can never ever ever be president.

io bonini's avatar

You know S & A., Sometimes with the fewest of words you encapsulate the whole thing;

Re; J. Douchebag.......

"He’s a black hole of personality."

perfection.

Alice Broscheid's avatar

I always knew you were leg-warmers men! You're beautiful.

Barbara Lee's avatar

I still have my leg-warmers from the 80’s! Working out to a vhs exercise tape in my living room! 🤣

margaretgarigan's avatar

Schmitt’s web site accepts emails from out-of-staters, in case anyone besides me feels compelled to let him know what a dumb asshole he is.

Thanks, Sam and Adam, for a Happy Ending that’s making me happily reminisce. This is also the 50th anniversary of my freshman year at college, and Songs in the Key of Life is the album I remember playing most.

Ann Beyer's avatar

Note 1: Vance =🤮. Note 2: yea, E. Jean. Now for the rest of the money. Note 3: that would be great fun, if Carney won the Peace Prize, but I’d rather Minnesota got it. Note 6: I’ve already noticed that whichever AI I try to use, it softens responses about republicans, especially their dear leader. I try not to use it, but it’s built into everything. Note 7: another slap in the face to his America First folks. Yesterday it was a shady company based in India to build a steel mill in Iowa, today a Korean company to build a pipeline in Alaska. I’d love to ask MTG about that. Note 16: ??????