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Gigi's avatar

Instead of Jim Crow we should use John Robert’s Crow!!

Angie's avatar

He stands that way because his legs are weak and filled with fluid. He's a very sick old Nazi.

Sally Fay's avatar

Note that "Marshawn" didn't use any notes. All his wise and scathing comments came forth like a beautifully flowing stream of truth. It doesn't take notes to remember the truth.

John Widdowson's avatar

As I knew, trmp would humiliate us while in China. Xi slapped him in the face (not physically) by not meeting him on the tarmac, then confronting him about Taiwan and warning him not to muck things up or it would lead to conflict. And donnie said -0-. He had to have little Marco big shoes tell Xi to back off. Xi knows trmp is a weakling and is weakening our country and is taking full advantage of it. We are so screwed....

Gayna's avatar

I wish so badly that the gentleman from La. Would be broadcasted on every channel across the country. I love him! He should run for government. An intelligent person with integrity.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Cost me 67 dollars to fill my van today. 13 gallons at 4.85 a gallon. Trump did this and he does not care as long as he gets his vanity projects which we will dismantle and bury under a pile of manure when he is gone - which cannot happen soon enough.

CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

Marshawn rocks. More people need to open their eyes as he succinctly points out in example after example of the direction of the Confederation of Republicans. I hope Chud the Builder ends up with the right type of prison mate, if you know what I mean ;)

SueJ's avatar

The pic of Trump airing out his groin had me first thinking I was looking at a dry cleaning tag or price tag on the back of the suit jacket. Great optical illusion 😂

Sally Fay's avatar

And about Trump's weird stance, what is that small white label at the bottom of his suitcoat??

Angie's avatar

I love Obama but his "calling out's" are much too academic. Very 2008.

Julie Jones's avatar

Sending a note to your VP in case of your death by foreign hands is exactly why I hope he dies in his sleep. It's okay, Donnie - I know that heaven thing is outta reach, but I promise you'll have the biggest, longest and most heartfelt celebration when you finally do keel over. It'll be massive. Probably even worldwide.

Peggy Rothschild's avatar

Loved the "cowboy walk." Thank you for generating laughter in dark times!

patti sepich's avatar

XI playing Master Chess while poopypants gets mad at his alphabet blocks because he doesn’t know his letters. As to the alphabet kids, nothing in the New Testament has Jesus condemning gays per Jimmy Carter, who was also a pastor. I mean a real one, not these false prophets who are filled with ambition, hate & probably the devil. I don’t trust anti gay people, methinks they doth protest too much. Just (a) Dick Vance may be stirring up a hornets nest, she wrote, hopefully. Is he a little man? He talks like a tough guy but…also, i doubt he’ll follow any ‘directions’ if he ascends. As always, love all you SP’s

Barbara Anderson's avatar

People don't recognize tRump's belligerent stance after all this time? Feet apart, grabs the hand pulls it hard towards his middle, the normal response is to resist. And the bully battle begins. Xi crucified him. Fluid like water, perfectly balanced, arm extended, giving nothing. He lack of resistance probably caused tRump to lose his balance and have to step back. Xi is laughing at him. This is perfect.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

You summed it up perfectly