Sold Out!
It’s Monday. There are 358 days until the midterm elections. Special Edition — Suck Schumer Sells Us Out!
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And it really needs it today.
Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, we had a plan. After busting our asses all year and winning some big elections last week, we were going to take today off and rest. We figured we’d earned it and surely our party had heard the voices of voters last week and would continue to fight Trump and his fascism tooth and nail. Right?
Well that’s what we get for trusting Suck Schumer and his chickenshit caucus. Last night, Suck and eight of his cowards betrayed us. After a 40-day shutdown that caused very real suffering for people, Senate Democrats gave up and got pretty much jack shit in return. We are disgusted, appalled and straight up fucking furious. And right now, these are the eight fucking wimps we hate the most…
Fuck ‘em. They got nothing. Nothing! These scumbags are no different than Lindsey Graham or Ron Johnson. We gave them money, we gave them support and they gave us a great big goddamn knife in the back. But it gets worse. The reality is there were far more Senate Ds willing to betray us, but they let the senators who aren’t up until later take the fall. We know even Jon Ossoff was involved in these discussions before he started telling us how awful this deal is. Are we supposed to believe that shit? Does he think we’re idiots?
These gutless bitches didn’t even get the ACA subsidies. They literally just got a promise for a vote from the same fucking people who attacked the Capitol and demolished the fucking White House. Are they just this dumb or just this corrupt?
We honestly don’t know where to go from here. We feel like assholes telling y’all to vote for Democrats who will just turn around and fuck you over. For now, we are advising everyone we know to turn their backs on ALL Senate Democrats. Not one more penny. Not as long as these cowards are hiding behind Schumer. It’s important that we fight to win the House, but we just don’t see the fucking point when it comes to the Senate. If they want our support, then they can start fucking acting like it.
Ya know, for the last decade we’ve been inviting Trump to kiss our asses. All five cheeks (don’t ask). But now we’re going to reserve some prime cheek space for Suck and his Sucklings. There are too many good people in this country fighting like hell just to be sold out by Jeanne Shahee and trash like her. Fucking sellouts. Y’all have a blessed day.
Note two: We’re not gonna do a full edition today, but we did want to share two quick pieces of good news. The first is that our corrupt and broken SCOTUS isn’t going to fuck with gay marriage. Phew. That’s a genuine relief. We know how much these assholes love breaking up families. More: NBC News
Note three: The other piece of good news is that Trump went to an NFL game last night and got booed and flipped off to hell and back. Yeah, there must not have been any Senate Democrats in the crowd.
Note four: And on that delicious note, SPs, we’re gonna get back to our day off. We’ll see you tomorrow. Keep your heads up. And if you see any Senate Ds, tell ‘em to eat shit. Love y’all!
And with that, we leave you with a few of these:
And one more from the Commanders v. Lions game
Chuck Schumer is trash. I’m 74 years old and for the past few years I have been saying again and again: it’s time to get rid of Chuck Schumer and his ilk. They lie, they betray, then they ask for our money.
I have not donated a penny to the DNC for the past few years. My $$ goes to AOC, Bernie, Jasmine Crockett, Jamie Raskin, Gavin Newsome, Tim Walz, and others who actually represent US and who fight like hell. These trashy Dems have just given the fascists more power to destroy America. May they rot.
I'm so pissed I could spit. Do those Dem defectors really think the MAGA GOP will keep their word? Giving up the high ground for the promise of a vote? Spineless motherfuckers!