It’s Tuesday. There are 574 days until the midterm elections. The Pentagon is getting our cancer research money, Senate Democrats seem to have heard us and SCOTUS really sucks.
Donnie is back to sleeping occasionally with Ivana? She's dead. Or did you mean he's sleeping with Ivanka? I would nothing at all past him, and I'm not sure about her.
Ah, that's what you meant by under the golf course. She's buried under a golf course? Is he going to dig her up, or get down in there with her and cuddle up? He does understand that dead women don't provide "happy endings," right?
So he wants young women, older dead women he's already cheated on and divorced, one of his daughters, and it's unclear who else. Too bad he fucked around on Melania so much. That..."door"... is closed.
Fortunately, he's a proper and principled gentleman, and he's not interested in other men (yeah, I know, the jury is still weirdly out on Elon), or transsexuals. He should talk to Hugh Grant. He might learn something. You know, expand his horizon, the sun setting and all on a soon to be 79 year old who eats like an uncontrolled child and whose most vigorous physical activity is cheating at golf. (Hmm, there's that word cheating again. A coincidence, to be sure.)
Well, it's indisputable. America has been sullied forever. Not since the Civil War have so few done so much damage to the ideals of liberty, justice and freedom. We will forever carry this stain. And so now, we must work 10x harder to rise above Trump and MAGA and the GOP greed-oligarchy. WE ARE NOT RUSSIA. WE WILL DIE BEFORE WE BECOME RUSSIA.
Shame on you Republicans and MAGA suckers. Feel the burn of your betrayal forever.
Their flood the zone approach to outrageous acts is by design. Makes it hard to keep up with it all. Even one of these things done by a Democratic president would crank up the right wing media machine to 1000. With the felon, it’s just another Tuesday.
That’s their game plan-each and every day The Incompetents commit at least several crimes of historic magnitude. Signalgate is now stale news and they get away with it. This is really Kafkaesque shit, isn’t it?
I think of that too, but can’t help also visualizing the tank gun turret turning slowly towards me and turning me into red, gooey glitter, to the delight of the birthday boy🎈
Thank you so very much for giving me multiple laughs each iMessage I read your blog. Laughing about this shit sure helps! Thanks for the extra efforts!
NOW is the time to call out SCOTUS! They think they're "safe" and completely invincible that they are in "lifetime positions." The voting public can't "vote-them-out." So, I guess the next best thing is for the "creatives and writers" among us to start coming up with out-of-the-box ways to publicly humiliate those SCOTUS judges who feel they're absolutely protected under the wings of The Orange Nero. Perhaps there's someone -- or a bunch of brave someones -- who have the expendable income to Launch An Outdoor Advertising Campaign and develop Billboard Ads (maybe TV ads, too) that humiliate these strumpets and drinkers of the Orange Kool-Aid. Just a thought.
I like this idea. All five of the men are tremendously thin-skinned and humiliating them will eat away at their fragile psyches (sp?). We may as well get SOME satisfaction while working to tip the house and senate!
Let's see if the trump curse/stink continues with the LA Dodgers - I'll be eagerly waiting to see unexpected underperformance and devastating injuries hit them.
The SCOTUS basically said that that the people already sent to El Salvador don't get due process, but hey at least there is the good news that anyone being abducted in the future has to be seen by a judge. Wohoo! They basically confirmed the El Salvadoran president's mocking tweet that said "too late". They also blocked the order to return the person who was mistakenly sent. We're in deep shit.
Allow this political guy who can't do more than balance his checkbook occasionally to correct another political guy who's probably similarly financially astute, and pass on an actual Serious Analysis of today's stockmarket, from my financial analyst nephew, who does that shit as well as I write history:
As for the markets. This is a dead cat bounce. To be expected in declining markets. S&P opened up over 4% and the rally looks like it’s breaking down. S&P now up a little over 2%. Given the extreme volatility yesterday trading within a 6% range I would expect the possibility of this bounce breaking down later in the day. This market has no legs.
As to hearing Neil Young - if you live in Southern California, the next Bernie-AOC "Fight Oligarchy" rally is going to be in downtown LA this Saturday, and it includes musical entertainment by Neil and Joan Baez. (If you're there and you see an older couple wearing matching black T-shirts with "Fight Oligarchy" on the front, come over and say Hi.)
I read about the $1 billion for defense but also that they want to raise ICE spending. From Heather Cox Richardson, “Allison McCann, Alexandra Berzon, and Hamed Aleaziz of the New York Times reported today that the administration intends to spend as much as $45 billion over the next two years on new detention facilities for immigrants." The budget for ICE is about $3.4 billion. Apparently the new prisons will be private with minimal supervision.
so, a trans man or woman can't really use any public restroom, it seems. I suggest pissing in the hallway.
When Trump sleeps with Ivana under the golf course, I will be there with a hidden leg bag of urine to water him regularly.
Donnie is back to sleeping occasionally with Ivana? She's dead. Or did you mean he's sleeping with Ivanka? I would nothing at all past him, and I'm not sure about her.
Sleeping with Ivana? Under the golf course. = DEAD DEAD DEAD
Ah, that's what you meant by under the golf course. She's buried under a golf course? Is he going to dig her up, or get down in there with her and cuddle up? He does understand that dead women don't provide "happy endings," right?
So he wants young women, older dead women he's already cheated on and divorced, one of his daughters, and it's unclear who else. Too bad he fucked around on Melania so much. That..."door"... is closed.
Fortunately, he's a proper and principled gentleman, and he's not interested in other men (yeah, I know, the jury is still weirdly out on Elon), or transsexuals. He should talk to Hugh Grant. He might learn something. You know, expand his horizon, the sun setting and all on a soon to be 79 year old who eats like an uncontrolled child and whose most vigorous physical activity is cheating at golf. (Hmm, there's that word cheating again. A coincidence, to be sure.)
Or maybe the White House lawn.??
Well, it's indisputable. America has been sullied forever. Not since the Civil War have so few done so much damage to the ideals of liberty, justice and freedom. We will forever carry this stain. And so now, we must work 10x harder to rise above Trump and MAGA and the GOP greed-oligarchy. WE ARE NOT RUSSIA. WE WILL DIE BEFORE WE BECOME RUSSIA.
Shame on you Republicans and MAGA suckers. Feel the burn of your betrayal forever.
Ya know…and just like that….no more Signalgate. Sad.
Their flood the zone approach to outrageous acts is by design. Makes it hard to keep up with it all. Even one of these things done by a Democratic president would crank up the right wing media machine to 1000. With the felon, it’s just another Tuesday.
That’s their game plan-each and every day The Incompetents commit at least several crimes of historic magnitude. Signalgate is now stale news and they get away with it. This is really Kafkaesque shit, isn’t it?
I think all of us should show up at Trump’s parade with protest signs.
I think of that too, but can’t help also visualizing the tank gun turret turning slowly towards me and turning me into red, gooey glitter, to the delight of the birthday boy🎈
Naw if you show up, you should stand with your back to the parade. Nothing says it better than a backside.
Harvard boy NAVARRO, now a jailbird, is clueless. That is why moron Trump loves him. The most pathetic and unqualified CABINET in American history.
It is a known fact in the political/media world that Navarro has never been right about anything. And yet there goes Trump clinging to his every word.
Thank you so very much for giving me multiple laughs each iMessage I read your blog. Laughing about this shit sure helps! Thanks for the extra efforts!
NOW is the time to call out SCOTUS! They think they're "safe" and completely invincible that they are in "lifetime positions." The voting public can't "vote-them-out." So, I guess the next best thing is for the "creatives and writers" among us to start coming up with out-of-the-box ways to publicly humiliate those SCOTUS judges who feel they're absolutely protected under the wings of The Orange Nero. Perhaps there's someone -- or a bunch of brave someones -- who have the expendable income to Launch An Outdoor Advertising Campaign and develop Billboard Ads (maybe TV ads, too) that humiliate these strumpets and drinkers of the Orange Kool-Aid. Just a thought.
They can be impeached, but that won't happen until after elections tip the senate and house enough for that to be possible.
I like this idea. All five of the men are tremendously thin-skinned and humiliating them will eat away at their fragile psyches (sp?). We may as well get SOME satisfaction while working to tip the house and senate!
Thanks for mentioning what great Christians these people are. Seems to have been lost in the blizzard.
Let's see if the trump curse/stink continues with the LA Dodgers - I'll be eagerly waiting to see unexpected underperformance and devastating injuries hit them.
The SCOTUS basically said that that the people already sent to El Salvador don't get due process, but hey at least there is the good news that anyone being abducted in the future has to be seen by a judge. Wohoo! They basically confirmed the El Salvadoran president's mocking tweet that said "too late". They also blocked the order to return the person who was mistakenly sent. We're in deep shit.
SC(r)OTUS just froze the order requiring federal employees to be reinstated. Fuck Roberts.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SCROTUS You fucking crack me up!
Allow this political guy who can't do more than balance his checkbook occasionally to correct another political guy who's probably similarly financially astute, and pass on an actual Serious Analysis of today's stockmarket, from my financial analyst nephew, who does that shit as well as I write history:
As for the markets. This is a dead cat bounce. To be expected in declining markets. S&P opened up over 4% and the rally looks like it’s breaking down. S&P now up a little over 2%. Given the extreme volatility yesterday trading within a 6% range I would expect the possibility of this bounce breaking down later in the day. This market has no legs.
As to hearing Neil Young - if you live in Southern California, the next Bernie-AOC "Fight Oligarchy" rally is going to be in downtown LA this Saturday, and it includes musical entertainment by Neil and Joan Baez. (If you're there and you see an older couple wearing matching black T-shirts with "Fight Oligarchy" on the front, come over and say Hi.)
I just checked, the bounce was short lived and markets are down overall.
I read about the $1 billion for defense but also that they want to raise ICE spending. From Heather Cox Richardson, “Allison McCann, Alexandra Berzon, and Hamed Aleaziz of the New York Times reported today that the administration intends to spend as much as $45 billion over the next two years on new detention facilities for immigrants." The budget for ICE is about $3.4 billion. Apparently the new prisons will be private with minimal supervision.
Must be nice they got money to gamble with while the rest of us who pay taxes can't afford to do things like this! 😡
And don’t forget the $45b to build new concentration camps.
Great post today. Read it top to bottom.
F*** THE DODGERS! My team for 60 years. NO MORE!
Still my team but boy am I ever pissed. 😡 Kershaw gave the maggot a jersey! Yeah. I knew he was a trumper. Traitor.