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Judy Sherwood's avatar

Wow... you covered a lot today... thank you - LOTS. You also made me laugh LOTS and angry LOTS.

So, goes the day... still grateful, though. Keep up the awesome great work!

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joannegucci's avatar

Excellent newsletter Thank YOU! 💙🌻🦋☮️✌🏽

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Victoria Hanks's avatar

Thank you. Your posts make my day. I can vicariously enjoy the hilarious writing, especially the profanity, without having to say or write any of it myself. This is truly therapy. Keep up the good work!

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Cass's avatar

Serious and seriously funny, as always.

Will laugh for days about #13. Wait until the Miller's wake up with crying kids because pinworms are making them itchy. Eating dirt will do that sometimes.

🪱🪱🪱 Stupid ass.

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DeeAnn Schaer's avatar

Yeah, right, feed your kid dirt. What a moron. Plus, you can’t catch measles from eating dirt. 🪱🪱🪱

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Karen Hoppe's avatar

Only a nasty TRUNT would marry, much less procreate with, a piece of shit like Nosferatu McGoebbels. Katie proves it every time she opens her pie hole or anus.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I thought she ran off with Elon Musk... WTF? Was he even MORE DISGUSTING than her HUSBAND???

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joannegucci's avatar

🤣🤣 just a fling 🤣🤣

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

EW

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joannegucci's avatar

OMG i agree, musk has to be, next to miller, trump ONE OF the MOST VILE DISGUSTING BLOBS OF CELLS hunting the planet

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Marilyn Hubbard's avatar

My husband, who chooses not to be near as informed as I am, did not know anything about CBS. He watches CBS news every night and last night, later commented to me that he hopes they get back to doing the actual news. I had to tell him, That ain’t happening! As a character from one of my favorite movies said, CBS can go “suck shit through a tube.”

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io bonini's avatar

The other day, someone from Germany made me stop and think. The commentator asked a simple question. The question was....

Why aren't there Americans in the streets or at the WH in massive numbers?

It's a great question. And a terrifying question all at once.

Americans were out in the hundreds of thousands for NO Kings. Why not now?

Ennui, depression, hoping someone else takes care of it?

I have been soul searching for answers.....Anybody else have some ideas?

And as always...Thank you Adam, Thank you Sam for providing this platform, appreciate you and this community very much.

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joannegucci's avatar

Here’s a few reasons why….Fatigue, Depression, Overwhelmed, No support because most ppl are followers not leaders, Elected congress, whether D or R just sitting on their asses afraid of being called out by the Nazi’s in control and on and on and on!

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

I agree. I see many who state they are ready to do so, yours truly included. Leader needed?

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Not much today, guys. You've pretty much said it all.

The only underlining I'll do is your Notes 11 and 12: the clown does not comprehend the idea of money that's not his.

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Barryt's avatar

Some hacker, or a high level developer at (ex)Twitter needs to take the site down and erase the code repository.

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

Yes, yes, yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jane's avatar

You guys hit all the highlights! Thanks.

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joannegucci's avatar

Is great!

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lauren babbitt's avatar

Is that just some major penis envy... I mean really most kids dream about being an astronaut let alone a jet pilot, senator AND an astronaut. Mark Kelly is smarter than the whole Trump administration combined X 10. And didn't that MTV host Hegseth say the same exact

things Kelly said a few years back ? wtf. Really.. Someone put a tent on this circus

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ROCHELLE's avatar

I never believe people like Katie Miller when they announce loud and proud that their kids are unvaccinated. They want people to believe that. I’d like to see the titer test on those kids.

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Michele Ashton's avatar

Darwinism at its' best -wish it had crept up on Schittler - you decide which one I'm referring to - so many candidates.

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Gina Ellis's avatar

We like having our planes piloted by competent people, but running the country? A nasty imbecile will do.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Sez you!

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Barry Gerber's avatar

Finally, “no taxation without representation” raises its beautiful head. And, fuck tea, let’s throw MAGA into any convenient body of water!

“Trump is trying to rob Blue States of their own money. Governors need to start thinking about ways to withhold federal tax dollars from going to Washington. It’s our fucking money. Not Trump’s.”

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note: CBS died a while back. When they start fucking with NCIS, then I won't have ANYTHING on that network to watch. And, I don't care. To be fair, Blowjob Tony did call Widdle Marco "The Ultimate Florida Man" and I can't argue with that. He fits right in. Lookee here at a list of "Ultimate Florida Men": https://www.fox35orlando.com/tag/florida-man

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Note three: I'm really beginning to believe that the reason that Trump is holding back the Epstein Files is that we'd find that he wasn't just a client, he was the owner.

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Note four: And Musk being a child molester and child porn pusher is a surprise, because? I'm not even THE SLIGHTEST surprised. Look who he hangs around with...

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Note five: Did you forget that the Tennessee legislature tried to make TEN YEARS OLD the age of consent, and it was only SLIMLY defeated?

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Note six: Mark Kelly is a National Fucking Treasure. People should be out with him to protect him.

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Note seven: See my comment about about Note five.

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Note eight: BINGO

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Note nine: If I could, I would just put a picture of Nelson Muntz pointing his finger and going "Ha Ha!"

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Note eleven: Trump thinks that every penny in the US Treasury belongs to him.

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Note fourteen: I have never had a Netflix subscription, but, now, if I could afford it, I'D GET ONE!

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Note seventeen: Who in law enforcement really cares about Nazis these days? Shit; they're in every police department. Almost two decades ago, if not longer, the FBI WARNED that "white supremacists" were "infiltrating" police departments throughout the country. They're WELL IMBEDDED by now.

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Note nineteen: Has anyone checked to see if that commentator still has a job?

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Go To Hell Hilton: I saw right away that this was a franchise held by four people from India. Hilton gave them a chance to change their minds, but they refused and Hilton has now pulled their Hampton Inn franchise. And they STILL won't let ICE stay there.

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Goddamn Liars: There's a GOOD song about that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yED2b-GGRKg

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Today's Clips: Pretty much a series of face-palms, but, BIG PROPS to Wyoming.

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Alastair McLean's avatar

Katie Miller should just keep her mouth around Elon's private bits so we don't have to listen to her sick BS

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Seagreen Blue's avatar

So much news. Thank you. Your writing style gives me hope that more MAGA see their images in the mirror. Something that a lot of people are missing. Hispanic and Indian Americans voted for the Orange buffoon. Hispanics because they wanted Christianity. Indians because the buffoon promised to protect them from attacks. How is that going for them. Being of Indian background, I called them out even before the 2024 election. Of course I have no friends there. As a matter of fact I have to start a podcast & get some followers so I have someone in my corner. X de prioritized me. GROK told me that my content of thoughtful dialogue did not get any likes and it is not what anyone wants to read! Yes, you are right, their content is what you described. UGH!

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