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Mercedes's avatar

Guys, he won't cry - his eye makeup would run! WTH is wrong with you two? Justadick really should look into getting it tattooed - that way, he can be sad AND cry. LMFAO

io bonini's avatar

I forgot about the tattoo eyeliner...LOL, You know M., I just don't think these creatures have the emotional band width of my refrigerator to feel anything. You know maybe we are all trapped inside a South park series..

Bill Riley's avatar

Your takedown of the couch canoodler is fantastic — I hope everyone will somehow get the chance to enjoy it. Absolutely delicious!

KadyO's avatar

Olivia running for congress made my morning. She has seen the dark side and has been sounding the alarm ever since. Welcome to the party Olivia💙

Jude Johnson's avatar

"Note 12: Trump dumped that loser swimmer, and she kept kissing his ass anyway. Unfortunately for her, four other people kissed his ass faster, so she came in fifth place again."

BWAHAHAHAHA! I just spit my covefe all over the keyboard...Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Chrissy's avatar

Thank goodness for strong folks like you two and Ally! Keep up the good work and keep coming up with great names for jackass diddler!

lauren babbitt's avatar

Wait, If donnie wants to end birthright citizenship he needs to remember that All of his children (except tiffany) have mothers that are not US citizens. I know this was last weeks melanoma fiasco but...It's a thought.

Dianne Eller's avatar

I really needed that adorable dog video today---especially right after I read the CNN article about Swalwell. The dog is a much better role model! Thank you for sharing it here!

If I was a duck's avatar

Note 15- wth C-span??? Was waiting for the cold opener to SNL, but it's not Saturday.

Charlene Vaughn's avatar

2. I’m old mom had one. 4 I thought he was trying to raise Jeff up from the dead. I can’t be the only one who saw Epstein right?? 11 good are they the only ones n does this mean that the nazi rallys will no longer happen every other month??

Joan Wiersma's avatar

LOL! I said Epstein too. I didn't think he looked like Jon Stewart.

Charlie's avatar

Madman in the White House needs to go.

Teri Taylor-King's avatar

I’m loving the Divan Diddler, I’m stealing that phrase! Thanks fellas!

Jane in NC's avatar

Note: JD [not his real name] wouldn't cry on camera because it makes his eyeliner run. You should see what his security sofa looks like.

MPT's avatar
Apr 15Edited

So sad about the sofa grinder. He was heckled at TPUSA. And when the pope thinks the sofa slimer is a bag of crap, it is hard to see a political future for vance unless he moves to Russia. Go, Olivia!

Marilyn's avatar

I loved, loved, loved the video of the adopted dog. Tears came to my eyes. Dogs are so wonderful.

CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

The comment in the 2nd & 3rd paragraph perfectly describe what is happening to hard working people taken advantage from corporations and government policies..

Arnaud Bertrand on Trump’s staged photo op with Door Dash Grandma at the WH: “The most fucked up aspect of this is the ‘DoorDash grandma’ t-shirt she’s wearing, and the implications of this: I checked and this is a pre-organized PR stunt between DoorDash and the WH - they boast about it on their website. The lady - Sharon Simmons, ‘a grandmother of 10’ who has ‘completed more than 14,000 deliveries’ - isn’t even from DC, they brought her over from Arkansas as a prop for this.”

… “Think about just how uniquely rotten things need to be in order for this to happen.

She is literally a grandmother relying on gig work because she can’t afford healthcare for her husband’s stage-3 cancer. She doesn’t even get paid a living wage and needs to rely on tips. And as an ‘independent contractor,’ she gets no benefits, no healthcare, no retirement.”

…. “Which means she is an almost perfect illustration of the failure of the American social contract on almost every level: healthcare, labor rights, retirement, wages, etc. Any decent human being looking at her story - let alone policymakers - should feel only one thing: shame. Yet DoorDash and the WH looked at this woman and saw a photo op.”

Joan Wiersma's avatar

I don't believe she has a husband with cancer. I think the whole thing is made up. People should not use DoorDash if they are in on this CRAP.

Cranky Grandma's avatar

Dammit, you made me click on the goddamn link. Now I know what/who Clavicular is. 😫 Cannot unsee. Claviculoser.