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Tim Loun's avatar

“Fire, Aim, Ready: My Guide to Solving Problems.” by Kristi Noem

“Are You My Dignity?” by Marco Rubio

“X Marks the Spot (Where All the Nazis Hang Out)” by Elon Musk

“If Spines or Souls Grew On Trees, Everyone Would Have One: A Treatise on the Joy of a Sycophantic Lifestyle.” by Mike ‘Little’ Johnson

“Ketchup Stains For the Soul: a Memoir.” by the White House Kitchen Staff.

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Sara G's avatar

👏😆👏😆👏

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Alll of these are brilliant!

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E.C.'s avatar

The Noem one is so, so perfect. Good job, you clever person!

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Well done!!!!! 🙌🏼

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Cate Salenger's avatar

Today is one of those days where I can't take anymore.

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Teresa Bonnette's avatar

Having a hard time too. Lay it down fir a day or two. Read, binge a series,take a walk, have a beer - just be you for a bit. Let it go. Pick up the fight in a few days and be better for the RR. ❤️

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Cate Salenger's avatar

Yeah. We can’t be full-on all the time

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Amy Walter's avatar

You’re not alone, I’m feeling the same way today Cate 🥺 Hang in there

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Judy Cross's avatar

I don't drink, but right now a big shot of something sounds good. One of these days, I am going to stay in bed all day, cover my head and hope and pray that the next day will be better.

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Cate Salenger's avatar

lol. Same here.

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MKW's avatar

I never thought much of Samuel L. Jackson as a spokesperson before, because I found him to be too in-your-face. But holy wow do I love the video on wind turbines!! I think "windmills" are pretty, and I love to watch them. Let's put it this way: I'd much rather look at wind turbines than at Trump. Where do I buy those chips?

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

FUCKKKKKKKKK fetterman to hell and back!

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

I agree! And it even works as a book title!

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Kamm's avatar

RE: Note 19...If Customs can keep you from re-entering the US because of your social media posts, and question you on what you think of tRump, why can't the vendor deny you service. They have the right to refuse service to anyone. Including Dershowitz.

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Trash Panda Logic's avatar

From Cement Mix to Speech: My Journey by Thomas Homan

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Trash Panda Logic's avatar

Sofa; So Good by JD Vance

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Christina Gray's avatar

"The Gym Locker Room Where it Happened" by Jim Jordan.

"I fucking hate that Tim Burchett" by the Horse.

"Why I Resemble My Pigs," by James Comer.

"How to put Jewish Space Lasers in a Peach Tree Dish While Working Out," by MTG.

"Why I'm Not Having Sex in Prison," by George Santos.

"My Son is Perfect, so Yeah, OK, He's Been in Jail a Few Times," by Lauren Boebert. See also, "How to Fuck in Public."

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Sara G's avatar

Thank you, Sam & Adam. Hard to read this shit, but necessary. Appreciate you fusing in some humor with it. ❤️

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Judith's avatar

“Some Like “Em Young” DJ Trump

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Judith's avatar

Sorry excuse my grammatical error

Should be “Some Like ‘Em Young”

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SillyCow's avatar

I'm beginning to think that Trump was grooming the children that Epstein "stole" at his Mar-a-Lago spa.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Probably not just grooming. He knew that he had underage girls working there in his massage parlor and thought nothing of it.

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Laura G's avatar

I cannot read beyond the baby dying video. My heart is breaking and tears are flowing down my cheeks, with the mother's haunting wails of sorrow ringing in my ears. When the eff is this going to stop??????????????

Up until that item I was smiling over the book titles (crazy funny good) and the awesome advert for wind farms. I was feeling upbeat and happy that I don't have to miss the therapy session today after all. Anyway, see you later.

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Lisa's avatar

"My Little Puppy" by Kristi Noem

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Now is our moment—take action against this harmful government. Covering up a pedophile ring. Ignoring court orders. Blatant corruption. The poor, the needy, and children are being abused—by our government. In the streets we must protest outright crooks and the pedophiles until after their shooting us starts, until we go down or we oust tyrants. I made 54 protest signs, and will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/more-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs

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Diane Kempf's avatar

Dick and Jane Pulp Fiction Puppy Training Manual by Barbie Noem.

Faith for Facists by Paula White, Head of White House "Faith" Office

From Nerd to Nazi by Stephen Miller

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Excellent! I was hoping someone would come up with a Stephen Miller title!

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Barryt's avatar

Repubs also touted their "I love America more then democrats" bullshit, but are trying their best make elections into Soviet style contests, where there is only 1 contestant, and people can only vote for that person.

Trump said he wanted Hilter's generals (and somehow that wasn't disqualifying for people who voted for him), and it looks like he's doing everything to get them.

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