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MB Matthews, she/her's avatar

Hmm. Should DONAKD have announced to the world where the pilots landed? Once again he demonstrates that he is a total ignoramus about military and security protocols. 🙄 Oh, that's right. He never served or has felt it necessary to learn about that or be advised by experts.

One other thing. Is Noem consulting the 22-year-old in charge of fighting domestic violent extremism?

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-dhs-thomas-fugate-cp3-terrorism-prevention

Yeah, I feel safe.

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arne link's avatar

She's probably humping him. She is such a skank.

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KathyInCali's avatar

So much for any of that money going to the U.S.’ ACTUAL #1 TERROR THREAT; Right Wing extremism, White Supremacists, and all vigilante anti-type militia groups. It’s been that way since the 🤡’s first term. I’m sure that kid’s spending his time on BLM & ANTIFA.🙄🤭

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Frederica Huxley's avatar

Yuk!

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Diane Kempf's avatar

😂

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KathyInCali's avatar

I don’t think our Intel is giving him any factual or real time information. The 🤡 has stated publicly that they don’t know what they’re talking about, or that HE knows better than they do. No information coming from within this admin, or the entire Republican Party can be trusted. I’d trust Canada’s Admin & Intel over ours.🇨🇦🫶🏻

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Justseriouslyeatshityoucouchfucking Dungeatingasskissingshitweasel (JD) Vance remembers that. More: The Guardian

THAT about sums it up. 👍😈

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Barryt's avatar
3dEdited

Speaking of your comments with God, the pope corroborated it by saying trump was sent here to test us (i.e. not sent by God). I read a comment where someone said the "if Biden would have done this" angle was getting old, but it isn't - Biden got fucking headlines for small gaffes and trump doesn't spell his name correctly and no one bats an eye or says "cognitive decline" anywhere in the media.

Rubio has gotten very good at lying - maybe he was good all along, but he's upped his game now that he's a full-trump ball gargler.

So the NYT wrote an article that gave trump all the cover in the world for being a petulant child who did a bombing - that's awesome! We're not doomed at all...

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KathyInCali's avatar

Biden even got coverage claiming “dementia” based on EDITED videos courtesy of FOX/MAGAS. Great job media!🙄

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Barryt's avatar
2dEdited

I saw one, at the height of the feeding frenzy, by an otherwise reliable liberal substacker, who said that Biden might have Parkinson's, and demanded that the public need to know. It really shows how deep that propaganda seats in the culture.

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Lisa's avatar

Welp, ole "nakd" potus truly showed us the unclothed emperor we all knew he was.

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Administrator Team's avatar

Why did DT leave the G7 Conference early? Probably because the other 6 world leaders snubbed him for doing his best to ruin the world's economy - can you imagine how much they must despise him?

Why did DT bomb Iran? Because he had to distract the nation from his pitiful birthday parade - a total disaster in every way.

WHY is the Democratic leadership acting like a bunch of spineless fools? They should be fighting and shouting about what is happening! What do they have to lose? They have already lost their dignity and most people's support. A group of, with too few exemptions, wimps. Disgusting. Gerry

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note two: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No.

Note four: And even more, he wants you to forget all about the Big Bloated Bogus bill that is going to screw all of America, and now that we've moved on to something that the war moved us from, it's now completely buried. Do not forget that motherfucking piece of hog shit.

Note five: Intelligence? The administration is FUELED by stupidity.

Note eight: SECRET Jewish Space Lasers. Their corps is Mazel Tough.

Note ten: But NOW we have a stupid president AND a stupid vice president.

Notes twelve and thirteen: What the fuck did you expect? That suddenly they didn't like having a new, repeating, ring of Cheeto dust around their mouths?

Note seventeen: Noem's hired more Proud Boys, er, ICE agents?

Note eighteen: I'll bet no one would mind if Trump's cabinet were disappeared and left in holes for months.

Note nineteen: Can you see the news: "ICE agents attack priests!" Oh fuck no. Not on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN or fox news, even if ICE didn't run away and started wailing on the clergymen, which probably isn't too fucking distant.

DON'T FORGET THIS! Well whadda ya know! YOU FUCKERS REMEMBERED! I'm so fucking proud of you! Thank you very much for the reminder!

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Jane in NC's avatar

Note: DONAKD J TRUMP Sweet Baby Jaysus! That mental image is enough to put you off solid food.

Notes 7 & 8: Now I hate DonnieWBush even more for making me agree with shitbirds like Thomas Massie and MargeThreeToes.

Note 10: JustDoin' the Couch is trying WAY too hard to be the heir apparent.

Note 11: JustDoin' served in the senate with Alex Padilla. There's not a snowball's chance in hell that wasn't intentional.

Note 12: "That looked so cool on Fox! Do you think Elon will take me back now?"

Note 14: The Iran war started by DonnieWBush is like Iraq but with an even dumber president and not a single qualified member of the NatSec team. What could go wrong?

Note 17: Does this mean Kristi got a new puppy?

Note 19: Mild-mannered, soft-spoken Bishop Pham is our Hero of the Day! Bravo, Sir!

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Cecilia Hodges's avatar

Ok folks the issue in Iran is about OIL and natural gas not the nukes. The US and other powers want Iran to return to pre 1979. Where BP, Shell and Exon had exclusive rights to Iranian oil. Also, the previous Shah of Iran has a son waiting in the wings to step back into power. Have you noticed the rhetoric has changed to now they want a, "Regime Change". Can we let the Iranian people decide who their next leader will be. Not have the superpowers come in and try to take over the country!!

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Angie's avatar

So it’s MIGA now. It’s official. Let’s remind them everyday.

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Diane Kempf's avatar

They're gonna need new hats.

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SomeNYDude (he/him)'s avatar

I’m seeing reports Israel is attacking Iranian hospitals. Anywhere this happens it should be a crime.

Three warmongering leaders lead the US, Israel, and Russia.

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Robert P.'s avatar

Useful Idiot or Useful Idiot

Marxist Puppet or Marxist Puppet

Envious, Bitter, Resentful Comrade or Envious, Bitter, Resentful Comrade

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KathyInCali's avatar

Rubio on weekend show:

Host stated a FACT.

Rubio: Is not.

Host: Is too.

Rubio: Is not infinity!🤡

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Chelle's avatar

Some thoughts:

POSotUS dropped the biggest bomb because his birthday parade was the biggest bomb!

Weiner can try a cum (sorry)back because Cuomo may get one!

If you want to get a heads up on Trump movements let me know. His helicopter flies over my house on Fridays on his way to Bedminster and back over on his way back to Washington. I knew something was up on Saturday when I saw them and thought: oh boy.. what’s he doing to Iran??

I just wanted a peaceful weekend to plant flowers!

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Susana Salgado's avatar

Love your newsletter! I make a cup of tea or coffee in the morning and get reading!!💕

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note two: You remind me of a video in which someone (Michael Moore) asked Congresspeople to have their own offspring enlist to go to the Middle East after Cheney/W invented a war. Oddly enough, no takers.

Note five, etc: Not that it matters, but why is it "Liddle Marco," and "Mike Little Johnson?" And "Forget About Intelligence" should be the trademark of this administration.

Note eight: Do I want to know how stupid Donnie's latest adventure is? I think I already do. As for Greene, she's opposed to attacking Iran, because she's relying on Iran to defeat Israel and its Jewish space lasers. And she could tell they were Jewish, too. You know...

Note 10: Vance is right. Republicans who invent wars in the Middle East are dumb.

Note 18: What do you mean we don't kidnap innocent people and leave them in holes for months? That's precisely what we did to Khalil and Garcia. And many more.

Note 19: What pussies. Why didn't they beat the shit out of Pham like they did the guy in Note six?

"Don't forget this!:" That's the strategy: that they'll cause such trouble in a few other places that we'll forget how much damage they're doing here. It's as if they were..."terrorists from within."

"Today's clips," paragraph one: Boy, when you have your daddy standing behind you, and he's a professional football player, and sneering menacingly, with his fists clenched, even the smallest kid can act like a big shot.

"Today's clips," paragraph two: Is that like the 12 step groups where your big accomplishment is that you didn't drink or use drugs that day?

"Today's clips," paragraph three: The Donnie disaster must be so proud of itself. I'm sure the voters will let them know how proud they are, too, and how secure they feel. Look at that photograph of that woman. A vicious criminal if I ever saw one.

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Lois Henry's avatar

“In this country … We don’t kidnap them and then leave them in holes for months”

Yes we do. Look around you. Yes, we actually do that. We have a history of doing that too, and worse. Our constitution calls for better behavior as do our laws, and gods know most of us don’t do bad things personally, but the reality is this country treats people just as badly as anything you can imagine but then some of us act all surprised and offended about it.

Maybe people who do all the things one does in the struggle to the top of the heap of the power structure think they can’t afford to be nice people (Jimmy Carter excepted of course). You yourself are probably horrified at the fact of water boarding and electricity to the testicles and you don’t endorse kidnapping by masked purported ICE agents, but you’re not really, “shocked that there’s gambling going on in this establishment”. If you’re actually that unaware, I want some of whatever you’re smoking!

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