It’s Wednesday. There are 482 days until the midterm elections. Trump doesn’t want us to talk about his best friend Jeffrey Epstein, Elon Leon digitizes his nazi salute and Trump falls way short of 90
Ah poor Donnie .. so sad Putin not his friend.. guess he’ll be relying on good ole Kim in North Korea to write him another one of those love letters.. JFC..
Adam and Sam: You made my day despite the ugliness of what is going on. Between you and Jeff Tiedrich, I maintain an acceptable level of mental health. Thank you guys!
I was sipping tea while reading it and I am here to say that "buttcheek with eyes" resulted in a spray of Earl Grey on my laptop's monitor. Thanks, guys. (I totally forgive you. 😊)
Highly amused that Roseanne Barr, that great patriot, is annoyed at the Bloated Yam.
The Navy and Marine Corps are still booing her for her ghastly rendition of the National Anthem before a San Diego Padres game. It was so bad, that the Padres had to apologize for it the next day, and swear on a stack of fungo bats that they would render it properly in future. To prove it, that evening, they brought in the Marine Band to do so. Needless to say, they didn't miss a note.
Keep Epstein in the news every day with Bondi saying that the files are on her desk and then retracting her statement. If there was nothing there, they would have released it long ago and trump wouldn't be changing the subject when it's brought up. Guilty Conscience??? Even maga wants to know what happened and doesn't seem to like the lies given out by this regime. Keep it a hot topic daily, please. Who in the hell believes that the prison tape goes down for one minute every day and that Epstein just happened to pick that minute to kill himself?
Note two: I'm beginning to see a pattern here: Every time Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. Then, Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. Then, Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. I don't run out to buy stuff because 1. I don't have any money and 2. I'm old and pretty much have every costly thing that I need already.
Note ten: Oh no. You're not throwing Greg Abbott under the bus. Not alone, you're not. Along with him you can toss Ken Paxton and hurl Dan Patrick under there too. If there's ANY skullduggery, they'll all be tied together as tightly as your shoe laces.
Note fourteen sidebar: Fred Trump was German. He fled to America, got busted and moved to Canada. He applied to go back to Germany, and Germany told him "no fucking way."
Note fifteen: As "Border Czar", that single testicle with a mouth has actually no LEGAL authority to do anything other than flap his lips.
Note 16: "We hate the name Alligator Alcatraz because there is nothing cutesy about this cruel shit." You are fuckin' A right. And besides, THEY are calling it Alligator Alcatraz, and are even selling hats and shirts and coffee mugs. As an old guy who has no family because of the place the Nazis put my family in WWII, I call it something else that completely captures the meaning and spirit of the place: Alligator Auschwitz. You should, too.
Note nineteen: "And leaving my dog, Snowflake, behind in an empty house is how I assuage my grief." Yeah. His dog's name is Snowflake. Or it was when he left it behind for Cancun.
Hash tag What does Elonia have besides social security numbers, banking information, city you’re born in, mother’s maiden name, medical information, doctors names, tests completed etc etc etc.,
Elon has every bit of data about every American that could be found in all of the federal government servers at every agency he or his 8 dwarfs entered. If you're on social security or get tax refunds by direct deposit, they've got your bank account and routing numbers. However, I don't think that your medical history would be on record with the federal government, just what Medicare or Medicaid paid for; I THINK.
Not to mention all that horse poop that needs to be picked up! Where’s a good parade pooper scooper when you need them?
They do look silly, all that power and nothing to use it on. No illegals, no mommy’s or daddy’s pushing kids in strollers? Where is everybody? Angelinos are pretty smart, tho, probably headed to Santa Monica!
The Guardian does not have a click to cancel haha. You have give a call across the Atlantic during business hours to cancel. Their business hours. Guess my phone is going in the ocean!
I love you guys. But I do worry about Trump and immigration. There is NO doubt he is winning friends and influencing people, thousands of them. So I think and so do you that the Democrats had better wake up to this. It still could be a number issue in the midterms and
2028. The Democrats have to come up with a great bill on immigration. See all that counts is votes and how you get them. How did Trump get the voters to turn away from the Democrats. I yes the Republicans seem to have a much better group people planning their attack!!!!
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein
Y'know, we should talk about Epstein.
Children are always sacrificed in cults... Clergy, gun control, immigration, etc....
First Elon isn't his BFF anymore - now Putin. Maybe he can fall back to Kim's friendship. Too bad he never had a friend when he was 7 LOLOL
Ah poor Donnie .. so sad Putin not his friend.. guess he’ll be relying on good ole Kim in North Korea to write him another one of those love letters.. JFC..
Adam and Sam: You made my day despite the ugliness of what is going on. Between you and Jeff Tiedrich, I maintain an acceptable level of mental health. Thank you guys!
I also read Jeff Tiedrich’s newsletter everyday. I’m so grateful for these three also 💙
Another most excellent dispatch!
I was sipping tea while reading it and I am here to say that "buttcheek with eyes" resulted in a spray of Earl Grey on my laptop's monitor. Thanks, guys. (I totally forgive you. 😊)
Note 16: don't call it Alligator Alcatraz, call it what it is - American Auschwitz
Alligator Auschwitz is what I call it.
Highly amused that Roseanne Barr, that great patriot, is annoyed at the Bloated Yam.
The Navy and Marine Corps are still booing her for her ghastly rendition of the National Anthem before a San Diego Padres game. It was so bad, that the Padres had to apologize for it the next day, and swear on a stack of fungo bats that they would render it properly in future. To prove it, that evening, they brought in the Marine Band to do so. Needless to say, they didn't miss a note.
I always thought that Roseanne's crazy was part of her act. Now I know it's not an act. Imagine that.
No, I never thought it was an act.
I guess I'm naive.
No, probably not. On your part, I mean.
Don’t sweat it.
Keep Epstein in the news every day with Bondi saying that the files are on her desk and then retracting her statement. If there was nothing there, they would have released it long ago and trump wouldn't be changing the subject when it's brought up. Guilty Conscience??? Even maga wants to know what happened and doesn't seem to like the lies given out by this regime. Keep it a hot topic daily, please. Who in the hell believes that the prison tape goes down for one minute every day and that Epstein just happened to pick that minute to kill himself?
Exactly!
Note two: I'm beginning to see a pattern here: Every time Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. Then, Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. Then, Trump announces new tariffs, everyone runs out to buy things before they go into effect. Then, Trump backs down. I don't run out to buy stuff because 1. I don't have any money and 2. I'm old and pretty much have every costly thing that I need already.
Note ten: Oh no. You're not throwing Greg Abbott under the bus. Not alone, you're not. Along with him you can toss Ken Paxton and hurl Dan Patrick under there too. If there's ANY skullduggery, they'll all be tied together as tightly as your shoe laces.
Note fourteen sidebar: Fred Trump was German. He fled to America, got busted and moved to Canada. He applied to go back to Germany, and Germany told him "no fucking way."
Note fifteen: As "Border Czar", that single testicle with a mouth has actually no LEGAL authority to do anything other than flap his lips.
Note 16: "We hate the name Alligator Alcatraz because there is nothing cutesy about this cruel shit." You are fuckin' A right. And besides, THEY are calling it Alligator Alcatraz, and are even selling hats and shirts and coffee mugs. As an old guy who has no family because of the place the Nazis put my family in WWII, I call it something else that completely captures the meaning and spirit of the place: Alligator Auschwitz. You should, too.
Note nineteen: "And leaving my dog, Snowflake, behind in an empty house is how I assuage my grief." Yeah. His dog's name is Snowflake. Or it was when he left it behind for Cancun.
Hash Tag where are the Epstein files?
Hash tag Trump is Triggered
Hash tag What does Elonia have besides social security numbers, banking information, city you’re born in, mother’s maiden name, medical information, doctors names, tests completed etc etc etc.,
Nah - Elon has something juicy!
Elon has every bit of data about every American that could be found in all of the federal government servers at every agency he or his 8 dwarfs entered. If you're on social security or get tax refunds by direct deposit, they've got your bank account and routing numbers. However, I don't think that your medical history would be on record with the federal government, just what Medicare or Medicaid paid for; I THINK.
Not to mention all that horse poop that needs to be picked up! Where’s a good parade pooper scooper when you need them?
They do look silly, all that power and nothing to use it on. No illegals, no mommy’s or daddy’s pushing kids in strollers? Where is everybody? Angelinos are pretty smart, tho, probably headed to Santa Monica!
Bwahahaha!
The Guardian does not have a click to cancel haha. You have give a call across the Atlantic during business hours to cancel. Their business hours. Guess my phone is going in the ocean!
I love you guys. But I do worry about Trump and immigration. There is NO doubt he is winning friends and influencing people, thousands of them. So I think and so do you that the Democrats had better wake up to this. It still could be a number issue in the midterms and
2028. The Democrats have to come up with a great bill on immigration. See all that counts is votes and how you get them. How did Trump get the voters to turn away from the Democrats. I yes the Republicans seem to have a much better group people planning their attack!!!!
Hooray for TRUTH.