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Leslie Pruski's avatar

Note 3: I'm surprised it wasn't Texas that messed up an execution. I really don't understand how Pro-Lifers can support the death penalty.

Note 19. ABSOULTELY THE BEST!! Billionaire weenies and a stain on Trump's underwear. The Best!

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I think you summed it up nicely. I hate the Trump regime and sincerely hope that he doesn't pull off a comeback.

Todd Blanche is a…. Which should never have been confirmed.

io bonini's avatar

Note seven: The chief justice of the Supreme Court has a private island. How fucked up is that? Much respect to the paddling protesters. More: New York Times

Wow, we are guessing that private islands are the latest Birkin bag to the rich.

You gotta have one to be in their club. How fucking despicable.

We want to know who bribed him with it and what the payback from the bench was.

And we still have to put in a call to that Guillotine Guy, anyone here get his number?

lolololol

io bonini's avatar

Hey M., That is spot on perfect...we here at Cynic Central thank you bunches for that. We have also sent it around to all our people.

margaretgarigan's avatar

🤩 More converts to The Coup = better world.

io bonini's avatar

We enjoyed that so much...we went and listened to more songs, and for those who are interested here is Boots Riley's WIKI page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_Riley

Of course he grew up Oaktown...Thank you for this.

margaretgarigan's avatar

He’s the best, and The Coup were too during their time.

io bonini's avatar

“We’re shocked they didn’t just stone her.”

It’s Tennessee, have they called her a witch yet?

Just wait, they’ll bring back the good ole timey way to kill a witch, Burning them at the stake.

Robin Richardson's avatar

STRESS? WHAT'S THAT?! I'm 75 years old last week I kicked my kitchen garbage can all over my condo. Felt great. Not for my toe!

io bonini's avatar

Hey all you SP’s out there,

Two pieces from our Canadian friend Dean Blundell, We found the first one very enjoyable:

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-canadas-mark-carney-favoured?r=1r3262&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

The second piece is terrifying…and a must read for all of us in the U.S.

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/the-daily-dean-newsletter-thursday-818?r=1r3262&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

This is what we do when we wake up at 4:30 AM and start drinking coffee….

Stay safe out there you all, and register your neighbors.

Thank you S & A. for always cracking us up.

io bonini's avatar

Note #4 "So he’s an idiot and a liar."

Hey S & A., We here at Cynic Central think your excellent description applies to all the Republicans in that room...Can you say "tooth fairy"?

How fucking humiliating.

Mwfeiger's avatar

Terrifying indeed. Silver lining is the delivery of this apocalypse from y'all with good writing and wit. Much appreciation.

Pamela Fender's avatar

Kegsbreath is firing 20% of generals and admirals. That’s 160 of them.

Bringing in Nazi musk, newt and those two losers: I don’t remember their names. And he is adding a religious sect to the military. Christian of course.

Pamela Fender's avatar

I watched the governor debate last night. Hilton is a real pompous asshole.

Vote Beccera. Not perfect but not Hilton.

Cranky Grandma's avatar

The squeeze ball story was cathartic.

Bren M's avatar

We know it’s not a cake walk for the Trumps. More like a cake theft.

Pamela Fender's avatar

Forget Karen Bass. How could anyone support a candidate who doesn’t believe that what is happening in Gaza is clearly a genocide? Jesus!

Angie's avatar

Gavin Newsom is as corporate a Democrat as they come. Anyone wishing for him to be our guy is an idiot. He’s a greasy sleaze.

Leslie Hoge's avatar

I fear that hegseth will emerge as the leader of a new far-right wing, heavily armed Christian nationalist political party. The republican party is well on its way there, but what he could build is seriously scary.

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Them bastards are going down. ✊🏼✊🏼