It’s Wednesday. There are 517 days until the midterm elections. Passed Out Pete’s ugly war on Pride, Trump’s scariest lie yet and a cussing oversight endorsement.
I’m praying for rain on June 14th in DC! Mother Nature should literally rain on his parade! A heavy thunderstorm “the likes of which no one has ever seen before”! 💙
Put Donnie on the golf course full-time, take all his minnions with him as his caddies. Have his birthday on the golf course with those balls shoved up his a-__. Then tell him that he cheated so much, but someone outcheated him. Watch him blow a gasket and rant and rave until he can't talk anymore. Maybe, peace at last.
I hope that the No King's Rallies will announce the exact time of the Presidential Suck Up Singathon. Just think--all over the country, voices raised singing "Clucky Cluck Cluck to YOU, Clucky Cluck Cluck to you, Clucky Cluck Cluck Sir Taco. Clucky Cluck Cluck to you.
Any Medicaid recipient who can no longer get insulin is likely to die within a few days if diabetic Keratosis occurs. Is that "immediate" enough for the WH?
Note eight: FUCKIN' A! THAT is how to deal with these humorless ghouls. Mock the living shit out of them and watch their heads explode! It's really fun!
"Mythbuster" White House webpage. Everything that comes out of the Trump White House is a fucking lie. Why should this be any different? Oh, I dunno, ask the 300,000 kids that died after USAID shut down.
The annual deficit will be $2.5 trillion over each of the next 2 years. We need a tax cut like we need a hole in the head. The fiscal irresponsibility is unfathomable. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/the-25-trillion-annual-deficit-plan?r=3m1bs
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Very informative!
Question: Did you ever see Dirty Diaer Don using Adderal??
I’m praying for rain on June 14th in DC! Mother Nature should literally rain on his parade! A heavy thunderstorm “the likes of which no one has ever seen before”! 💙
The leopards have started eating their own faces 🤣
How true 👏👏👍
YES! Rep. Jasmine Crockett for Oversight Chair. When is she going to be POTUS???
As always,
Thank You for doing the lord’s work 😉
I so fucking needed this today.
Elon is just pissed that the EV credit will go away with this bill.
Outstanding reporting, guys. Thank you🫶🏻
"We kinda sorta agree with Elon Leon?" Yeah, well, even a broken clock is right twice a day, so we're all one up on the clock and Elno Muks.
Put Donnie on the golf course full-time, take all his minnions with him as his caddies. Have his birthday on the golf course with those balls shoved up his a-__. Then tell him that he cheated so much, but someone outcheated him. Watch him blow a gasket and rant and rave until he can't talk anymore. Maybe, peace at last.
I hope that the No King's Rallies will announce the exact time of the Presidential Suck Up Singathon. Just think--all over the country, voices raised singing "Clucky Cluck Cluck to YOU, Clucky Cluck Cluck to you, Clucky Cluck Cluck Sir Taco. Clucky Cluck Cluck to you.
Any Medicaid recipient who can no longer get insulin is likely to die within a few days if diabetic Keratosis occurs. Is that "immediate" enough for the WH?
I look forward to this post every day. Laughter clears my head!!
Please reserve the name Pete for Mayor Pete.
The appropriate euphemism for this defense prick is Peter.
Peter Kegstand
Note eight: FUCKIN' A! THAT is how to deal with these humorless ghouls. Mock the living shit out of them and watch their heads explode! It's really fun!
Note thirteen: https://youtu.be/KFzErV40lRk?t=38
"Mythbuster" White House webpage. Everything that comes out of the Trump White House is a fucking lie. Why should this be any different? Oh, I dunno, ask the 300,000 kids that died after USAID shut down.
LOVE YOUR REPORTING. THANKS!