It’s Tuesday. THERE IS ONE WEEK UNTIL ELECTION DAY! The Washington Post finds out big time, the GOP really effed up with Puerto Ricans and Kamala closes.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Aren’t you glad?
Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, today we faced a choice. We were either gonna do a whole riff about how we know who has been setting ballots on fire and the big reveal was gonna be “it was a Trump supporter” because like no shit, right? But instead we saw something beautiful so this is a Joe Biden appreciation post. Just look at this man…
Goddamnit, Joe. Making things all dusty in here. That is just some Jimmy Carter-esque goodness right there. Just a good damn man and possibly the best president of our lifetimes. So far. And you know what we like most about him? He’s not a total piece of shit like Trump. Yeah…
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