Here’s today’s happy ending - I’m throwing an 80th birthday party for my husband and the entire family will be here (we live hours away so this is a big deal). We have grandchildren who have never been to our house.
Note 9: Go Spurs Go. I'm so happy to see my hometown honking into all hours of the night, even though it woke my mom up. Going to be crazy in SA when they win Game 7.
Note 15: Convince me Trump did not sexually molest Ivanka.
Note 17: I thought Putin would have bombed Poland "on accident."
Note 1: I've always been a cusser, but ever since this regime decided to fuck this country over, my cussing has become out of control, and I don't fucking care!!
JD Couchfucker: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell me who I can and cannot boo.
Note 5: So glad the artists are pulling out of the debacle in DC. Once again, the orange pedo-felon lied (!) as to what this was about and fortunately, the performers found out the truth.
Note 7: The rapepublican right should concentrate on their cankled, diseased hands, diaper wearing, shitting behind a post, dementia brained, ass wipe of a piece of human waste and don't worry about Joe Biden's health unless it's to show concern.
Note 10: Right on, Mayor Mamdani!! I just paid $50.06 to fill up my 2021 Kia.
Note 14: When the Dems take back the country, we are going to have to spend so much money to reverse all the gauche, tacky shit the orange pedo-felon has done to DC.
Note 15: The Onion.....BAHAHAHAHAHA! You know it's true!! (maybe)
James Comer - Pam Bondi - who gives a rat's ass? Non-public, non-recorded, not under oath (like that would matter). She will just continue her lies.
Jeff Bezos rocket - who cares? He could have been a decent human being and donated that money to helping people.
I know it's maybe the least important item in today's newsletter, but FUCK TRUMP for messing with our beautiful Pegasus horses. That man really is a vulgar POS. And don't even start on the daddy-daughter thing. Ick. Ick. Ick. Now I need therapy too, lol.
Dammit wtf the trump/gop mafia are robbing us of our country, our funds and loving every minute of it. Does any republican have the balls to stand up to this piece of jabba the hut. Nah they just keep profiting and kissing his taint. Argh.
'Look, as guys who write a profane newsletter, we have been told more times than we can remember that we’d be a lot more successful if we didn’t use so many obscenities."
The Newsletter without cussing??? Blasphemous.
That's like Ham without the eggs - looking at you James "The Vegan" Talarico
Here’s today’s happy ending - I’m throwing an 80th birthday party for my husband and the entire family will be here (we live hours away so this is a big deal). We have grandchildren who have never been to our house.
Regarding the cussing, keep it up!
Note 10. Mamdani has the only message re: Israel worth listening to!
Rep Robert Garcia posted on Bluesky yesterday bragging that the Dems would finally get the “truth” from Pam Bondi in this “hearing.”
Over 800 replies, every single one laughing in his face at his naive idiocy.
Note 9: Go Spurs Go. I'm so happy to see my hometown honking into all hours of the night, even though it woke my mom up. Going to be crazy in SA when they win Game 7.
Note 15: Convince me Trump did not sexually molest Ivanka.
Note 17: I thought Putin would have bombed Poland "on accident."
Who gives a fuck if you cuss?
Latest snap poll from the Nut_Licker Group.
Who will be named this year's annual Sexiest Steve Alive contest winner?
a. Stephen Miller
b. Stephen Cheung
c. Stephen Hawking reincarnated
Whoa Dude...Hey NTNL...Are you presuming that vampires are alive?
Bold move. LOL
I knew some sharp-eyed SP would pick that one up.
Note 1: I've always been a cusser, but ever since this regime decided to fuck this country over, my cussing has become out of control, and I don't fucking care!!
JD Couchfucker: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell me who I can and cannot boo.
Note 5: So glad the artists are pulling out of the debacle in DC. Once again, the orange pedo-felon lied (!) as to what this was about and fortunately, the performers found out the truth.
Note 7: The rapepublican right should concentrate on their cankled, diseased hands, diaper wearing, shitting behind a post, dementia brained, ass wipe of a piece of human waste and don't worry about Joe Biden's health unless it's to show concern.
Note 10: Right on, Mayor Mamdani!! I just paid $50.06 to fill up my 2021 Kia.
Note 14: When the Dems take back the country, we are going to have to spend so much money to reverse all the gauche, tacky shit the orange pedo-felon has done to DC.
Note 15: The Onion.....BAHAHAHAHAHA! You know it's true!! (maybe)
James Comer - Pam Bondi - who gives a rat's ass? Non-public, non-recorded, not under oath (like that would matter). She will just continue her lies.
Jeff Bezos rocket - who cares? He could have been a decent human being and donated that money to helping people.
Amy Coney Barrett - sucks to be you!
Thanks Sam and Adam for your insights! 😁💕
Hey SE, It's too bad we couldn't combine Bezos the SCROTUS SIX all the grifter Republicans and put them in that rocket BEFORE it blew up.
Works for me!
I know it's maybe the least important item in today's newsletter, but FUCK TRUMP for messing with our beautiful Pegasus horses. That man really is a vulgar POS. And don't even start on the daddy-daughter thing. Ick. Ick. Ick. Now I need therapy too, lol.
Dammit wtf the trump/gop mafia are robbing us of our country, our funds and loving every minute of it. Does any republican have the balls to stand up to this piece of jabba the hut. Nah they just keep profiting and kissing his taint. Argh.
7/ Dr Jill’s book coming out next week. Had to laugh, Fox News crying about Dems covering for Biden’s health.
FFS there are really deaf & blind.
8/ small miracle… for now, I’m sure as it goes up the ladder, it’ll be all OK. Hopefully all states impose a 100% tax on it, but doubt that will hold.
15/ a little too close for satire!
18/ again I’ll say it, no wonder we had to stop the Lincoln Penny. We have Trump bills & coins to attend to.
Geeze , I need more coffee, for a minute there I thought you were talking about Republicans
Note three: “Vomiting virus is spreading across most of the U.S.”
please oh please cuss more!! desperate times require lots of fucks!!
'Look, as guys who write a profane newsletter, we have been told more times than we can remember that we’d be a lot more successful if we didn’t use so many obscenities."
The Newsletter without cussing??? Blasphemous.
That's like Ham without the eggs - looking at you James "The Vegan" Talarico
you do realize that's a Republican canard. Talarico loves BBQ.
You have an amazing weekend too Adam and Sam 💕.
Wish I could join you this morning for therapy. I will be swimming laps at that time. The pool is only open a few hours.
Have a great weekend you SPs.
And keep up
The profanity. I fucking love it.
Note six: We like Gretchen Whitmer, but she has seemed off her game ever since that Oval Office debacle.
Give someone else a chance Whitmer...you've lost it.
Who's advising these people?