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Sue Sanders's avatar

I never used to like South Park, but now it’s my favorite!

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Julie Jones's avatar

Technically, it's "up" to South Park, since it sits at 9953 feet above sea level. Kristi would probably need oxygen, and her boy toy Corey, too. And Texas needs FBI help to find their missing Dems? I'm sure their precise location is all over Twitter, dumbasses.

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Doll's avatar

We need a South Park episode about gerrymandering. Like, right now.

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Ashley Montague's avatar

A Trump endorsement of Cuomo will be great for Mamdani.

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

Could only be topped by Elon Musk endorsing Cuomo and pouring millions into his campaign.

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E.C.'s avatar

The South Park writers are fearless, and I'm glad of it. Between them and Gov. Pritzker, I just laughed and felt some hope. We have a long road up a high mountain to climb, but I don't feel so alone, today.

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Laura G's avatar

I echo your sentiments. These constant little drops of hope continue to keep me from total despair. As do Adam and Sam, of course. 🙂

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Angie's avatar

Time for Trump to shuffle off. The world has had quite enough.

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Laura G's avatar

If only he would take to the roof again and be told that Obama walked right on the edge of it. (Due credit to someone on Twitter (sic) who posted this yesterday). 😉

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Pope Buck I's avatar

I wonder, are either of the Cuomos in the Epstein files? He hobnobbed with plenty of rich Democrats too, back in the day when he was still considered "legit."

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Barryt's avatar

I wonder if water is wet...

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MJT's avatar

Maybe you’re not old enough to remember Mario Cuomo. He was a good man. I think we’re getting a bit carried away. Let’s try to remain civil. This is where I come to get away from the craziness that’s out there. Let’s try to deal in facts.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

I liked Mario Cuomo a lot too. But Andrew and his brother are not Mario.

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MJT's avatar

No they’re not. However, you have zero knowledge of any participation with Epstein. Again, let’s deal in facts. I think we’re in a dangerous time in history. We got here because of misinformation from the media. Let’s preserve this spot for something better. Good luck.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Your high-mindedness is admirable. But for me, if either of the existing Cuomos was involved with Epstein, I would want to know about it. And being blackmailed by the Epstein files would handily explain a LOT of prominent Democrats dragging their feet on the matter.

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Linda Johnston's avatar

These newsletters make my day!! Signing up to follow South Park on Bluesky today !!!!!!

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Elaine H's avatar

This is all batshit crazy. There are just no words sometimes, thank you for giving us some levity.

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Laura G's avatar

Ditto on all counts.

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Judy Cross's avatar

I love South Park. I wonder why Alex Acosta and Trump haven't been subpoenaed in the Epstein subpoenas. Is it because they know too much? I hope South Park does a show on traitors. Also a show on Trump and Epstein. Was Vance elected to see how many vacations he could get? Trump was elected to see how many golf games he could play and give him a chance to improve his cheating while playing. Cheating is something he is so familiar with. He's had a lifetime to improve on that. How could he ever tell the truth when cheating and lying is all he knows? Now, we have a whole regime that have picked up his habits and think that the world revolves around cheating and lying. So glad we have former allies that know the truth about this regime and want nothing to do with him.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note: Fucking Tim Apple. Jeez. Pity I don't have any Apple stock to sell. But my NEXT phone won't be an Apple product. And I think McMahon WAS bothered by the music; she kept giving hostile looks to her right.

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Note five: There are way too many million copies of the Constitution out there so they won't get away with that bullshit for very long.

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Note seven: Who says we have better TV? I hardly watch anything on TV anymore. It's bad. And it's going to get worse. Much, much worse.

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Note nine: "What the hell is wrong with these guys and why do they suck so much?" Tiny dicks. Mystery solved. Oh? But what about the women MAGAs? LOL! All they get are guys with tiny dicks.

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Note ten: Note to her opponent: Make certain ALL SC voters know that her plan would mean that ALL of them might get their genitals checked while using public bathrooms.

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Note twelve: The brain drain from the US will continue, and soon I fear that we'll have to get our vaccines from Canada and Mexico but on the black market. And it's not just vaccines that are threatened; they have removed the structure for guaranteeing that our medications are untainted and that the dosages stated are indeed accurate... Thank you President Putin.... er, Trump...

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Note thirteen: Recorded but not yet watched. I have to read my daily Shit From Adam and Sam first!

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Note fifteen: Ok, so there's at least ONE good billionaire. He had a good interview on Colbert a couple of days ago. It was a good one.

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Note seventeen: "What’s the opposite of congratulations?" Eat shit and die? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on?

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Note nineteen: Hey, shit happens. And yeah, South Park is off the hook. After all, Paramount gave their creators REAL Fuck You Money just a few weeks ago. But, at least they're now owned by Nazi sympathizers, if not outright Nazis.

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Vacay Vance: Hey, all of these people in the administration are treating the treasury money like it's theirs to piss away at their whims. But especially the First Golf Cheat.

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Noem on down to South Park: For eight years, I have been saying the best way to piss these halfwits currently "running" the country is to RIDICULE THEM every chance you get. Turn their faces beet red so you can watch them go off the rails and make fools of themselves. They all have one trait in common: Their egos don't allow them the ability to ignore ridicule.

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And thank you for showing us that picture at the end!

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Haji's avatar

https://youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?si=NG664ISQE7TtF0cO

South Park is EXACTLY what we need to fight this idiotic regime.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Guys: Love everything you write and the sense of humor. Huzzah to the South Park boys...

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Cate Salenger's avatar

Twenty years ago, who would ever believe it? Any of it?

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Claudia Miller's avatar

Easy answer NO! As I read today's therapy (for me) newsletter I'm just left shaking my head. If I had not seen the stuff from legit sources I wouldn't believe it :-o !

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Cate Salenger's avatar

Same here. I’m grateful for the life I’ve had in a safe, respected country. It’s tragic for my grandchildren.

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Claudia Miller's avatar

I feel the same.

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Laura G's avatar

Excellent TBS, as always!

I have one burning question (that's been asked by many): WTF that Acosta is not being actively questioned in this Epstein round?

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Claire's avatar

Thank you for the amazing work you do and making me laugh reading the dismal news.

Is there any way to let Tim Cook know how disappointed us Apple users are?

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

If heaven was a place in the afterlife and you meet tRUMP there, You are in Hell or heaven now welcomes pedophiles and Rapists. Did God get tariffed by the Devil ?

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Not yet???

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