It’s Tuesday. There are 189 days until the midterm elections. Standing with Jimmy (and the First Amendment), the sins of CBS and paying for buttmouth’s ballroom.
This morning someone referred to Lindsey as Lady Lindsey, Duchess of the Downlow. I'm still laughing. When did ol' Lindsey become such a red-faced warfighter? It's bizarre.
He is the SAME Lindsey he has always been. He just has a bigger platform these days. Which is why he crawls after trump all the time. But he's still the same weak bootlicker, just older, wrinklier, flabbier...
Oh man, did you capture all my thoughts today! Yay, Adam, Sam, Jimmy Kimmel ... even a few thanks to Norah O'Donnell for her priceless question to Baby Prez!
Loved this therapy session. Thanks to Jimmy K. for keeping the first amendment alive. Speaking truth to power is what comedians and this great newsletter does. Thank You. Let’s all try to do our part.
He's only the figurehead in this whole thing (and they chose that guy!). When he's gone, by one means or another, the problem still remains- the billionaire and tech bro-liarchs that convinced 1/3 of this country to put him there. It's the billionaires and the Epstein class that need to be wiped out, tech MUST be regulated, corporations pay their taxes, and mergers called what they actually are-monopolies that need to be dismantled and fined. We need universal healthcare, universal childcare, safe schools, and a functioning social safety net. Not a g-damn ballroom!!
However: Let's keep in mind that trump is the symbol of all that is corrupt, dysfunctional, rotten in America. We have bigger problems than one creepy, disgusting old orange 'thing'.
This morning someone referred to Lindsey as Lady Lindsey, Duchess of the Downlow. I'm still laughing. When did ol' Lindsey become such a red-faced warfighter? It's bizarre.
He is the SAME Lindsey he has always been. He just has a bigger platform these days. Which is why he crawls after trump all the time. But he's still the same weak bootlicker, just older, wrinklier, flabbier...
Note 19. Best Kimmel line ever.
Oh man, did you capture all my thoughts today! Yay, Adam, Sam, Jimmy Kimmel ... even a few thanks to Norah O'Donnell for her priceless question to Baby Prez!
Jonathan Turdley , If President Obama had a son HE would be a DECENT HUMAN BEING.
Not a cowardly failsons , like the trump spawn.
Turley is the biggest whore ever. Always has been.
Civility is for comfortmongerers and quislings.
Fuck that bullshit.
Loved this therapy session. Thanks to Jimmy K. for keeping the first amendment alive. Speaking truth to power is what comedians and this great newsletter does. Thank You. Let’s all try to do our part.
You always give us the best analysis, but please don't taint Georgetown with Jonathan Turley. He teaches at George Washington Law School!
LMFAO I love you guys so much! Thanks for making my day!
Can we just skip to the part where he 0Ffs himself in the bunker?
He's only the figurehead in this whole thing (and they chose that guy!). When he's gone, by one means or another, the problem still remains- the billionaire and tech bro-liarchs that convinced 1/3 of this country to put him there. It's the billionaires and the Epstein class that need to be wiped out, tech MUST be regulated, corporations pay their taxes, and mergers called what they actually are-monopolies that need to be dismantled and fined. We need universal healthcare, universal childcare, safe schools, and a functioning social safety net. Not a g-damn ballroom!!
If only, Barbara... if only.
However: Let's keep in mind that trump is the symbol of all that is corrupt, dysfunctional, rotten in America. We have bigger problems than one creepy, disgusting old orange 'thing'.
Isn't today Tuesday?
Turning the Cuss-a-tron 3000 up to 11!