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Julie Jones's avatar

Looking for a way to punish Iran? Too easy. Send them Trump, and all of his tacky gold shit. In return, we'll stop bombing little kids. They need to try and keep him alive, and give him a platform to talk to the Iranian people 24/7. When he croaks, they can dump him in the Strait of Hormuz and declare it open.

Paul Thompson's avatar

No, that would pollute the Strait.

Sal Teodoro's avatar

Max Miller can go fuck his father-in-law. Waste of oxygen.

Sophia's avatar

James Carville needs to go away. Why is he going on Fox repeating Republican talking points with his sunglasses bc he’s probably hungover? He hasn’t won an election in decades.

Max Miller is a true psychopath and Bernie Moreno is still a coward.

arne link's avatar

Dear God, that mush-mouthed man is tiresome.

Rachel Simon's avatar

Why does Ari Melber have him on MSNOW? Is Ari becoming another Carville flavor?

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I think you nailed it again.

We have John Fetterman to get rid of too. He's always talking trash on Fox news.

Vicki Greene's avatar

Carville was past his prime years ago. After trump was elected in 2024, he said we should just let trump be trump and he will burn out. And here we are. I switch channels whenever he is interviewed. There is no loss if he leaves the party.

Barbara Lee's avatar

I read that he hasn’t actually worked for an election campaign since Bill Clinton! He supposedly really helped get Clinton elected but hell that was decades ago 🤣

Angie's avatar

And Clinton never needed him. He needed Clinton. He's famous for being famous. And he's an idiot.

arne link's avatar

Thanks for the dog video palate-cleanser. Adorable.

Judy Sherwood's avatar

THAT is a day brightener! 10th annual dog surfing championship - awesome!

Angie's avatar

I hope people remember this shit about Newsom when he and his greasy hair and bad acting inauthentic ass decide to run for president. He's as centrist/corporate as they come. He's NOT the one. Don't know who is yet ... but it ain't that dude.

Robert Elliott's avatar

Silver's plan of, "Ignore the vast majority of illegal and corrupt s*** Trump does" is perfect...if you're Trump or one of his supporters and don't care about the law or objective facts. Let any of this stuff slide and they'll get away with it, and then do it again, and again, until we're all in prison for looking at a Republican the wrong way.

Cranky Grandma's avatar

Whomever is rattling Congresswoman Hinson's cage, you rock, and Hey, Media: Take notes. And James, you decrepit irrelevant fuck, don't let the door hit you on the way through the door with Fetterman. You will make a perfect couple. 😱

Suzanne's avatar

Snap! Hinson is my representative and she represents herself, MAGATS, and insurance companies.

Gary Nelson's avatar

If Carville remains a Democrat I may be forced to become an Independent.

Angie's avatar

Carville, like Axelrod and Plouffe, are famous because their candidates were good. Electing Clinton and Obama didn't have a fucking thing to do with them. They hitched their wagon to a star. That's it. They've always been center-right dipshits who helped morph the Democratic Party into "Republican lite". The country and the party is sick of their tired old shit.

Carlina Valenti's avatar

Guys, I believe the term you are looking for has been coined thusly: WORMs

White Old Republican Men.

Saw it on a FB post last week and it sounds about perfect to me!

io bonini's avatar

You know S & A,

We here at Cynic Central have no idea how you wade thru this tsunami of shit every day.

Today with the info. regarding Blanche

(We are Cynics so we just figured his confirmation was a done deal.)

....we are considering giving up. We will have some drinking rounds with our members, make sure our passports are in order and cyanide pills given to all....in the meantime...

Here's our Canadian friends post from today to add to that shit tsunami;

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/elvis-jesus-and-an-alien-in-handcuffs

We do wish this series of stranger things we find ourselves in ends soon.

Thanks for all you do.

Angie's avatar

Slotkin has always been a Republican. I don't know wtf is going on in Michigan, but someone needs to lose their job.

Ann Beyer's avatar

Legal AF of the MeidasTouch network, reported over the weekend on an appeal being filed in Florida regarding the Trump IRS “settlement”, that could, if won, be a springboard to the slush fund and IRS immunity being reinstated. Also, Aaron Parnas reported this morning that the initial “settlement” states that it “may be modified only with the written agreement of the Parties”, makes Blanche’s statement nullifying the settlement meaningless. Ack! What can be done?

Chrissy's avatar

So glad the Michigan primaries will be over soon. Hope Abdul can pull it off! And yes Sal; agree!