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sheryl jeffries's avatar

I'm so glad you nailed today perfectly. We are ready for this fight. The Republicans ass hats are getting their butts handed to them them.

K Swederske's avatar

Does Mike Little Johnson realize a lawn care business would require him to actually work for once in his life?

Sal Teodoro's avatar

Mike Collin’s is a fucking POS! He and his family. They all celebrate being fucking racists and probably laugh about it at the dinner table. I watched the debate and wanted to jump through the fucking TV.

Who Cares's avatar

I’m wondering why the people in Nassau County aren’t screaming about their tax bills. The highest on Long Island. 🤷🏼‍♀️. Their utility bills are also outrageous. Right Blakeman?

Michele Ashton's avatar

How did Josh Turek do with his debate in Iowa last night? Got my $90 and have to decide where to split it up. I already give to Ossoff, Abdul, Talarico, Shapiro in PA and Keisha. Need some recs.

Michele Ashton's avatar

So there's one for a donation! any other recs?

Ann Beyer's avatar

Typical JD Vance answer when asked what he thinks socialism is “whatever I can use to scare MAGA into voting for me,because those people love when I talk against trans people, or non-white people taking their jobs”.

io bonini's avatar

Tough guy:

Regarding the brave Ms. Cassidy Hutchison…We here at Cynic Central are thinking that if the disgusting seditionists (republicans) try to pull off one of their gotcha hearings right before an election, it could go two ways.

It could go the Jack Smith way, where the republicans are made to look like the fools & criminals they are. OR it could go the Dr. Fauci way where the same scum yelled at and harassed the good Dr.

Our conclusion;

Either way the republicans lose. First they will bring up more criming by the urinal cake and themselves right before the midterms.

Next If Ms. Cassiddy pulls off a Jack Smith…she wins

And even if the hearing devolves into chaos…think of the optics, A bunch of suited white men yelling, demeaning and harassing a Woman.

Yea…good idea,

Michele Ashton's avatar

She better get a good lawyer and they need to represent her Pro Bono. And there should be a line of well qualified lawyers waiting to take the job!

io bonini's avatar

Hey MA., We're hoping that Norm Eisen and his Democracy Defenders are on the case.

Sam Youngman's avatar

Goddamnit. My bad. Going for more coffee now

Charlie's avatar

I asked you guys not to fuck it up. 😂

io bonini's avatar

Hey All, We here at Cynic Central just received from the regime their official Holiday movie calendar.

Psycho Pete’s Snuff films for the Holiday Season.

Our New Holiday Season kicks off with this family feel good film;

Hijinks at Fort Hood

To be followed up for your Christmas Eve get togethers;

Live from the rubble of the Kennedy Center;

Holiday Hangings

Featuring a cast of characters that the regime rounded up just for these holiday festivities.

Keep your eyes open for their New Year’s Eve Extravaganza;

Martial Law Mayhem…

Streaming on your favorite platforms...and Hosted by the Ellison Family.

io bonini's avatar

Note 17: Chris Murphy went to the Middle East to try and find out just how bad the damage is and just how much we’ve been lied to. So of course Hegseth wouldn’t let him see U.S. bases. Anyone else want to see Murphy with subpoena power?

Thanks Sam, Thanks Adam…Hey all you SP’s out there…The Guardian article is really good.If you’d like to hear a very, very good interview with Senator Chris Murphy and introduce yourself to Aaron Parnas's substack. (it’s worth the price of admission) Here is the link:

https://aaronparnas.substack.com/p/major-update-trump-brings-back-public

io bonini's avatar

USS. Lincoln Stolen Valore, And for all our invaluable Military readers,

We’re guessing our military folks here know about and read or listen to Ken Harbaugh. Here's a sobering back & forth with Dean and Ken regarding a few important things, one of the things is how badly the men & women on the Lincoln are being treated. Despicable:

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/deans-live-with-ken-harbaugh-maga

Barbara (NJ)'s avatar

Jon Ossoff is a badass—smart, articulate and gives no fucks. Almost wish I lived in GA so I could vote for him. Re: the Abraham Lincoln sailors—hope they sing like canaries and bury kegstand’s bullshit

io bonini's avatar

Note 14: It’s hard to describe just how much Trump has weaponized the federal government to try and win the midterms. But we sure hope someone is keeping a list.

A partial list from our Canadian friend Dean Bluindell,

Here's a bit about the private security forces that are now embedded in some of our post offices:

“The guards come from Prosegur, a multinational security outfit with a history of alleged human rights abuses and price fixing. In 2024 its Brazilian subsidiary was accused of blocking Indigenous people from getting food and medical care.”

Here’s a link to Deans list;

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/a-private-army-of-armed-guards-at

Charlie's avatar

Who is Doug Collin’s?

Adam Parkhomenko's avatar

Mike! Appreciate the flag!

Sandy O's avatar

Just to keep the record straight... the Indiana Hawkeye fan said to A'ja Wilson "that foul is on you". I think this is the second time you guys are intimating something else was said.

Sam Youngman's avatar

Do you really think that’s the only thing people have said to her?

🇨🇦 Natalie Woodn’t 🇨🇦's avatar

So $5usd is equivalent to $10cad? That is the Canadian price I see. Pretty sure usd are not worth double.

Adam Parkhomenko's avatar

Nope! That is an odd exchange. That is what Substack is showing?!

🇨🇦 Natalie Woodn’t 🇨🇦's avatar

Yes. I have a screenshot.

Adam Parkhomenko's avatar

I will send a note to substack to ask them if they can’t tell us what is up!