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The Boston Liberator's avatar

Marble armrests. The Tempur-Pedic of Ancient Greece. Famously comfortable

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Renae Ritchie's avatar

They are notorious for cracking. They are cold. Maybe Donnie mixed up "cold" for "gold", which is why this bit of stupid came out of his mouth.

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The Boston Liberator's avatar

😂😂

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C Bowlby's avatar

Or may be graft or kickbacks easier, does rump&regime fam etc own or influencing marble suppliers? threatening arrests?

House of rump will fold eventually!

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Change Champion's avatar

Was thinking the same thing. Not comfortable at all.

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Del's avatar

Came here to say this. My elbows hurt just looking at those things.

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Claudia Miller's avatar

My 2 cents - I've never had an issue with Hunter...... We ALL have problems. If you close your eyes and listen he sounds just like his dad did in his much younger years. Thanks for sharing the video. My gaud, what would I do without this daily newsletter? Thanks you two; hopefully I won't miss the next therapy session.

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TriTorch's avatar

The Hindu priest and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such an unholy animal.”

The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”

The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.

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patti sepich's avatar

Hahahaha

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Pamela Beckford's avatar

Marble would be cold and hard. Guess nobody will be fighting over who gets the armrest. What’s next? Stone benches instead of upholstered seats? Hemlock instead of wine?

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Renae Ritchie's avatar

Three more years of this idiot? Hemlock is sounding better and better.

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Will they be wearing togas to the performances now?

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Judy Sherwood's avatar

Federal judge cancels court and asks: Is the prosecution being vindictive against Kilmar?

Is the Pope Catholic?

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Oh wait that was the Romans!! 🤣

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Katrina Kuizenga Bergen's avatar

Yes to all of the above

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Ahh - Kkkaroline’s pregnancy explains her larger boobs! I thought she must have had a little work done (á la Melania’s “kidneys,”) but instead, a little girl who will someday be a bitchy little teenager, not unlike her mama.

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patti sepich's avatar

Ya never know with kids. I’m a Sexy Patriot with 2 MAGA kids and my youngest who is normal.

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Linda Johnston's avatar

How can they sue Chuck Redd if he signed up to play the Kennedy Center not the Trump-Kennedy Center. Certainly not the same place. I mean, different arm chair covers too!!

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BF's avatar

Pro-tip to the totally CLUELESS US Corporate Media:

Trump KNOWS that Putin is threatening the release of ALL the KOMPROMAT on him because he is PROVING HE HAS NO CONTROL over President Zelenskyy.

That’s why Donnieboy is freaking ….

Stay the course, UKRAINIANS - YOU ARE WINNING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AypVJgOuUdg

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Note 18: Karoline Leavitt is pregnant. We were gonna wish her congratulations but that just didn’t seem honest. We’ll know it’s Trump’s kid if it comes out of her ass. More: NBC News

ADAM, your a riot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cheryl Foster's avatar

Hi Adam and Sam !

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AS WELL! I laughed so much at NOTE 18 - my thoughts EXACTLY THAT "DUMPY" might be the BABY DADDY!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE 😃

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Dax Jac's avatar

Could you freaking the vitriol is a black president tried such a thing!!

Shit the nut job gallery lost their minds when Obama wore a tan suit !! 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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Robin Richardson's avatar

I just got a big picture of Caroline Levitt giving birth to Trump's demon. THANKS, I NEEDED THAT!

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C Bowlby's avatar

Med Ins help canceled Fema canceled Medicaid gone

MARBLE ARMRESTS WTF!happy new year USA

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