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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Since the speaker is third in line to be president, I don't believe Musk can be speaker. Since he is not eligible to be president. Of course normal rules would need to apply, and these are not normal times.

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Randy Winn's avatar

With great respect, he can be Speaker, he just can't succeed to the Presidency should the occasion arise. The position would pass to next in line.

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

What a fucking shit show some Americans voted for. This is total insanity. We have an orange fuctard who’s coming back into office and a total dipshit just drooling to rape the American people. Unbelievable.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

RFK Jr has a penis? I thought he got rid of his on the well documented grounds that there is one involved in every single case of autism.

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Victory Renfrew's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Exactly, Susan is fucking hilarious😂

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Maria Hill's avatar

If you do not have to be a member of Congress to be speaker, perhaps Elon Leon will decide he wants it. Of course, that would come with responsibility, so perhaps not.

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Carol's avatar

And the already fucked America is getting fucked over and over and over again… how does that make you feel. Now, be specific. This is for posterity.

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Mercedes's avatar

Not enough is being made of the fact that they buried congressional pay raises in the bill that muskrat killed. Fucking sneaky dicks - what work did they do for their current pay, ffs????

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Mary Schweitzer's avatar

What’s worse than a government shutdown (which always ends up both screwing with the government AND costing more than if the government stayed open) is that FOX will blame Biden for the government shutdown.

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JMelfi's avatar

You have a dirty mouth. I like that. Keep telling the fucking truth and I'm gonna keep reading and sharing. See ya in the Blue Sky.

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Bruce's avatar

Krypto (Supermans dog) debuted in 1955 https://www.supermanhomepage.com/the-history-of-krypto-the-superdog/

And I love that the original Krypto looks like a lovable goofy mutt.

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Victory Renfrew's avatar

Great job Paris Hilton! #LegallyBlonde 💙

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Debi Heather's avatar

Thanks for the update, terrifying isn’t it 👍

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Papadas's avatar

never a dull moment these days on planet earth.

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Randy Winn's avatar

Elon running our government is marginally better than Putin ... I guess?

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

Did the fools even know they were voting for musk? Who knew after all these 248y the Constitution didn’t mean shittinfuckall? 😡⚫️

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NJ Osborne's avatar

Ah, hell, what else is to be said.

A woman’s bus her own and No Body or artificial thing.

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