Leon’s shutdown

It’s Thursday. There are 683 days until the midterm elections. Mike Johnson is about to lose his job, bad news out of Georgia and getting ready for a Christmas shutdown.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It helps us cuss out billionaire shitheads.

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, Trump ain’t even back in office yet and he’s already fucking things up. It’s almost impressive. If there was a Mount Rushmore of fuck-ups, it would just be Trump’s head stuck up his own ass. In case you haven’t seen it, the billionaire dumbass who nobody elected has been running amok, threatening Republicans in Congress that he will go after them if they pass a bill to keep the government open. But this opening screed isn’t about that stupid shit.

This is about how we’re expanding our mission here from Fuck Trump to Fuck Elump. Yes, apparently the good lord has decided to open her mighty sphincter and once again shit upon us another moron. We don’t know what the hell we did to deserve this, but we’re already missing the days when we were up against one degenerate dumbshit who hates America and Americans. It’s time to start running against the oligarchs, even if most America…