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Pamela Fender's avatar

So my husband did some research and discovered that Alzheimer’s medication is given by IV and one of the side effects is sleepiness. Go figure.

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Ksenia Maryniak's avatar

Accent goes the other way, à l'orange 😘

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Sam Youngman's avatar

You’re the worst.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Isn't it offensive when someone knows the difference between an accent aigue and an accent grave?

Well, at least you were a good enough sport to "like" the comment.

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Ksenia Maryniak's avatar

Editors gotta edit. Love from 🍁 to all the good sports in this space. As I've commented before, the mélange of news, humour & profanity is unrivalled genius.

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Sam Youngman's avatar

Thank you:)

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Ms Maryniak, I'm going to ask you to consider that it's unrivaled, not unrivalled. (I'm not an editor, but my offspring used to call me a grammar Nazi. What can I tell ya? They still ask me for various kinds of grammar advice. It's not a bad thing.)

Substack is a wonderful mix of contributions. It has become my main source of news and opinion. I have top favorite contributors, fun contributors, and solid and engaging contributors. I only wish the subscription amounts were lower, so I could subscribe to more of them. I don't charge for my account, because I have a day job. My contributions are my way of having a good time, too.

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Robert Kuhn's avatar

But Trump gets everything bassackwards!

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Barryt's avatar
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James Carville is just glazing his racism with comments like “a lot more about herself than it is the voters.” It's the same shit we saw with Kamala - a lot of people hedging and saying "maybe" and that they thought trumpstein would be better because they couldn't admit it was because she was a black woman.

Constantly shaking hands with more people that you could possibly know... that is the most hilarious bullshit answer!

Silly Rabbit, they were talking about "state's rights" for them, not generally. Any talking point they make is really just about them, not a general statement.

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Suki Herr's avatar

#1. True, never ever mess with nurses.

#2. I was born in IN. Spent my 1st 27years there. I frequently spent time with my family. It’s a prettier state than one might think based on lean right of the state. Pete Buttigieg was the first reason in a long time to be proud, but this was a very big 2nd reason to be proud.

I read the 1st paragraph of Olivia Nuzzi’s book in Vanity Fair. I don’t judge other people’s attractions&indiscretions, but still viewing one’s relationship with a married psychopath as romantic triggered my gag reflex.

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BF's avatar

Well done - CITIZENS OF INDIANA.

They are precisely what a "democratic constitutional constituency' is capable of achieving.

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

James Carville? Can he still chew his own food? That fossil, along with Schumer, Pelosi,... need to ride off into the sunset and take their out-of-date strategies with them.

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Coco's avatar

Man, I really needed to just lose myself for a few minutes and watching recorder man play Sultans of Swing did the trick. I taught in elementary school and trust me, If kids were shown this video when first being given their school recorder MANY more would take a serious interest. I would have.

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HalohFarmChick's avatar

Would James Carville just fucking go away already? He’s been the most annoying man in politics and the reason I couldn’t stand Bill Clinton back in the day. His supercilious, misogynistic, racist attitude drives people away from the Democratic Party. It damn sure kept me away from it for years because he was on every channel as the voice of the Dems. Why do they keep dragging that asshole out of the closet and dusting him off? I swear it must be the GOP doing it as subterfuge.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Finally, a state with balls. Thank you Indiana! Maybe the pussy’s in Austin will learn to grow a few. I’m talking to you Greg Abbott!

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io bonini's avatar

Full pot o’ coffee post today SP’s…

Jasmine Crockett is more than qualified to be a senator, and her balls are bigger than any of these shriveled, entitled, emasculated, corporate males.

Why can’t these DEMS keep their mouths shut when it comes to Women, people of color and OMG socialists, running for office on their ticket. WE NEED young people, people of color, people with diverse backgrounds, people who are passionate about the future, people with new ideas, people who have a stake in the FUTURE. It’s THEIR future for “F” sake.

Look what disaster those same status quo Dems have gotten us into,

they have no business telling these candidates what they SHOULD do.

ARGH…..

PS Adam I was so surprised when I went to Mary Trump's substack last night and you were there. Good Job by the way.

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"You’d think a Black person became president again."

Or a woman...or both...

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Mike Hammer's avatar

That even beats Mr. Tangerine man.

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Ed Colman's avatar

My favorite Christmas movie is Bad Santa, hands down.

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Pamela Fender's avatar

Adam was really really good on the Mary Trump podcast yesterday!!

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Wendy Goldman Rohm's avatar

🤣🤣

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Key Day's avatar

Spot on funny and so so accurate 😆 🤣

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