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peacegurl1985@yahoo.com's avatar

She’s a monster! Total Trump KKK*nt! Heartless

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Hope's avatar

Keep up the great work guys, you too are sexy patriots ❣️

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Linda Myers's avatar

Karoline Leavitt is probably the biggest liar of all the felon’s blond bimbos. And, that’s saying a lot.

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Andrea Grenadier's avatar

My fiancé and I talk to our stuffed animals, too, so if we get Sam’s animals’ number, we can have our animals talk to his animals.

Love the newsletter, you guys! Stay sexy!

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note two: Yes, he's an asshole every day. It's as plain as the sphincter under his nose.

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Note four: Fuck John Bolton. He's one of the people who could have helped to prevent this, but he was a piece of shit before Trump, too. I hope he gets chewed up real good, but spit out innocent.

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Note five: He's right. He's NOT a king. He's Der Trumpenfuehrer.

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Note seven: Also, Holy Mike Little Johnson won't LET her work because they won't put in telephones, internet, or wifi in her office until she's sworn in.

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Note ten: I agree wholeheartedly. I also believe that it's wrong to pay taxes to someone who's using my own money to oppress me and mine and ignore all of the laws that kept us a democracy. Nope. Fuck that.

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Note sixteen: I guess she popped another carton of Franzia...

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Note seventeen: WHERE. IS. THE. MONEY?

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Note nineteen: Again, there's proof. Stupid is as stupid does, and boy, are those guys stupid. At least they're paying for their own fucking stupidity, and I love it.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Wonder how much we could pay them to all go away?

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

An astronomical amount.

Look how much it costs for them to stay.

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Suki Herr's avatar

Re RFKjr. You know how occasionally someone says something you hadn’t thought of, but you immediately knew it was absolutely true?

Sperm, mason jars, coffee, shiny coat… all rang true

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MaryAnnP's avatar

MAGAts are just obsessed with genitalia, sex, and where people use the bathroom. Ew.

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C Bowlby's avatar

rkJr., needs to go, rumpie doesn't even follow his advice!

EXPOSE EPSTEIN-rump files NOW rump must go too!!!!

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Great post today, Adam and Sam! Thanks for continuing to be the sexy patriots that you are. There is a lot of messed up shit going on out there. I don’t know how you guys do it every day. Please take care of yourselves. Too much shitfuckery can lead you to dark places inside your head and we SPs need you guys to be healthy.

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lauren babbitt's avatar

Every morning I look for you-It is a perfect way for me to start my day. Don't stop.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

History will not be kind to Karoline and it will be deserved.

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C Bowlby's avatar

Leavitt's name says it all! Leave it right where it is! Don't touch, she's contaminated!

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Marilyn's avatar

Shout out to AZ AG Kris Mayes for suing M.J. for refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva.

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M.Finnegan's avatar

In the 30’s & 40’s, Hitler & company blamed Jewish people for all their woes. Today, in the United States of America, the democrats are being made the villain with all the huge lies told over & over. Check out any .gov website.

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Coco's avatar

This MTG thing is perplexing. I keep waiting for the ‘fooled ya!’ moment. Not letting my guard down just yet. And NYC mayoral debate was soothing to my soul given this week’s enduring national shit show! Have a great weekend guys. And yes, needed a therapy sesh this week bad but I get it. Peace.

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Ajhview's avatar

Loved the Laura Trump and Elon Quib- made my day! Thank you.

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Mare Wilk's avatar

Hi everyone and happy Friday!

Thank you Adam and Sam (and Sexy Patriots) for the vibe of joy you give us every day.

As a retired combat veteran, I have a lot of feelings about this shitshow burning in real time, but I ask for a strategic pause...

WE THE PEOPLE, US, you and me, OWN our country, we OWN our FLAG and our NATION. IT IS OURS, and not even the Repunklicans can take what is OURS.

Do you all remember Schoolhouse Rock? How about the song: The Preamble? https://youtu.be/8_NzZvdsbWI?si=MHLr1h560dPMeN5a

Sing that song and listen to it.

Here's my point: We NON-FASCISTs (NO-Kings) MUST advocate for something more than what we DON'T WANT.

I want my CONSTITUTION back, and MY FLAG, and my GOVERNMENT. Like so many of you, I fought for and CONTINUE TO FIGHT for our country...with words, deeds, and efforts.

My personal theme song for protesting is THE PREAMBLE by Schoolhouse rock.

So Fuck Motormouth Levitt, she can live rent-free in Trump's two brains, but not in my head. Same for the rest of the trash - take it out and sing with me :).

Thanks friends and stay well, stay peaceful, and stay the course.

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Maddy's avatar

OMG. I love all the swearing in amongst the great news clips!! You guys are right up my alley - not to be confused with 'up my ass'.LOLOL I really, really appreciate this Substack, and I'm going to cancel some other ones that I'm sick of (like Steve Schmidt's) and subscribe to you guys instead. See you on the other side, boys!!!

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