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Joan Serkin's avatar

Aileen Cannon has got to be the dumbest judge in human history. Does she really think Don will put her on the scotus? She wouldn’t qualify as a judge in any other place than Florida.

Christina Gray's avatar

Err, there would be the matter of Senate approval.

Sera Bella's avatar

And him actually living long enough to do that...

joannegucci's avatar

That so positive thank you, but shake our heads to reality! I pray for the positive even tho…

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Note 4: Yeah, FUCK trump. My time is too valuable to spend in that ignorant CHILD RAPIST. FUCK HIM TO HELL & BACK!

I'll get the report from independent journalist such as yourself and Aaron Parnas .

joannegucci's avatar

Ditto! Even tho, like a car crash, I’d love to see how trump can top his previous insanity. But, like you I’ll read it. 💙🌻🦋✌🏽

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'd like to see his reactions but I have never been able to "stand" his voice. So I've never paid much attention to him anytime he spoke

The longest I can take is a few seconds.

joannegucci's avatar

Oh my god,😂 so funny its like you’ve read my mind! 💙🌻🦋✌🏽

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Great kind, Joan. 😂👍

Pamela Fender's avatar

I would love to have had an opportunity to rip that jersey off of Kash’s back and hit him over the head with that beer bottle.

If I was a duck's avatar

And WHY was Kegstand there? Doesn't he have little green army men to go play with, or messages to send on signal?

joannegucci's avatar

Ahh, we’re on the same page! 💙✌🏽

Linda Myers's avatar

The armed man who drove into mar a lago, was a white maga who claimed to be Christian. The men’s hockey team should be ashamed. They need to take a lesson from our ice skaters, who supported each other, and the other skaters, and didn’t party with criminals. Also, anyone who thought James Cameron was a good guy isn’t paying attention.

Sera Bella's avatar

Typical MAGA. None of the assassins are competent. We all truly live in hell.

joannegucci's avatar

🤣 But not funny, We’ve got the worst assassins, UNLESS it’s just a highly fascist paid maga, heres X amount $ // go X amount prison // get out you’re set! Logical, so far each time when they’re caught - they’re all fucking maga !

Sera Bella's avatar

I think your thought process is too smart and well thought out for MAGA. Planning ain't their Thang, but what do I know?

joannegucci's avatar

🤦‍♀️Duh! You’re right!💙✌🏽

Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

Note 19. Congrats to the Netherlands on swearing in the new prime minister. Can’t we have this in our country?

AND

The German soccer club’s announcement of steering clear of the US is sound advice 😕

Barryt's avatar

Has anyone checked to see if Aileen is in the trumpstein files? Maybe she's just like melanoma, and got trafficked to trump's world and liked it so much that she joined it. Maybe epstein got her into law school, like he did with that dentist.

Mary Ballard's avatar

OK, I have no "facts" to back this up. But, during the blob's last takeover of the broadcast media (some sort of address he was spouting) it was circulating that if you wanted to protest the broadcast, put your TV on a channel that IS NOT airing the verbal assault. "They" (whoever they are) count the TVs that are actually tuned to the screech delivery to determine the number of viewers. I'll have my TVs tuned to Food Network, HGTV, Rewind TV, etc., anything but him.

Sera Bella's avatar

So much shite news, but in all seriousness, what's up with these weak sauce assassins? I mean, like DAYUM, not a serious crack shot among them!

joannegucci's avatar

They’re PAID NOT suppose to be! Notice, each time the “assassins” are caught they’re fucking maga!

Sera Bella's avatar

They killed this last one. I told my bestie they gonna change his social media to BLM and say he loved "Obummer!" LMAO! If I don't laugh, I'll cry.

DIE ALREADY!

joannegucci's avatar

Now thats a good idea, we all change to BLM! I love figuring out how to mind fuck them, even if they don’t see it, it makes me feel great, it takes the sting of the fucking trump miller et al regime!

Christina Gray's avatar

While I love the concept of us all eating beans, anybody who has ever had a colonoscopy knows that you fart like a son of a bitch after. So maybe those that don't like beans can schedule a colonoscopy for tomorrow morning? They are in Congress, they can do those things. Bonus: colonoscopy farts are longer and louder. Just a suggestion.

Mercedes's avatar

Defiance.org in lieu of SOTU. Great job, today!

kcpdx's avatar

Man, you guys really screwed up the "Free Market Conservative" section. She was (obviously) the OBAMA NSA director and aide, and is black to boot, which is why TRump wants her gone. And her name is Susan RICE, not "Rise". More coffee, guys!

joannegucci's avatar

BINGO💙✌🏽

Mckeown, Margaret G's avatar

Love the Sen Foghorn Leghorn reference! Thanks for that - and so much more!

Claudia Miller's avatar

I will be 'attending' the Defiance anti SOTU stream tomorrow - http://defiance.org/ - along with this event https://mobilize.us/s/FW7r6Y - MoveOn's alternative SOTU address. I hope the Democrats will realize this moment in time and not attend a fascists SOTU address

Karen Hormel's avatar

The US men's hockey team is apparently made up of MAGA asses. What a disgusting display with the creepy bug-eyed wonder. O'Canada: You should have won. And speaking of ugly, Cheung should put a gorilla mask over his humongous head. He's that horrific to look at as well as listen to. Hmmm...I do like beans.

Sharon D. Bailey's avatar

Can’t help being curious about how the orange muppet is going to scold the SC justices that show up. I expect that they will be stoically unfazed except for Kavanaugh, who won’t be able to stifle a smirk.

Alex van Dijk's avatar

Love the newsletter guys!! Keep up the good work. One u expected funny in today’s letter was the statement from Drumpf that used the word “deleterious” hahahaha 😂😂😂 as if he’s ever heard of that word, much less understands it or uses it. Isn’t he always ranting about auto-pen use? He shouldn’t have his minions write his posts. Just give him crayons!