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io bonini's avatar

OK Sam & Adam “Hoosier Daddy….Rectum rot has higher numbers.”

Points made…Love those. Thanks for that.

Dan Roek's avatar

The dolphins question probably refers to the former marine mammal program the US Navy had for hunting mines. Of course they got it wrong…

Carol's avatar

Trump probably thinks “highest disapproval” is a good thing! Sir! Sir! No one has ever been disapproved of the way you are!

io bonini's avatar

Kamikaze dolphins, drunken fox news hosts running pretty much all Gov. offices, Secret Service Gestapo dude jerking off in public, U.S. backs Russia, Golden ballrooms…..

Whoa there, is that just todays news??? I thought for a minute there I was having a drug induced flashback…..LOL

Charlie's avatar

Someone keeps having the madman in our White House take cognitive tests. I wonder why?

Susan Keefer's avatar

Thank you for the Dolly update. 🙏❤️‍🩹

Coco's avatar

If you listen to Dolly and her upbeat outlook on everything - despite living in this effed up world- and her own personal losses/health challenges-it reminds us all that we should focus on the positive in our lives and if necessary, create something positive to focus on! Love that gal.

Majesterial Joy's avatar

The truth is, the US and Russia both trained dolphins in the 70s and 80s to be kamikazes. The dolphins kept running away

Chris's avatar

So, we can't afford healthcare of any sort, we're at a 'war of choice' that is making everything everywhere in the world cost more, and we can't make the lives of the people that actually PAY taxes any better, but the Republicunts think that a wise use of $600 billion of OUR money is a good idea (this is assuming, of course, that the tangerine taint actually got the original $400 billion from private donors)?

And, I'm sorry, but according to their proposal, it's for security upgrades? $600 billion worth? Give me a fucking break. I hope for that extra 600 that Mr. "I aced a dementia test 3 whole times" at least gets a diaper changing station...

Ruth's avatar

The Onion taking over Alex Jones Infowars still pending...

Mel's avatar

When is therapy? 😢 This shit is crazy

Lisanne's avatar

Th'other day I bought a bottle of Dolly Pinot Noir and a bottle of Dolly Chardonnay.

Waiting for a really special day to open and drink them.

Oh wait! I just thought of the perfect occasion - I'll bet EVERYONE knows what that occasion is.

Rachel-We are Renee and Keith's avatar

My first encounter with any federal LEOs were Secret Service when I was 10 and my mentally ill uncle was having a breakdown. He called the President and threatened him. I just remember their car was a black sedan, they wore black suits, I knew they were feds as soon as I saw their suits and car, and my first thought was my uncle did something stupid and crazy. It was right after the 1980 election, the Carter SS agents were professional, nothing like the jackass jerking off. What a fall.

Amy Walter's avatar

Note 12: Hunger Games come to mind. What a freak show

Leslie Pruski's avatar

I'm glad to see NEISD make that change. It's amazing how low MAGA has infiltrated society. Here in the Houston area, I have friends working to get a moderate/progressive onto a school board. It may take them 2 years to do it.

Also, voter turnout is low because those races really are not advertised, and many people do not understand why they need to get off the couch and vote.

Maybe I'm just tired because of a flight delay yesterday, but why are the people in charge so fucking stupid?