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Arnelle M Pires's avatar

I fuhking hate them all.

io bonini's avatar

100% AMP.

And IF we get the Dems in and IF we get seated and IF we don't have a military coup....

those elected Dems better HATE them as much as we do...if you get our drift.

Lois Henry's avatar

If we hear "reaching across the aisle" just one time from democratic elected officials, they're toast. What we'll do then I don't know, but the two party system will end.

io bonini's avatar

Hey LH., The only "reaching across the aisle" I think we'll all put up with, is law enforcement reaching across the aisle to drag these traitors off their high horses directly into a jail cell.

Michelle Le Bars's avatar

I fucking love your daily letter and therapy session... you are a breath of fucking fresh air against the stench of the shitty orange diaper pdfile and acolytes...

Who Cares's avatar

9/hope the farmers see through the bribe.. and that its probably lip service, like the doge/tarriff nonsense

15/ who gives a f**k about Trumps feelings? Personally, I don't think he feels sad enough.

17/ what a bunch of mindless morons, imagine shouting USA USA because someone wants to protect children from SA. GOP truly is the Guardian of Pedophiles.

18/ Hopefully we can rename trump in 15 days to Lame Duck Trump. That should really set him off

The President of the United States is a treasonous traitor.

io bonini's avatar

Hey WC., You might enjoy this piece...re: Note #18 renaming Everything the Urinal cake touches, from our Canadian friend Dean Blundell;

https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-the-betrayer-doesnt-get-to

History repeats itself.

Who Cares's avatar

It’s heartbreaking.

io bonini's avatar

Hey WC., "The President of the United States is a treasonous traitor." Add Seditious.....

Also we here at Cynic Central are really trying to game out...Whose side the military is on?

We have so little information on WTF is going on inside the military these daze.

Has any SP out there heard anything about which side the military is on?

So the orange urinal cake comes out and says Yeah I'm owned by Russia, I'm in bed with Xi.

Right?

How does that work with the military?

Your commander in chief is a Traitor and a direct threat to the country.

So is the Defence secretary....

WHATS THE BACK UP PLAN!

Anyone here have a clue?

Dayana Jeniffer Saravia's avatar

Our preznit is a yuuuuuge traitor!

Leslie Pruski's avatar

Great newsletter, Gentlemen, as always.

I often say, "Trump is insane." I realized this morning that I am wrong. He's not insane; he is just no longer competent. My dear, Trump-hating mother, has taken a true cognitive test, and it takes hours. You also do not receive the results right away. It is much more involved than the pre-K test he shares. They are monitoring his decline; they would not test as regularly as they otherwise would.

Did you know that voter turnout in Texas yesterday hit record levels in many areas? It also seems that Harris County and Dallas County are competing to see who achieves the highest voter turnout percentage. I think they need to really get this advertised; Houstonians don't care for the Dallas folk that much. Voter turnout could be crazy. Plus, I think Houston could run this state.

Why the Brewers over the Guardians?

Who Cares's avatar

I don't think he's insane, he's just not competent enough to hide his true self anymore. He's been a POS since working with his daddy in NYC, it's only when he started dabbling in politics that the fake front went up.

Geri Cochran's avatar

Rural east Texas had 1200 voters yesterday, just in my little area.

BUT, there are rumors Abbott will throw Houston's ballots out. That would be bad, very bad.

Leslie Pruski's avatar

No doubt he'll try. No doubt. He was campaigning in Houston on Monday. Not sure where he wheeled to after that.

Judy Sherwood's avatar

Luv the positive comments.

I will add another: Anybody can use profanity; you two guys have the gift of making profanity poignant, entertaining and hilarious. Well done, guys... WELL DONE. Great way to start every day, laughing, cheering... kickin' the asshat down the road.

Angie's avatar

Never forget what Newsom did. He must NOT be president. He is owned.

Geri Cochran's avatar

I was so dang disappointed in his backing off the billionaire tax. He's definitely off my list for presidency, or anything else.

Gwenn Cody's avatar

I love you every day, but these since non-war war started this spring you've been a vital part of my mental health. The truth about these predators, rapists, criminals and malevolent narcissists who are "in charge" is demonstrated in their every word and deed. Laughing, mocking and cursing through it is the antidote for my tears.......

Karen Hormel's avatar

Love you, guys! I recall nearly two years ago when your "after 2024 election" posts began with "It's.....there are...days until the mid-terms." It was so discouraging to see 700-something days; then the high 600s; and so on. And now it's a mere 14 days--and there is real hope.

Brock Horton's avatar

Please keep using "Elon the Anus" when referring to the creepy drug addled racist fascist fuckhead Elon Musk. It is sublimely fitting.

Cat's avatar

We don't just f*cking hate him, we wish him dead!

sheryl jeffries's avatar

We voted all blue today in Texas. We are sick to death of Elon and Trump. We freaking hate them both.

Chrissy's avatar

Damn! Which one is the giraffe! 🥴🤭😊🤣

io bonini's avatar

PARIS (AP) — Paris returned to calm on Tuesday

Apparently really obscenely wealthy creatures have nothing better to do with their stolen wealth than try to topple democracies…Those riots?

we're guessing Musk and his platforms are behind this…..

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2026/10/13/france-accuses-elon-musk-of-online-harassment-of-europe-leaders_6758569_4.html#

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/14/french-minister-elon-musk-x-social-media-presidential-election

Bazzillonaire t shirt; There will never be enough.

we're certain that the French have one or two guillotines sitting around that they might want to dust off and oil, just in case an opportunity presents itself.

margaretgarigan's avatar

Thanks for these links, IO. It’s absolutely the case that the fascist right in Europe is closely linked with many of our most reprehensible MAGA characters and that MAGA is very much part of an international war on democracy. Here they’re quite proud to parade even a loser like Tucker Carlson around, as PP leader Feijoo did a few years ago. And he’s the guy who’s likely to win the most votes for president next month. That’s why I’m hoping our US election reverberates loudly over here.

io bonini's avatar

Hey MGG...."That’s why I’m hoping our US election reverberates loudly over here."

Yeah did you notice that most of those rioters are young men?

Let's connect the X dots to those young men. And really Le Penne? The AfD?

Feijoo! OMG...so many Nazis...For those who are interested, here is a description from WIKI on Feijoo; (know your international Nazis):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_N%C3%BA%C3%B1ez_Feij%C3%B3o

Robin's avatar

Note 13: That's also the name of a Godsmack song. :-D

Barbara Lee's avatar

I saw them in concert and they were amazing 💙

Bon's avatar

Would love to see Amanpour go to Meidastouch, join forces with Scott McFarlane! 💙🌊💪

io bonini's avatar

Hey B., Great suggestion, why don't we all put that in the comments to Ben and the Bros.....

Chrissy's avatar

Been subscribed for a good while! Love being a sexy patriot!

Bill Csajko's avatar

Trump seems to have forgotten the “b” in dumb when attacking the “Dumocrats”.