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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Exuviae was yesterday’s word. When Stephen Miller molted in the Residence, his exuviae were placed in a black Hefty and yeeted from a White House window.

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Michelle Brody's avatar

HAHAHA...and EW!

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

I’m longer describing Michael Wolff as “Trump’s exoskeleton.” Michael’s much too nice a man to get an arthropod metaphor.

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Laura G's avatar

🤣🤣

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Barryt's avatar

That's one thing the MSM has thoroughly neglected to cover - why they failed to give a lot of people any indication that trump's health was failing (despite obvious signs) or what he would actually do if elected. I wonder why?

So what does trump/Putin have on Woody Allen that he sees fit to gargle trumpstein's balls?

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Lois Henry's avatar

Allen is a fellow pedophile.

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Concerned Citizen's avatar

The "Media" was having orgasmic tremors over Joe Biden's missing a beat or two during the second to last televised Great Debate. You'll recall, if you are able, that that was the debate between two old white men.

Meanwhile, as long as both men are alive, Joe remains only THREE years older than trump and infinitely more mentally (and physically) fit.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Hopefully, we’ll know soon.

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JimW's avatar

Thunderheart was one of Green's best roles but isn't even mentioned in most of the media reports of his passing. Thanks for mentioning it. Must see movie.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

That’s because he’s Canadian. Unless a Canadian is a super star, you don’t hear much about them especially in the artistic world. Scientific achievement by Canadians that lead to breakthroughs is more likely to be recognized than say skills of the ilk of an actor like Graham Green

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Stu B's avatar

I’ll bet that was Justin Trudeau tossing his clothes out of Melania’s window because she discovered trump wasn’t dead yet.

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Neverforgethistory's avatar

Love this news blog. You make serious shit just about palatable. Maybe one-day soon there will be good news and reason to celebrate.

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Clint (CCCV)'s avatar

“Fuck Joe Scarborough. Fuck his wife too.”

Ew, NO!!

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Scilla Yukich's avatar

If the troops are there illegally disobeying the posse commitatus which is criminal does that me if they do anything like try to arrest someone they can be arrested themselves?

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Nancy Parker's avatar

Sure hope LA tries it.

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Julie Jones's avatar

Hey, Trump is about to piss off my deep red town! All because he owes Alabama a Space Force. Will it turn Colorado Springs blue? Probably not, but it was like the rumors of his demise - the party planning was great fun! FTR, Space Force was in Colo Spgs because before there was a Space Force, the Air Force did that work and decided to do it near NORAD. So all their stuff is here, and will have to be moved to Alabama. Ain't life grand?

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Saaaayyyyyyyy.... You don't suppose that Putin gave him a case of the Polonium Flu while they were together?

He's got to be done with Trump by now.

Trump's pretty much destroyed the US and our ability to interfere with Russia, and he's secretly allowing Exxon/Mobile to do business with a Russian oil company... Our economy is about to take the biggest dump since 1929, our foreign aid is gone, the Voice Of America is supposedly now broadcasting Russian propaganda, the Director of National Intelligence is probably a Russian agent, our military is now a joke, our national health system is comprised of anti-vaxxers and lunatics, our food's not safe and about to get harder to come by even if you have the money, and the entire Republican party decided to commit treason en masse.

I could go on, but, you get the picture.

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Laura G's avatar

Ohhhh, you may be on to something with the PF. 🤔

I still (posted about it) contend that Pustin (sic) could have placed some sort of James Bond type of “slow acting agent” in the Beast. Let us not forget that he served as a foreign intelligence officer for the KGB.

Anyway, your points are well taken!

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Perhaps the reason we hadn't seen the walking tub of calcified lard for a few days was because he was being treated for whatever Vladdy slipped him?

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Laura G's avatar

Yes, hence my reference to "slow acting agent." 👍🏻

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Meredith Leonard's avatar

"LIKED" is archaic. "BRILLIANT" or "AGREE" make 110% more sense.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I modestly agree with you.... ;)

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Kimberlyanne's avatar

Love you guys. How you report the news with sarcastic humor is the only way I can handle it! With that said, like WTF! My head is spinning! This regime has got to go. So do all the republicans in congress! Rudy getting an award? Of course Trump is doing that. Heartbreaking to say,but, our country is a damn dumpster fire! 🔥 I just can't anymore 😪

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Susan Linehan's avatar

I've read Judge Breyer's decision on the Posse Comitatus Act. While the injunction (which is against using Fed troops for law enforcement) is only for CA, the decision provides an excellent template for briefs, arguments, and judicial decisions in other states when trump sends troops elsewhere--say Baltimore or Chicago--sometime "soon"-(say in the next two weeks?)

His illustrations of how a president could use an "expanded" version of Posse Comitatus are fascinating. For example: "The President, relying upon IRS data showing that a sizeable percentage of corporations and individuals are using tax shelters to avoid paying taxes, could claim that he is unable to execute the tax laws."

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.450934/gov.uscourts.cand.450934.176.0_2.pdf

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Hottie? Trump-Picked Advisor Defends Israeli Official in Las Vegas Child Sex Sting

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/trump-picked-advisor-defends-israeli

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note nine: "It really is astonishing how Trump has brought the world’s assholes together."

How could you forget? He's the Great Uniter!

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Pamela S.'s avatar

Re: the bag of diapers out the window. The press did ask about it- the pedo claimed the video was AI because all the windows are sealed shut, bulletproof, and each weighs 600 pounds. Except for the 600 lbs, that might be believable?

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Nancy Parker's avatar

The windows were seen open during Carter's term. Couldn't say now. If they are bulletproof it was a major renovation, they look pretty old to me. And no, the video isn't AI.

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patti sepich's avatar

ai ai ai his ass

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Tripp Rhodes's avatar

Coming this holiday season, order your Dear Leader Melted Candle , it makes a great grift

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

The Big Beautiful Countdown begins.

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