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Jude Johnson's avatar

Well, Canada doesn't allow convicted felons to enter their country, so ...

But if this is true, Carney's got the Felon's butt in a sling and I am impressed:

https://www.adammockler.com/p/canada-silently-killed-trump-with?r=5mwrm&triedRedirect=true

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William McF's avatar

I have to agree with your post. I am loving the fact that T. RUMP cannot enter our country … ever.

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io bonini's avatar

Morning JJ, Let's keep in mind how F'd up the FAA is right now and who's running the show. I hope Mr. Carney's plane doesn't have an incident. I wouldn't put it past these evil gits.

Thanks for the mockler link...he rocks.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Good on you, you beat me to it. Check out the article written by Dean Blundell in early April laying it all out for us.

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Terry R's avatar

I came here to say the same and I hope we don’t let him in for the Group of 7 conference either.

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William McF's avatar

I’m hoping for the same as you CAM

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Karen Nielsen's avatar

That really is good news about Lowell’s new law firm!! I was really hoping someone would do that!

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Diane Lapreziosa's avatar

Whenever times get rough, l sing Warren Zevon: “Send lawyers, guns, and money

The shit has hit the fan”. Been singing that a lot lately.

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JOHN SMITH's avatar

Lets take away the tax exemption from the so called ministries that preach that those who don't believe the way they do go to Hell. They are fleecing those who believe they will share a place in heaven and forgetting the people here on Earth.

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Nancy Bainter's avatar

Which countries allow Don tha Con-Felón to enter? He needed a special permit to enter Italy so he could attend (desecrate) the Pope’s memorial service. So maybe that’s the REAL & more accurate reason that the Canadian prime minister’s visiting Donny?

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io bonini's avatar

Dear Sam & Adam, There is just SO much wrong with the US right now, I don't know how you pick through it all. I guess it's kind of like navigating a dog park without a "pick up your poop" requirement. Sigh...I chose this note to comment on because we have family in the military.

Note 13: We have bad news, but the president is even stupider than you thought. He’s trying to change the name of Veterans Day to “Victory Day for World War I” and he seems to have gotten the wrong fucking day.

So...we are going to remember only WWI Vet's? Like all the other Hero's in all the other wars and so called "Military actions" don't matter? WTF?

Well, I guess if you cannot acknowledge fallen military personnel on your watch and degrade military personnel as often as you can and put people in charge of the highest of military positions there are, who are complete losers and will get lots of our Vet's killed...Why would we expect anything else from Pres. Bone Spur.

Thanks for wading thru the park...UGH.

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Ellen H's avatar

Fucking Nazis.

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kevin oldham's avatar

Warren Zevon Rocks! 🤘

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Pamela Fender's avatar

Sof(i)a!! That's funny as hell. :)

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Jennifer SImpson's avatar

DT's Gladiator Games on Fox, sponsored by Amazon and Tesla: only the worst of the accused immigrants (as designated by Tom Homan) will fight to the death. Overseeing all will be DT - when he is golfing, Alito and Thomas or Vance and Rubio will judge. Guest judges will include Noem, Miller, Musk, Bannon. Loomer, Mace and Stefanik are on a wait list. After death, the tattooed skin of the participant will be preserved and then sold by DT inc. to those whose Nazi memorabilia collections are incomplete. Next the ashes (we're going to need more crematoria!) will be mixed into a cement slurry and used to build the Wall! or Dome!

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Elaine Barr's avatar

Trump cannot come to Canada. He is a convicted felon. Uh uh, no way. I wait to see what the Canadian government decides for the G 7 summit. Personally, as a Canadian, I think Trump should have no special dispensation (I’m not alone in this belief). If Mr. Carney’s government agrees Trump cannot attend I am curious as to who he will send? Mr. Vance? The G7 will (figuratively) eat Vance alive. His friend Jamil Jivani won’t be there. We Canadians know Mr. Jivani’s ambitions.

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Robert Crone's avatar

“It's all computers!”

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Sue Flory's avatar

re: note 17 - Canada doesn't allow felons!!!

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Fred Jonas's avatar

First of all, I love your title, which goes with "Pray for rain." The glaring point is that of course this is what authoritarians (Donnie, Kim, Hitler, etc) do. The more subtle point is that when it's your birthday, you can't do this. And the reason is that your right to keep and bear things like tanks, military helicopters, and other weaponry is...INFRINGED. The "Second Amendment" was informally repealed a long time ago. We need to finish the job, setting aside the authoritarian, "mine is bigger than yours, imagery

Note: Donnie and JD didn't take a hammer to the economy. They took a sledge hammer to the whole country.

Note two: Very sharp and clever.

Note four: Liddle Marco is holding Donnie's little dick? There's something like poetry, or at least poetic justice, in there.

Note six: I've got two words for you. Or maybe one word: pay wall. Or paywall.

Note 13: I believe you are mistaken. It is not possible that Donnie is stupider than I think he is.

Note 14: It's a very difficult phrase to digest: "good news from the legal world."

Notes 15 and 16: I don't understand your point. Donnie has already said he is decommissioning the U.S. Constitution, and the SCOTUS has told him he can do whatever he wants. Why are you bothering to choose specific examples? Separation of church and state; free speech; freedom for slaves. What difference does it make? It's all gone.

Note 17: Agreed. The next thing you know, Donnie's getting another foot rub, or has someone else to hold his dick while he dribbles.

"Law and order": Donald Trump woke up and broke the law again? Did he also breathe? And eat? Again, what's your point?

"Today's clips," paragraph one: PBS IS biased, but it's not partisan. It's biased in favor of the truth. It doesn't care who tells the truth.

"Today's clips," paragraph two: "May have?"

"Today's clips," paragraph three: "Might?"

"Today's clips," paragraph four: The blissful ignorance of not knowing about the Civil War, legal voting for everyone, the Civil Rights movement, and the SCOTUS.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Note 17: the Canadian PM has no choice but to travel to the WH. 🇨🇦 has a law that forbids any foreign felon from coming into the country. And we know darn well that the PM didn’t want to break the law given that he’s been in power just a short while. 😉

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