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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Hakeem Jefferies like to "talk the talk," but I have yet to see him "walk the walk."

As it stands now he's just as useless as Chuck is.

Robin Richardson's avatar

What would be really cool would be if Trump could eat a handful of peyote, puke his guts out, soil his already soiled undies. hallucinate that he is surrounded by native Americans, African Americans, Mexican Americans and starving babies. And sexually abused women.

io bonini's avatar

Hey RR.....Keeping it simple...how about just OD?

Robin Richardson's avatar

After he went through days of Justice!

Tim Loun's avatar

Note 6: My kingdom for the reporter who, when Kegsbreath or Shitler McTacotits says other countries should come fight to open the Strait, reminds them that the Strait was open and FREE to use prior to us illegally and immorally attacking Iran at the whim of a sadistic madman.

Bruce's avatar

Kind of not fair re: Karen Bass. Mayor Mamdani showed how to go there and get what you want. Everyone knows that Trump does what the last person who talked to him wants, so why not try?

Charlie's avatar

When an old dog just can’t cope anymore, sleeps constantly soils himself and nips at people around him it usually is time to put him out of his misery.

io bonini's avatar

Amen to that Mr. C.....Maybe a staircase interdiction moment.

Barbara Lee's avatar

I’m sure Karen Bass was kissing Trump’s fat ass in hopes of getting some well deserved money for the victims of the wildfires but it still sucks ☹️

io bonini's avatar

Hey BL...Or maybe a white house gig?

io bonini's avatar

Pumping gas bag

And why the fuck aren’t reporters asking him if he’s ever even filled up a tank?

….reporters? What reporters?...

Let's call them repeaters from now on, not reporters, shall we?

io bonini's avatar

Note 16: Henry Kissinger is still dead.

Dear Sam & Adam…are you sure about that?

Has anyone checked lately?

Note 18: While we were writing, “Judge” Jeanine Pirro announced that she and Trump are surrendering to Jerome Powell.

The plan is… just say you’re giving up on the Powell thing.

Make Tillis happy…after the Senate puts another one of your cronies in…because Tillis will vote for him/her.

Then reindict Powell again. It’s literally a no brainer.

Who Cares's avatar

I hope to hell that while Trump is venting his spleen, ALL the correspondents stand up & walk out en masse

10/ such a world leader, couldn’t see Vietnam & Iran on a map?? Or is he saying we’ll be there 15 years, even though (checks notes) Irans military is completely defeated?

11/ Sadly, the only way to get something from this POS is to flatter him. Hopefully it was not in vain.

15/ sure, let’s give DC side more cities, AFTER it’s made a state

io bonini's avatar

Hey WC, On the end masse correspondents walk out...wouldn't it be loverly.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fW7sERw7I

from My Fair Lady.....(just for fun).

Brian Wendorf's avatar

I think Trump is mentally unfit and I huff paint thinner. Yea!

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

On Hakeem - ACTIONS speak louder than words. Because of all the fkn asinine BS we have had to endure, a few words will not move me.

Julie's avatar

Nice work ☮️✊🏻

Cranky Grandma's avatar

I love your menu choices. BAM!

Angie's avatar

California democrats really and truly suck. It's like they're 20 years behind.

Michele Ashton's avatar

TODAY'S CLIPS: ENID, OK. - sure seems like God doesn't like MAGATS much!