It’s Tuesday. There are 343 days until the midterm elections. Trump messes with the wrong sailor, Lindsey Hallagan’s bad day and losing a witness to history.
Doesn’t Levitt ever get tired of just being another blonde maga moron? Seriously. The Department of Defense is still the legal name. The convicted felon pedophile moron can’t sign a paper with his little hand and change it. Idiot. Hegseth isn’t worth the powder to blow him up. Can’t wait for Kelly to deal with him😃
I so fucking agree - Dems need to cut that shit out about being "soft". If your going to do that might as well bend over for trump. Be another fetterman.
I DO NOT want soft Dems. I WANT strong people who are not afraid to call something wrong if it's wrong.
We have been thru hell since 2016 - AND MORE this term, again. FUCKING ENOUGH.
Even if the scuttlebutt regarding more MAGAs jumping ship is just rumors, it sure is nice to see it in the media and out there all over the place! We can only hope... I think if a few more resign, the dam will break!
As far as going to war for oil... these eejits have some insane notion that if they say it to our faces that is somehow makes it OK. It's not!
"Note 18: RIP to Gramma, the 141-year old Galapagos tortoise. Her last words were “fuck Trump and fuck this shit.” She will be missed. More: NBC" made me choke on my Solo. Thank you for your creative humor at a time in hisory when the humans driven by hard-wired, instinctive behaviors have control of much of global government. Question authority, question reality. 🤞🏾
Sam, I wish you knew how much this delights me: LOLOL !!! "The f-bomb force is strong with this one. We feel like proud foul-mouthed parents watching our babies learn to cuss like some motherfuckers." BIG belly laughs from me.
MTG’s resignation is just more of the typical MTG drama (actually Theater of the Absurd), but at least she’s kicking over the right chairs in the room on her way out.
If this does cause an influx of other Republicans resigning and tipping the majority to the Democrats, at least MTG can say her legacy was to create a “Rogue Wave, that made way for a Blue Wave.”
We all know there’s no healthcare plan&the number of ppl who believe Trump’s whoppers are fewer&fewer.
I hope Republicans push back on the Mark Kelly thing. That’s appallingly embarrassing&probably won’t even stand up in a military court. I say frequently Hegseth reminds me on Niedermeyer in “Animal House”.
Don't get me wrong. I appreciate and laud the impeccable writing of thealtmedia,, but shouldn't the following quote: "Trump and his drunken aide have brilliantly decided to make this American hero their public target, undoubtedly boosting Kelly’s 2028 chances and reminding us all that Trump and his goons are a bunch of bitches." be amended to "bunch of idiot bitches"?
P.S. My favorite Thanksgiving movie is the Muppet Thanksgiving Movie. Or anything with the Swedish chef. Exactly what is needed after a week of Trump shitburgers and an afternoon of overeating more turkey.
Doesn’t Levitt ever get tired of just being another blonde maga moron? Seriously. The Department of Defense is still the legal name. The convicted felon pedophile moron can’t sign a paper with his little hand and change it. Idiot. Hegseth isn’t worth the powder to blow him up. Can’t wait for Kelly to deal with him😃
Happy Thanksgiving to all Sexy Patriots! I know I am most grateful to be able to read this post every day it's published! 🦃 🇺🇸
I so fucking agree - Dems need to cut that shit out about being "soft". If your going to do that might as well bend over for trump. Be another fetterman.
I DO NOT want soft Dems. I WANT strong people who are not afraid to call something wrong if it's wrong.
We have been thru hell since 2016 - AND MORE this term, again. FUCKING ENOUGH.
Get tough or GTFO!
When are Bondi and Halligan going to be disbarred?
Not happening fast enough. Can't wait.
He’s a Republican so he can shamwow deez nuts. - this was the laugh I needed today !!
Even if the scuttlebutt regarding more MAGAs jumping ship is just rumors, it sure is nice to see it in the media and out there all over the place! We can only hope... I think if a few more resign, the dam will break!
As far as going to war for oil... these eejits have some insane notion that if they say it to our faces that is somehow makes it OK. It's not!
"Note 18: RIP to Gramma, the 141-year old Galapagos tortoise. Her last words were “fuck Trump and fuck this shit.” She will be missed. More: NBC" made me choke on my Solo. Thank you for your creative humor at a time in hisory when the humans driven by hard-wired, instinctive behaviors have control of much of global government. Question authority, question reality. 🤞🏾
Sam, I wish you knew how much this delights me: LOLOL !!! "The f-bomb force is strong with this one. We feel like proud foul-mouthed parents watching our babies learn to cuss like some motherfuckers." BIG belly laughs from me.
Bill Maher is definitely a moron!
Happy Thanksgiving, guys! I’m thankful for being able to laugh my ass off every morning when I get to read your newsletter. 🙏🦃💋
MTG’s resignation is just more of the typical MTG drama (actually Theater of the Absurd), but at least she’s kicking over the right chairs in the room on her way out.
If this does cause an influx of other Republicans resigning and tipping the majority to the Democrats, at least MTG can say her legacy was to create a “Rogue Wave, that made way for a Blue Wave.”
We all know there’s no healthcare plan&the number of ppl who believe Trump’s whoppers are fewer&fewer.
I hope Republicans push back on the Mark Kelly thing. That’s appallingly embarrassing&probably won’t even stand up in a military court. I say frequently Hegseth reminds me on Niedermeyer in “Animal House”.
Bill Maher is a moron
Saw someone refer to Lindsey Halligan and Lindsey Hooligan and loved it.
Thank you for this regular bit of joy and swearing--it always makes my day!
Don't get me wrong. I appreciate and laud the impeccable writing of thealtmedia,, but shouldn't the following quote: "Trump and his drunken aide have brilliantly decided to make this American hero their public target, undoubtedly boosting Kelly’s 2028 chances and reminding us all that Trump and his goons are a bunch of bitches." be amended to "bunch of idiot bitches"?
P.S. My favorite Thanksgiving movie is the Muppet Thanksgiving Movie. Or anything with the Swedish chef. Exactly what is needed after a week of Trump shitburgers and an afternoon of overeating more turkey.
Even when Dems try to do something good they have to give it a cringey name like “fight club” smh
gotta take the wins i guess lmao
It’s a shame Europe can’t seem to get off their ass and do more to help Ukraine while we’re trapped with that rotting old hog.