It’s Tuesday. There are 518 days until the midterm elections. Some great news out of Georgia, the latest stupid attack on Harvard and FEMA is totally f**ked.
Note Three: Trump didn't have time to shitpost yesterday, he was too busy crying with Vlad over Putie getting his airpwanes blowed up.
Note Five: Pretty sure that's Europe after an overload of TACO.
Note Six: Bernie gets high on his own supply sometimes. He did the same thing to Hillary after the 2016 election. Guess he wants us to forget he supported VP Harris last year.
Note Seven: Is the NYT morphing into its Pitchbot?
Note 13: Sesame Street is a national treasure. 🏳️🌈👏👏👏👏
Note 19: Standing ovation to the good people of South Park, San Diego! 🙌🙌🏅 NO safe harbor for ICE Nazis!
I love the way you start your newsletters. Very appropriate. It makes my day and I look forward to reading them.
Now, Adam perhaps the fucking chicken shit democrats (I know not all are) need to play as hard as republicans are. Hit back hard. EXTREMELY HARD. Do not back down. Sorta of like bite down like a mother fucking bulldog and don't let go until they cry ok ok I give up. I mean shit being nice and shit isn't gettting us nowhere. Fuck that.
The people are hitting back hard, but it also takes those sons of bitches to jump onboard and help us. It pisses me off that some dems (fetterman for one) voted against us.
Thinking the San Antonio Police have some explaining to do regarding threats to Jonathan Joss’s hateful & despicable murder! Why didn’t they investigate the threats to his house? Why don’t they think it was a hate crime? Someone beheaded his dog as well! Texas has become a state where evil has found a home!!!
I don’t know guys, I love me some Biden and Kamala, but when Bernie says they weren’t speaking to the people, I don’t think he’s wrong. Of course hindsight is always 20/20, but I still don’t think he’s wrong. You gotta admit, he and AOC are pretty good at connecting with the people in a way that Biden and Kamala just couldn’t. I’m not 100% sure why…
Hi all! More great news from Georgia today. Retired Brigadier General Shawn Harris is running for Congress in 518 days. He will yank the seat out from under Marjorie Taylor Greene.... finally. If you want to know more about him ... or even show him some love ... check out: https://www.shawnforgeorgia.com/
It's fair to put Bernie's criticism, which he lobbed at Kamala and Dems a few months ago, in the shitposting category. Kamala had specific policies that she talked about, like going after grocery conglomerates for high prices, that were specific to the economy. The fact that Bernie didn't really seem to give Biden any credit for ACTUALLY IMPLEMENTING PROGRESSIVE ECONOMIC POLICY takes it to another level. I saw a stat - probably from HCR - that said Biden had undone a quarter of the wealth transfer that has happened since Reagan - so in less than 4 years he did a LOT. Sure there's more that can be done, but lobbing criticism just feeds the right-wing propaganda monster, and Bernie should know better.
It looks like Ukraine has entered their Drop the Hammer phase of this war. Good!
Thank you for all your news and the way you present it - takes some of the sting out from reading it and makes me laugh. I, like most of us need a laugh. Here's hoping with the hurricane season starting that there will be a huge one named Donald landing, sitting, stirring, shitting on Mar-a-logo. Wonder where FEMA will be then?
" But goddamn it just never ceases to amaze us that one of Trump’s biggest supporters doesn’t mind admitting he used to be a crackhead."
A crackhead WHOSE OWN CRACK DEALER once staged an intervention for...."Finally, Lindell's primary drug dealer staged an intervention and ordered others to cut him off: " 'He told them, 'If some crazy white guy with a mustache wants drugs, don't sell to him.'"
Today's bullet points from Sam and Adam are NOT ALL BAD TODAY!
Note one: Stephen A Who? I don't think I've ever watched ESPN in my life.
Note three: Either they're sitting on Der Trumpenfuehrer's phone, or they're prepping the 25th.
Note seven: Why do you even bother with that rag, which is barely fit to line a birdcage?
Note nine: Ha ha ha fuck you Putie Poo. What's Zelenskyy got on tap for you today?
Note fourteen: Unfortunately, you can't "fire" Fetterman or any US Senator. When I lived in Texas I tried to get Ted Cruz fired and found out the hard way...
Note nineteen: That's how you deal with uniformed ICE Nazis. But those wearing plainclothes and face masks with NO uniformed officers? Are they even really ICE officers and not Proud Boys out terrorizing people? I suggest finding out on the spot, and if they're not officers, have them arrested for impersonation and rioting.
Note three and almost everything after it: You don't want to jinx the fact that you haven't heard or seen from the clown, but you can't stop talking about him? If yesterday was a break for you, it was a break for all of us. DON'T JINX IT!
Note six: You and Sal Teodoro are going to think I'm being politically incorrect, and are going to get mad at me, but Sanders was right. Harris thought she was riding a gimme, and I have said many times that she killed the deal when she was asked publicly and repeatedly what she would do different from Biden, and she said "nothing." Obama should have raised taxes on the rich. Biden should have raised taxes on the rich. And Harris should have listed that as a mistake he made that she would correct.
Note 14: We elected someone who doesn't know what professional attire is, and who had a stroke, and this is the gratitude we get?
Note 16: If Lindell is no longer using crack, then using crack was the least of his problems.
"Mazel:" It's better than Marge's having somehow had the awareness to know that that was not going to happen. Kemp figured out the same thing. Someone else is making $ noise, but the chances get slimmer every day.
"Anti-white discrimination:" Boy, the blowback they must all have gotten for the anti-black and anti-female discrimination.
"FEMA is fucked:" Imagine a Donnie appointee being a fucking moron. I'll bet that doesn't happen often.
"Today's clips," paragraph two: "warning of" should be replaced by preparing for.
Oh, I’m making real calls about aliens to ICE. Whitley Strieber’s ravaged butthole deserves nothing less. Here’s a man who singlehandedly made “alien abduction” synonymous with “anal probe,” and who still hasn’t received royalties from “South Park” for the quote “Why does everything today involve something going in or coming out of my ass?”: the need for justice is STRONG.
What do you call a female who is a Dick? I am not referring to sexual organs!
It reminds me of how weird, and even vapid, inappropriate Christian “witnessing” can sound to those not members of the same club. Of course, her last sentence is, in reality, a blatant attempt to appeal to her Christian nationalist voters.
Note Three: Trump didn't have time to shitpost yesterday, he was too busy crying with Vlad over Putie getting his airpwanes blowed up.
Note Five: Pretty sure that's Europe after an overload of TACO.
Note Six: Bernie gets high on his own supply sometimes. He did the same thing to Hillary after the 2016 election. Guess he wants us to forget he supported VP Harris last year.
Note Seven: Is the NYT morphing into its Pitchbot?
Note 13: Sesame Street is a national treasure. 🏳️🌈👏👏👏👏
Note 19: Standing ovation to the good people of South Park, San Diego! 🙌🙌🏅 NO safe harbor for ICE Nazis!
I love the way you start your newsletters. Very appropriate. It makes my day and I look forward to reading them.
Now, Adam perhaps the fucking chicken shit democrats (I know not all are) need to play as hard as republicans are. Hit back hard. EXTREMELY HARD. Do not back down. Sorta of like bite down like a mother fucking bulldog and don't let go until they cry ok ok I give up. I mean shit being nice and shit isn't gettting us nowhere. Fuck that.
The people are hitting back hard, but it also takes those sons of bitches to jump onboard and help us. It pisses me off that some dems (fetterman for one) voted against us.
We need strong senators. Fuck all these pussies.
Thinking the San Antonio Police have some explaining to do regarding threats to Jonathan Joss’s hateful & despicable murder! Why didn’t they investigate the threats to his house? Why don’t they think it was a hate crime? Someone beheaded his dog as well! Texas has become a state where evil has found a home!!!
Fettermanchin can go fuck all the way off.
And I like Bernie but what’s he talking about?
Please see me comment.
Joni Ernst is two new boobs short of a nancy mace whackadoodle.
LMAO :D
According to Sen. Jody Ernst -“ we’re all going to die anyway”! What an asshole!
I don’t know guys, I love me some Biden and Kamala, but when Bernie says they weren’t speaking to the people, I don’t think he’s wrong. Of course hindsight is always 20/20, but I still don’t think he’s wrong. You gotta admit, he and AOC are pretty good at connecting with the people in a way that Biden and Kamala just couldn’t. I’m not 100% sure why…
I agree with you completely
Hi all! More great news from Georgia today. Retired Brigadier General Shawn Harris is running for Congress in 518 days. He will yank the seat out from under Marjorie Taylor Greene.... finally. If you want to know more about him ... or even show him some love ... check out: https://www.shawnforgeorgia.com/
It's fair to put Bernie's criticism, which he lobbed at Kamala and Dems a few months ago, in the shitposting category. Kamala had specific policies that she talked about, like going after grocery conglomerates for high prices, that were specific to the economy. The fact that Bernie didn't really seem to give Biden any credit for ACTUALLY IMPLEMENTING PROGRESSIVE ECONOMIC POLICY takes it to another level. I saw a stat - probably from HCR - that said Biden had undone a quarter of the wealth transfer that has happened since Reagan - so in less than 4 years he did a LOT. Sure there's more that can be done, but lobbing criticism just feeds the right-wing propaganda monster, and Bernie should know better.
It looks like Ukraine has entered their Drop the Hammer phase of this war. Good!
Don't you mean John Redcorn?
Thank you for all your news and the way you present it - takes some of the sting out from reading it and makes me laugh. I, like most of us need a laugh. Here's hoping with the hurricane season starting that there will be a huge one named Donald landing, sitting, stirring, shitting on Mar-a-logo. Wonder where FEMA will be then?
" But goddamn it just never ceases to amaze us that one of Trump’s biggest supporters doesn’t mind admitting he used to be a crackhead."
A crackhead WHOSE OWN CRACK DEALER once staged an intervention for...."Finally, Lindell's primary drug dealer staged an intervention and ordered others to cut him off: " 'He told them, 'If some crazy white guy with a mustache wants drugs, don't sell to him.'"
https://www.startribune.com/mike-lindell-s-fitful-journey-from-crack-addict-to-mypillow-magnate/492123761
Just how bad do you have to be to have your own dealer say "Dude, you gotta stop!"
Today's bullet points from Sam and Adam are NOT ALL BAD TODAY!
Note one: Stephen A Who? I don't think I've ever watched ESPN in my life.
Note three: Either they're sitting on Der Trumpenfuehrer's phone, or they're prepping the 25th.
Note seven: Why do you even bother with that rag, which is barely fit to line a birdcage?
Note nine: Ha ha ha fuck you Putie Poo. What's Zelenskyy got on tap for you today?
Note fourteen: Unfortunately, you can't "fire" Fetterman or any US Senator. When I lived in Texas I tried to get Ted Cruz fired and found out the hard way...
Note nineteen: That's how you deal with uniformed ICE Nazis. But those wearing plainclothes and face masks with NO uniformed officers? Are they even really ICE officers and not Proud Boys out terrorizing people? I suggest finding out on the spot, and if they're not officers, have them arrested for impersonation and rioting.
Note: Why are you wasting space on a 0%er?
Note three and almost everything after it: You don't want to jinx the fact that you haven't heard or seen from the clown, but you can't stop talking about him? If yesterday was a break for you, it was a break for all of us. DON'T JINX IT!
Note six: You and Sal Teodoro are going to think I'm being politically incorrect, and are going to get mad at me, but Sanders was right. Harris thought she was riding a gimme, and I have said many times that she killed the deal when she was asked publicly and repeatedly what she would do different from Biden, and she said "nothing." Obama should have raised taxes on the rich. Biden should have raised taxes on the rich. And Harris should have listed that as a mistake he made that she would correct.
Note 14: We elected someone who doesn't know what professional attire is, and who had a stroke, and this is the gratitude we get?
Note 16: If Lindell is no longer using crack, then using crack was the least of his problems.
"Mazel:" It's better than Marge's having somehow had the awareness to know that that was not going to happen. Kemp figured out the same thing. Someone else is making $ noise, but the chances get slimmer every day.
"Anti-white discrimination:" Boy, the blowback they must all have gotten for the anti-black and anti-female discrimination.
"FEMA is fucked:" Imagine a Donnie appointee being a fucking moron. I'll bet that doesn't happen often.
"Today's clips," paragraph two: "warning of" should be replaced by preparing for.
Oh, I’m making real calls about aliens to ICE. Whitley Strieber’s ravaged butthole deserves nothing less. Here’s a man who singlehandedly made “alien abduction” synonymous with “anal probe,” and who still hasn’t received royalties from “South Park” for the quote “Why does everything today involve something going in or coming out of my ass?”: the need for justice is STRONG.
What do you call a female who is a Dick? I am not referring to sexual organs!
It reminds me of how weird, and even vapid, inappropriate Christian “witnessing” can sound to those not members of the same club. Of course, her last sentence is, in reality, a blatant attempt to appeal to her Christian nationalist voters.
1st of all Stephen A Smith is not SMART enough to be
President, and 2nd he would NEVER win. He's a joke.