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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Their shit is falling apart. Everytime Republicans have the house, their shit falls apart. That should be hint for maga, but I can understand why they cannot process that.

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Apache's avatar

Hello JavaJunkyMonkey... That is because Zombies Are Brain-Dead...

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Hi Apache, that they are.

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Patricia Lane's avatar

FEMA is not responsible for the delay in getting to Texas. Cover girl Kristi Noem is . She holds the purse strings for FEMA to come or go . And as usual , she fu**ed up. As for the resignation of FEMA ‘s head , why hang around to get your agency high jacked by this crazed administration ?

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Angie's avatar

Maybe some of these giant corporations like GM need to find their spine and go on the attack instead of leaving it up to the working stiffs standing out in the sun every month protesting their hearts out.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note: "No way that dude could last 30 seconds," Stormy Daniels agrees. Said so on Kimmel.

Note five: Colbert and friends strike again and it was brilliant!

Note nine: Mexican Coke is available everywhere I shop, but it costs even more up the wazoo than Corn Coke.

Note ten: Hunter Biden. Fuckin' A.

Note eleven: Rahm Emanuel can fuck off all the way back to Israel as far as I'm concerned.

Note fourteen: Who?

Note seventeen: Melania Who?

Reunited: Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself.

GM's sales dropped $1.1B last quarter. I guess they shouldn't have endorsed Pedo President, then. Bummer.

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Janice Williams's avatar

Correct. It isn’t the Republican Party, it’s the Epstein Party. At least that more correctly represents their values, morals and ethics. Or should I say their lack of a moral compass. Sociopaths.

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If I was a duck's avatar

American Fascist Party, aka, the Epstein Party

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Jessica Marcillo's avatar

Homan is a damn lying ghoul.

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Judy's avatar

So between now and September we should expect Maxwell to deny Trump’s involvement, getting herself a get- out-of-jail-free pass which will also make the vote to release the files moot. But somewhere there really is an Epstein file? If it makes through August?

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Laura G's avatar

Cool beans on Note 14! I asked how you guys felt about James Carville in Friday's therapy session chat - I am relieved beyond words after reading this note. And I love the "thawed out" framing of his return which, I might add, contributes less than zero to any conversation.

Can't wait to hear how the GM Tariff impact statement is going to be spun and/or word-saladed <- just made that up.

Can't wait for today's therapy session! :-)

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Gina Ellis's avatar

I too loved that comment about thawing Carville out......

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Laura G's avatar

😊

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Vicki Greene's avatar

Thank you for your take on James Carville and Morning Joe. I won't watch either of them. They are both way past their prime. I remember Carville when Bill Clinton was running for president. Now he's a bitter old man with nothing relevant to say.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Nothing relevant, just misogynistic, after his jab about "too many preachy females" he can get lost, sit down and shut up. He's a dinosaur behind the times.

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Marilyn Hubbard's avatar

Yeah. We’ve been selling Mexican Coke in our convenience store - which we get from Coca Cola - for several years. Dumbshit.

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Ruth's avatar

Yes, Nostalgia Mexican Coke sold in USA has sugar cane. Fun Fact - 2013 Mexican Coke sold in Mexico has glucose-fructose syrup and not use cane sugar to comply with Mexican Food Labeling Law.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Trump's fixer Todd Blanche is going to see Ghislaine Maxwell to offer her a pardon in exchange for her silence about Trump. Guaranteed. This stinks like 3-day old fish.

I'm willing to bet cold hard cash that Mehdi's debate partner, 'Connor', didn't get fired. His go-fund-me is a grift. Typical right-winger playing the victim card - and making a buck off the dumbest people on earth into the bargain.

While Trump is busy kicking the Wall Street Journal out of the WH press room, his VP and his sugar daddy, Peter Thiel, were busy meeting with Rupert Murdoch to plan the coup against Trump. Book it.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He was fired beforehand, but realized the grifting opportunities.

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Looking forward to seeing your faces on Tuesday's Therapy. See you then. 🫶🏻

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Jane's avatar

Maxwell better have her attorneys with her. I'm not fan but her friend already "committed suicide" under Trump so ..

And wait, doesn't Tulsi Gabbard remember that presidents have absolute immunity? Ugh

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Janice Williams's avatar

And CNN is not a legitimate news organization in my opinion. Zev Shalev’s Substack Narativ is now publishing an investigative report of Epstein’s history and connections. He brings receipts. CNN did a catch and kill of this story 6 years ago.

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Dax Jac's avatar

They really need to leave AOC alone!!

The irony of trump calling anyone a disaster!!

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Sandy O's avatar

Melania Trump was able to obtain United States citizenship through the Epstein Visa (which is much more believable then how she really got it… through the Einstein Visa ) 😂😅

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She met trump through Epstein.

"Trump also flew on Epstein’s private jet, where, according to a taped interview with Epstein, he and Melania first consummated their relationship after he introduced them to each other."

https://thebradentontimes.com/stories/epstein-trump-clinton-and-israel-a-retrospective,151977?newsletter=151932

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