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sheryl jeffries's avatar

I agree; they are feeding on a rancid diet of Fox News. I think you nailed it perfectly again. I'm so sick of Trump hijacking America’s birthday. No one wants to attend a Trump rally for several weeks. The place is a failure. They can only spin this for so long.

io bonini's avatar

Hey SJ., A failure for us. I wonder how much money the orange urinal cake & co. have/are making off of this shit show circus. The regime had a lot of money to put on a great celebration. This is not that. So where did the funds go?

Barbara Lee's avatar

In Trump’s pocket!

sheryl jeffries's avatar

I'm sure he's getting something out of this. It's a lot of money

io bonini's avatar

It's really astounding SJ. from the Kava bag guys...$50,000. to Gazillions and no one's in prison. But God forbid you steal a candy bar at a gas station, or where a frog suit on a street or touch some water.......

sheryl jeffries's avatar

That's true. Stay away from the reflection pool or an ICE facility. If you get caught lingering around either one you are going down.

Charlie's avatar

In his pocket.

barbara kroczak's avatar

The trouble is all of these messages (not just yours) are not going to the people who need to hear them. They are only watching fox entertainment and believe the reporter who says how packed the mall is with a view of the empty mall behind him.

io bonini's avatar

Hey BK., At this point ... who gives a flying f about those people?

They believe in Ivermectin, the Rapture, and whichever holy hairdryer they're praying to this week. I've given up being concerned about any of these people, obviously they are not concerned about reality and I really do wish that their rapture was real so they could go away and the rest of us could get on with helping each other.

That said, You are very, very much nicer than I am and I appreciate that you still care about the deranged.

barbara kroczak's avatar

Lol. The trouble is they're passionate about their beliefs and are likely to vote...

io bonini's avatar

Well Yes BK., And they will vote the way their holy hairdryer tells them to. And they always will. But we know that already. Look at the Paxton, Telarico polling numbers. ( I don't believe polls much) .The hairdryer cult is giving Paxton a lot of their votes. They guy is a crook, a molester, a liar...a perfect Maga candidate. While the Dem., is doing his nice hairdryer thing...and he would be great for this community. But, the bad hairdryer cult is thinking...well, ya know. I really don't need anything except the high I feel when I own the Libs. sad...they are a waste of our time...I am not any hairdryer fan. lol

Sharon D. Bailey's avatar

I want to join you guys in also Thanking Donald Trump for showing his true love of country by putting on the most lame-assed Fucked Fourth imaginable. For the last couple of months I’ve been bummed out that the 250th landed on his watch. But the reality is like a twisted Cabinet of Curiosities and he’s the shit stained clown in the Funhouse Mirror.

Who Cares's avatar

Speaking for myself, I have no desire to celebrate the 4th this year. 1976 was fabulous, and I’ll keep those memories forever. This years is like the exclamation point after a nightmare.

935 days (hopefully less) of Trumps ho hum let them eat cake. If he could monetize it for himself, that bill would have been signed.

Robin Richardson's avatar

I'm in mourning this 4th of July!

io bonini's avatar

Hey RR., What a great marketing idea and...use AI to make Ronald Reagans

"morning in America" commercial and redo it as "Mourning in America".

Here's the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMqic2IcWA

And then just put in what the regime has done to this country.

Nancy Weiler's avatar

I turn 75 on the country's 250th birthday. Reasons to celebrate. I can't find the joy to do it.

Charlie's avatar

I won’t be around but hopefully our 300th will be a helluva celebration.

io bonini's avatar

“WHAT KIND OF WHAT KIND OF PIG-FUCKING SCUMBAG ARRESTS A NUN?!”

The same PIG-FUCKING SCUMBAGS that shoot priests in the face & U.S. citizens dead in our streets.

And ...hmmm..so far, have gotten away with it.

Cathy Daly's avatar

I don't know what I, along with the rest of America, would do without you guys. Thank you so much.

Robin Richardson's avatar

Thank you Sam and Adam! Every day it gets closer to the 4th, I get angrier and angrier. And sadder. Then I read about Mike Lee's scrotum head and I busted loose with hysterical laughter. KEEP IT UP!! THANKS!!

Joan M Sabin's avatar

Guess the Supreme Court failed to take into account that Republicans won’t be sitting in the President’s chair forever. What comes around goes around. Abolish ICE!

Mckeown, Margaret G's avatar

Fox noosers are straining soo hard to generate some positive vibes – “The Fair is making a lot of headlines!”

Dennis's avatar

Note: MAHA chyron is a chef's kiss

Note 3: Shocking but not surprising

Note 5: Next distraction in 3..., 2..., 1...

Note 6: May be AI but probably not far away from reality.

Note 8: And Paxton jetting to Iceland with someone other than Mrs. Paxton...

Note 9: I love this for Putin so much!

Note 10: So "embarrassing" the administration is a crime? LOL The 14 citations will be dropped.

Note 12: Job induced depression no doubt

Note 14: I hope Ruben isn't holding his breath waiting on Luna to apologize.

Note 15: #ETTD

Note 16: Global Warming is a hoax... /s/

Note 19: Yeah, traders were waiting on the closing bell to flood the mall for this shit show...

Claire's avatar

I'm sure the rump has never been to a state fair. Or any kind of fair.

I'm looking forward to some therapy later. Thanks.

Throwing up pancakes??

I kind of love the plywood covered with material rump arch. Soo classy.