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Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

Chaofeng Ge, a 32-year-old Chinese immigrant, died in ICE custody in Pennsylvania on August 5th.

The official story: suicide by hanging.

The autopsy: found hog-tied with bedsheets binding his hands and feet behind his back, cloth around his neck.

ICE must be stopped!

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Llyn Humes's avatar

If you are hogtied it would be impossible to hang yourself. They have murdered this man. Plain and simple MURDERED THIS MAN.

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San's avatar

Holy shit

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

You are damned RIGHT! People need to start ripping their masks off of their UGLY faces!!!

I can't wait until they are all prosecuted! I read about it. SO AWFUL, FFS!!!!! >>:()

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Yeah, that jobs report is bullshit. ADP showed the economy losing 33,000 jobs in September, and the last time that happened (I think it was May or June) the jobs report was later revised down to a loss of job for the month.

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

That's what is so psychotic about this deranged orange lunatic - he says thing to the world that are demonstrably false. Ex. diverting water to put our the fires in LA and how he has ended 8 wars (to name just a couple among hundreds). It's like nobody ever corrects him and if they do, they are ostracized.

He's been falsely claiming for months now how hot the US economy is, so yeah, a bullshit job report is what his lackeys are going to produce.

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

We are truly fortunate that all these assholes (including the orange asshole) are THE most incompetent people on the planet.

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Pamela Fender's avatar

I read that one million jobs have been lost since January.

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San's avatar

It’s all a not funny joke

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Linda Myers's avatar

Dear convicted felon pedophile moron, no George Washington would not kill Democrats. He was a man of honor, class and intelligence. Things you know nothing about.

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Cyn B's avatar

George Washington thought political parties were a mistake. He was a helluva lot smarter than these brainwashed assholes.

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Llyn Humes's avatar

What a brilliant reply Linda. xx

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Bruce's avatar

"An aide to a Republican congressman said she was attacked and the attackers carved “Trump whore” into her body. The whole thing was a lie. What the fuck is wrong with people?!"

Their first clue? It was spelled "ɘɿoʜw qmυɿT"

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Angie's avatar

When are the loud D-listers and brain damaged athletes going to understand that Canks is done? Jfc people. Read something and try and keep up.

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Susan Friend's avatar

Puppet Lindsay Halligan further disgraced herself in court Wednesday, according to MS NOW's Nicolle Wallace, by chewing gum in the courtroom. Wallace mentioned twice that Halligan was "chomping away" on gum during the hearing. She also noted Halligan displayed a Pam Bondi-like disdain for the judge and the proceedings. What a clown she is, continuing a long pattern of incompetence by the trump morons.

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serenity's avatar

I'm an attorney and was once reprimanded by a federal court judge in court for chewing gum. I'm not a gum chewer but that one day, I wasn't thinking. I got called up to the bench. The judge got off the bench and walked up to me and my opponent. "Counsel. Are you chewing gum?" It was so embarrassing. I was mortified. It's akin to the pope yelling at you. Or getting called to the principals office. It's unprofessional and disrespectful.

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io bonini's avatar

Hey SP's this just in...breaking news...

Couch, sofa divan, settee, lounge, davenport, squab, bench, daybed, love seat, tete a tete , sofa bed, lounger, & banquette….these victims of JD Vance's sexual assaults are putting together a powerful lawsuit They are being represented by the prestigious law firm Ottoman,Recamier, & Chesterfield.

Thanks Adam & Sam for another episode of the Twilight Zone.

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John L Taylor's avatar

JD Vance misheard a lyric from Ca Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand “I am the king of the divan” as “I am fucking the divan”…

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io bonini's avatar

lol JL. 🤣

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Claudia Miller's avatar

Note 14 - yes, as if there were not others reasons to call for Schumers resignation as Minority Senate leader - this action, for sure, is a good reason. Traitorous!! AND Joe Rogan has ALWAYS been a moron, only different is he now has muscles and looks grotesque

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

He may not be in prison yet but don't discount a violent end if VP Vance ends up in a heated love triangle between a 3-piece sextional and a handcrafted Italian leather loveseat. The made-for-tv movie practically writes itself.

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Tim Loun's avatar

“And this is our conjugal visit room with two folding chairs, a table, and a cot.”

“Wait…two chairs and a cot? Where’s the couch? Not even a sofa? A…gulp…loveseat?”

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Stu B's avatar

What does JD Vance have in common with a pull out sofa?

Never mind, I was too busy replaying the video and laughing my ass off at the J6er getting boofed if the face to think up a punchline.

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Cyn B's avatar

The Mamdani meeting will be akin to the Zelensky meeting except Mamdani doesn't need a damned thing from Donald so give him hell, Mayor-elect!

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note and Note five: So let me get this straight. If you threaten to kill the Executive branch, you get two years in jail. If you just wish they'd drop dead (this instant would be a good time), nothing happens. And if you think people should be hanged because they're in Congress and Democrats, and you're the Executive branch, nothing happens. Got it. No, I don't get it. PS, clown: you're a traitor to this country, and George Washington, who is spinning wildly in his grave, would have hanged you.

Note three: I don't actually care about this, but I was curious as to why Mamdani would spend one millisecond of his time talking to the clown. And he has to take the time and trouble to go out of state to do it. So as disinclined as I was, l looked at the linked article. Customary for incoming Mayors? All of them, all over the country? Just NYC, because, um...?

Note six: Absolutely right. The clown hates it when people follow laws. If the public follows laws, it's harder to invent a reason to punish them. If he had to follow laws, he couldn't function.

Note 13: So she doesn't really have "Trump whore" carved into her body, or it wasn't really attackers who carved it there?

Note 15: You conduct "therapy" with your audience, and I'll conduct therapy with you. You wasted some number of seconds or minutes of your life listening to this, or watching it, if there's a video?

Note 18: I sort of know what you mean. But if you miss her desperately enough, you can take jobs in the bank where she and Paul keep all that money. You can count it every day. You were not appreciative regarding Rob Bresnahan in "Today's clips," paragraph two.

Note 19: I know, but sometimes, it's hard to distinguish violence from righteous justice.

"Don't get sick": Cassidy. Cassidy. Isn't he one of the Senators who voted to confirm Jr?

"Today's clips," paragraph one: Helluva "god" damn, fucking, piece of shit country.

"Today's clips," paragraph six: Please edit this paragraph. You make it seem as if the clown told a lie.

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Bob's avatar

I know Sam must be the one who writes the opening before you get to "news", right?

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Deborah V's avatar

At 16, Livvy was already showing signs of the prose that would someday make her publishing’s oracle:

“This song is me coming to a societal realization."

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San's avatar

Comey just can’t win can he? What the fuck is wrong with him and why did he make an FBI announcement on tv about reopening Hillary’s email investigation soon before voting began? It’s like he was trying to help t win or something

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