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Charlie's avatar

If Trump actually gets his name on our currrency I will redact it on every piece I come across. And with a damn Sharpie.

io bonini's avatar

Hey Mr. C., Can we get away with that? Has anyone looked into this brilliant idea?

If we can..I think I'll put together something like the postcard project...You know get a bunch of people together..with abundant sharpies available and we'll have at it.

SueJ's avatar

That or add some verb after his name!

Claudia Miller's avatar

What a great idea! I'll do it too!! Not that I carry cash but I do carry a 20 for emergencies.

Mercedes's avatar

Note #2 - Colon cancer survivor here, so fingers crossed for Sam! The prep's a bitch, but the drugs are delish.

Note #5 - How TF did a convicted felon vote????????

io bonini's avatar

Hey Ms. M.,

You are brilliant…maybe the orange urinal cake has committed voter fraud by mail.

“Most felons who have served their sentences — including parole and probation —

and have paid all their fines, restitution, and fees can vote in Florida elections.”

More here at FloridaLaw:

https://www.findlaw.com/voting/my-voting-guide/can-felons-vote-in-florida.html

(of course even if he has committed fraud, so what?)

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

You got a lot of info there Adam.

This part...But ain’t that what they’re supposed to be doing like every goddamn day?

I'm holding firm no matter what this asshole says it dies. FUCK YOU SCHUMER!

WHY wait till trumps shit goes this far? When so many Americans are hurt or killed or having a hard as fuck time to make ends meet.

Fuck all the flip floppers.

As far as Sam - GOOD LUCK Buddy.

(Ouch) Lol

io bonini's avatar

You know JJM, Way back in the first term of the orange urinal cake, we kept hearing the same old shit. Like trump doesn’t mean what he says, or he won’t really do all the things he said, or let’s be reasonable and not act like trump. Or let’s write another letter. Or, well the courts will hold him accountable, Or let the process work, Or we can’t just go to Mar a lardo and GET all of the TOP SECRET documents that the orange urinal cake has. How would that LOOK. And on and on and on… As I shouted at the clouds that YES HE IS going to do and has done all the shit he has said and will do…and here we are.

And he has nukes. Let’s hope I’m wrong about that. But he has nothing to lose, nothing.

He's going to be leaving this mortal coil soon enough. And apparently he wants maximum damage to just about everything.

NO KINGS...OR LUNATICS!

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Deep evil intentions. On a video I saw, he had said 'I'm never happy'.

So no matter how much damage he does he still won't fill that void.

A massive heart attack can't come fast enough, io.

Pamela Fender's avatar

It actually doesn’t hurt. You’re asleep. The icky part is the prep.

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Lol just the idea, I suppose.

Fred Jonas's avatar

Note eight: In my opinion, Wikipedia is highly reliable. I get a Monday through Friday post called NowIKnow.com. It's free, if you don't want to donate. The author relies heavily on Wikipedia. He's a super smart guy, trained as a lawyer, but doing tech work. He doesn't like being a lawyer. Neither did my brother.

Note nine: So what's the chance that if Barron enlists, he gets a desk job, and maybe a rank, at the Pentagon?

Note 10: My formal name is Alfred G Jonas MD. I'm a psychiatrist. I've been one for over 48 years. "Cognitive tests" do not include mathematical equations. No one aces them. They're designed to be failed. The question is how much can the subject get right before he or she fails. I always say it's like pole vaulting. The goal is to keep vaulting higher, until you fail. No one never fails.

"Not-so-funny money": I use cash often enough. Frankly, I would like to have a note that has the clown's face on it, and have it not be accepted, so I could take it to the bank and demand an image vendors would accept.

"Git 'em": Bondi and the other blond (Blanche) said they were breaking the law? That confession sounds like it needs to wind up in court.

"Racist scum": OK, I was wrong. The clown is racist. Or Pete thinks he is. Or Pete is racist, and is attributing it to the clown.

"Today's clips," paragraph one: I'm begging you. I'm on my knees, OK? Would you PLEASE stop writing "President Donald Trump?"

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Psychologist here…💯 on the money with your cognitive test verdict. The a$$hole keeps repeating this crap & media people do not followup. Kudos to Community Notes!

S. A. Linden's avatar

Is "senile old fool" clinical enough? By math, I'm assuming that drawing the clock stymied him.

I go to Wikipedia every day for something -- if I have the luxury of time, I can get lost there, opening 30 pages at a time. They are the best (right now). I'm saying that quietly, because the Chaos Agents might be listening . . . they can't stand anything they can't ruin.

io bonini's avatar

Hey FJ,: Note 8. Did not know any of that.

Note 9: A very real and frightening thought.

Note 10: Much appreciated info...so the very stable genius... might not be. LOL

And lastly...YES, please Adam & Sam adopt a new name for the orange urinal cake.

We could have a contest and all the SP's could pick the one we can all live with.

NO KINGS....

Weber Baker's avatar

I’m not sure that telling us Sam has a colonoscopy and to “stay on top of this shit” belong in the same paragraph. 😂

io bonini's avatar

Good point WB...Ewe.

Lorri Neerings's avatar

Good luck to Sam, and you have a wonderful weekend Adam.

Julie Jones's avatar

You know, I've been thinking it may not be so bad if he signs all the paper money. I hope it gets into circulation before he croaks. Then he'll get to enjoy the multitude of ways people will find to express their feelings BEFORE he shuffles off his mortal coil. Sorta like a preview of life post-Trump.

If I was a duck's avatar

I saw where someone posted everyone taking a big sharpie and blacking his name out since he likes his name heavily redacted

Neil Wollman's avatar

you said "Sam has a colonoscopy this morning so please send good thoughts and also maybe a pizza for later. Also, please make sure you stay on top of this shit"

You shouldn't say "colonoscopy" and "shit" in the same paragraph. Don't give him any ideas. :)

Gary Nelson's avatar

I'm sure that for Trump subtracting 7 from 100 would be considered difficult and a high equation. He's not lying on this one!

Jane's avatar

After your colonoscopy Sam, eat and drink up! ♥️

Sara G's avatar

Hope the colonoscopy went well, Sam. Good on you for getting one! The prep is the worst!

Chrissy's avatar

Lookin forward to standing on a corner in Hudson Fl to show my sexy patriot face! Next big one, I hope to be back in Michigan, for! But who knows! We have a Pasco trifecta going, with protesting happening for two hours then moving to another site! Unfortunately, I developed Lupus this year and have to kinda play vampire! Not sure if I can stay in the sun that long! Do what we can, right?

patti sepich's avatar

We seriously need some nighttime marches. This heat is a killer, stay hydrated, sunscreened, sunhatted tomorrow SP’s!

Gina Ellis's avatar

when in my early 80s and losing the occasional word, I asked neurologist for test - and was unhappy - draw a clock, identify a lion, repeat these five words - it's a test to see if you're gaga, not for those early slippages (now late 80s, soon 90, and hanging in there)

Rue Ryuzaki's avatar

Yep bringing back segregation. They’re so angry at Dirty Harry over that one.

But the list of if Biden had did this is 3 miles long.

Also wikipedia gets a lot of crap thanks to people not checking behind the footnotes & citations.

In other words not using good reading comprehension skills & taking their time.

Donald ZEPP's avatar

"ask him if he’ll take an IQ test with Jasmine Crockett and let America see the results. We all know who’s winning that one." Hell, his test's _drawing_ of a camel has a higher IQ than that dummkopf.

Eva's avatar

Hey Sam, take care. Sending good thoughts to you for health, and a (virtual) pizza & some brownies for later.

Have a safe weekend, everyone!